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Chels
13.07.2008, 21:57
Well, Tom is frikken hilarious at times. Pfft... most of the time.

lol.
Tom as a child (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7eH6a14JH4feature=user) He's so cute in this video, and funny. lol.

Also, this:

Q: It's so hot. Do you sweat?
Bill: You have to see us on stage! We're basically melting away...
Tom: Bill has extreme ass-water, one has to say... *Bill punches him*

Q: All kinds of people are screaming after you, everybody wants to touch you. What would you do if you were invisible for half an hour?
Tom: Well, I ...
Tom: Yeah! I'd do things that you'd have to beep out, and since we're live on air, I won't say it.

Q: When you sing one of your greatest hits on stage, do you ever look at one person, only one person in the eyes, at one girl and focus on here with your eyes?
Tom: There are certain tricks to get attention, ja?! And even today we talked about this *Georg laughs*, it hasn't happened for a long time now that a girl went topless, ja...
Tom: It hasn't happened forever, and I really don't know what happened, but... maybe it will happen again, who knows.

Q: Could you imagine a life without music? What would you have done if this hadn't happened?
Tom: Maybe stripper, as a part-time job. But apart from that... definitely more focus on the music.

Haha, the last one. "Maybe a stripper"

Hmm... sorry, I can only picture Bill as that. O_o
No really, I can...

AngiRockz
14.07.2008, 05:11
I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS:

(Bill is talking about how he broke a mirror once)
Bill: That means 7 years of bad sex :O
Tom: You never have sex anyways.

LMAOOO

Chels
14.07.2008, 07:24
Haha...
7 years of bad sex?
Well, that isn't true. lol.

Mirabela
14.07.2008, 10:08
7 years of bad things
but maybe bill wanted to make a joke

:evil: evil tom :lol:
be good with ur brother tomy-lee :lol:

Desire-U
15.07.2008, 12:39
This really left me like O_o

So they’re not millionaires just yet. Nevertheless, they’re already living the typical jet set lifestyle. For example, they lose track of where they’re located in the world.

Bill: “I don’t often know, usually I’m just sitting there and forget it.”

Tom: “Well, I personally always like that. I ask the girls with whom I’m in bed in the morning where I exactly am and they know most of the time - “Where do you actually come from?” - “I’m just in France” - “OK, I see.””

Oh i would lik to remind him one morning where he is. I would say "what does it mather? you'll never get outta here now" Muaaahaaahaaahaa :twisted: :twisted:

Mirabela
16.07.2008, 13:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVttvh_YpwM

tom says "vaffanculo"
i found this interview again today :lol:

Sapir483
16.07.2008, 13:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVttvh_YpwM

tom says "vaffanculo"
i found this interview again today :lol:

what?! I can't understand anything.. *stupid me..*
what dose it says??

Mirabela
16.07.2008, 15:33
he says "vaffanculo" is in italian.
vaffanculo=f**k you or f**k ur ass :lol:

Sapir483
16.07.2008, 15:42
ohh HAHAHA
and why dose he say it??

Mirabela
16.07.2008, 15:45
well

someone asked them what they can say in italian and tom told them "vaffanculo" and make that move with his hands
and then bill told "ja ja vaffanculo" :lol:

Sapir483
16.07.2008, 15:49
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH XDD
nice one! XDD

thanks!! :D

Mirabela
16.07.2008, 15:50
clever boys :mrgreen:

my pleasure

SHAG.IT
19.07.2008, 17:25
This isn't the FUNNIEST thing Tom's ever said but it still makes me giggle:

"My first time was bad. It wasn't my fault, it was my partner's performance."

I'd be so embarrised if I was that girl. Imagine, the only time you sleep with Tom and he says it was crap because of YOU :shock:

Mirabela
19.07.2008, 19:52
yeah that's true :?
but ...the girl is lucky anyway :oops:

Joanna
20.07.2008, 07:30
^lol

sazzakaulitz<3
24.07.2008, 17:02
I love it in one interview when Tom keeps winding Georg up about him and david hasselhoff :lol: I not sure which one it is :oops: though...

stefania
28.07.2008, 23:42
tom always say something funny :roll:

stefania
28.07.2008, 23:43
This isn't the FUNNIEST thing Tom's ever said but it still makes me giggle:

"My first time was bad. It wasn't my fault, it was my partner's performance."

I'd be so embarrised if I was that girl. Imagine, the only time you sleep with Tom and he says it was crap because of YOU :shock:
haha i don't have read this one...

Martaaaaa@
29.07.2008, 01:47
Things about Georg XD

stefania
29.07.2008, 16:32
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

SHAG.IT
01.08.2008, 22:38
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

He does :] It's nice, you can tell he's a nice guy because he's always happy and having fun. Even when he jokes about Georg, you just KNOW he's joking and exaggerating :)

AngiRockz
02.08.2008, 20:36
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

He does :] It's nice, you can tell he's a nice guy because he's always happy and having fun. Even when he jokes about Georg, you just KNOW he's joking and exaggerating :)


Oh ja, I completely agree! :D

MinaKaulitz92
02.08.2008, 20:37
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

He does :] It's nice, you can tell he's a nice guy because he's always happy and having fun. Even when he jokes about Georg, you just KNOW he's joking and exaggerating :)


Oh ja, I completely agree! :D

ME TOO, I AGREE AS WELL ‼ ☺

stefania
03.08.2008, 16:47
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

He does :] It's nice, you can tell he's a nice guy because he's always happy and having fun. Even when he jokes about Georg, you just KNOW he's joking and exaggerating :)
i agree too

Chels
06.08.2008, 07:35
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

He does :] It's nice, you can tell he's a nice guy because he's always happy and having fun. Even when he jokes about Georg, you just KNOW he's joking and exaggerating :)

True... Tom seems like the guy you want as your best friend and/or teddybear!!!

Or more... ;)

stefania
06.08.2008, 15:45
i believe that tom has really sense of humor

He does :] It's nice, you can tell he's a nice guy because he's always happy and having fun. Even when he jokes about Georg, you just KNOW he's joking and exaggerating :)

True... Tom seems like the guy you want as your best friend and/or teddybear!!!

Or more... ;)
tom is the boy that i was always searcing to find... i want him as everything :roll:

Sandra
06.08.2008, 18:02
Well, Tom's comments to or about Georg is always hilarious!

stefania
07.08.2008, 13:50
i like in the interview on the aeroplane... it was really funny

me+bill=luv4ever
07.08.2008, 15:44
i like when tom says "i apologise for all the wrong notes Georg hit during the concert..." LMAO!

stefania
07.08.2008, 15:47
lol

Sapir483
07.08.2008, 16:21
"Naked, next to the toilet, in my hotel room"

XDDDDDD

stefania
07.08.2008, 16:30
what? where? when?? give me the link please!!!

Sapir483
07.08.2008, 16:33
what? where? when?? give me the link please!!!

HAHAHAHA!
At the TRL show! :D

don't remember which part, I think it was the 2nd, check them too anyway! it's so funny! :D

part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-BrqEGgAY
part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uub4Uiopyi4&feature=user

MinaKaulitz92
07.08.2008, 16:36
it's so cute when he did the trycicle thing. and omg they are so mean to georg.

Sapir483
07.08.2008, 16:37
it's so cute when he did the trycicle thing. and omg they are so mean to georg.

HAHAHAHHA totallyyy!!

stefania
07.08.2008, 16:56
i had never see that again

Joanna
07.08.2008, 23:40
interviewer-So bill..what is tom thinking at the moment?
Bill-yeah..well...
Tom-you dont wanan know what i'm thinking..
*crowd goes oooooohhhh*

interviewer-So, do you guys have any rituals before the concerts?
Bill-we usually hang out and worry together, and gustav is a quite guy.
Tom-very quite...but georg usually does business on the toilet..
*guys smirk*
Interviewer-um..ok.

MinaKaulitz92
08.08.2008, 07:40
interviewer-So bill..what is tom thinking at the moment?
Bill-yeah..well...
Tom-you dont wanan know what i'm thinking..
*crowd goes oooooohhhh*

interviewer-So, do you guys have any rituals before the concerts?
Bill-we usually hang out and worry together, and gustav is a quite guy.
Tom-very quite...but georg usually does business on the toilet..
*guys smirk*
Interviewer-um..ok.

When did he say that? you got a link to the interview.

me+bill=luv4ever
08.08.2008, 08:45
when did he say that?

stefania
08.08.2008, 13:59
"Naked, next to the toilet, in my hotel room"

XDDDDDD
yeahh it was a hot night... lol

me+bill=luv4ever
08.08.2008, 15:45
were u spying on us?

stefania
08.08.2008, 15:48
what??

me+bill=luv4ever
08.08.2008, 15:53
"Naked, next to the toilet, in my hotel room"

XDDDDDD
yeahh it was a hot night... lol

thats wut u said.... so.... were u spying on us?jk lol

stefania
08.08.2008, 16:01
what is spying??

MinaKaulitz92
08.08.2008, 16:57
"Naked, next to the toilet, in my hotel room"

XDDDDDD
yeahh it was a hot night... lol

thats wut u said.... so.... were u spying on us?jk lol
hahahahahahaha, you wish Susan, you really really wish... (:

me+bill=luv4ever
08.08.2008, 17:11
yes i do.....

stefania
08.08.2008, 19:25
no i didnt...ok maybe a little bit

me+bill=luv4ever
08.08.2008, 20:09
yeah... i thought i heard sum1 outside the door...

stefania
08.08.2008, 20:16
it was one of his cats sorry he dont have cats he wanted to say caps :lol:

me+bill=luv4ever
08.08.2008, 20:34
he has a cat... kashmir...

stefania
08.08.2008, 20:36
i mean the interview :roll:

Joanna
08.08.2008, 20:52
who ever asked me for the link to the interview//i dont have it..it was on trl.

stefania
08.08.2008, 21:04
it is ok

AngiRockz
09.08.2008, 00:05
Another funny thing was in TRL,
when the band was asked who was
more popular in school and before
Bill could answer "Well, me", Tom
says "I was".
xD

stefania
09.08.2008, 14:53
well that was funny... :roll:

AngiRockz
13.08.2008, 21:20
Well, of course it doesn't
sound as funny when I say
it but you need to see it,
otherwise, you won't laugh.
It was one cute moment
though, Bill was like "what?!"
lol xD.

bri-zee
14.08.2008, 14:48
Well, of course it doesn't
sound as funny when I say
it but you need to see it,
otherwise, you won't laugh.
It was one cute moment
though, Bill was like "what?!"
lol xD.


what one is that on?

Adylenne
14.08.2008, 19:02
I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS:

(Bill is talking about how he broke a mirror once)
Bill: That means 7 years of bad sex :O
Tom: You never have sex anyways.

LMAOOO

jajajajaja thats so funny tom && his jokes(;

Desire-U
15.08.2008, 11:56
I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS:

(Bill is talking about how he broke a mirror once)
Bill: That means 7 years of bad sex :O
Tom: You never have sex anyways.

LMAOOO

jajajajaja thats so funny tom && his jokes(;

Ok but if he had broken a mirror and would had to have 7 years of bad sex he wouldn't be making jokes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ja?

Basilix
16.08.2008, 23:13
I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS:

(Bill is talking about how he broke a mirror once)
Bill: That means 7 years of bad sex :O
Tom: You never have sex anyways.

LMAOOO

jajajajaja thats so funny tom && his jokes(;

Ok but if he had broken a mirror and would had to have 7 years of bad sex he wouldn't be making jokes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ja?

ahhhhhahahahahahhahahahahaah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

whhhhhaaaahh I can not breatheeee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

uhh... okay I'm fine... euhm... :roll:

AngiRockz
18.08.2008, 02:31
I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THIS:

(Bill is talking about how he broke a mirror once)
Bill: That means 7 years of bad sex :O
Tom: You never have sex anyways.

LMAOOO

jajajajaja thats so funny tom && his jokes(;

Ok but if he had broken a mirror and would had to have 7 years of bad sex he wouldn't be making jokes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ja?

ahhhhhahahahahahhahahahahaah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

whhhhhaaaahh I can not breatheeee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

uhh... okay I'm fine... euhm... :roll:


LMAO, I couldn't breathe when I first read that either xD.

Mirabela
18.08.2008, 16:17
i just saw in a new interview when bill said "tom is with 10 minutes older then me"
and tom says"i'm the first one in everything:i had the first kiss,the first sex...bill is a virgin"
and bill is something like "omg :oops: he told this again.gonna kill u after the interview"

but the second funny thing is tom's english "I HAD THE FIRST SEX"this is not a correct sentence.my english is not good but this sentence was funny...i think so

Emma_Kaulitz
18.08.2008, 16:21
there still learning english though arent they lol

and yeah that interview was funny lol

Mirabela
18.08.2008, 16:23
i know they are learning english and i'm not making fun of tom but that sentence was really funny :lol:

Emma_Kaulitz
18.08.2008, 16:24
:lol:

bri-zee
19.08.2008, 01:05
i just saw in a new interview when bill said "tom is with 10 minutes older then me"
and tom says"i'm the first one in everything:i had the first kiss,the first sex...bill is a virgin"
and bill is something like "omg :oops: he told this again.gonna kill u after the interview"

but the second funny thing is tom's english "I HAD THE FIRST SEX"this is not a correct sentence.my english is not good but this sentence was funny...i think so

what interview was that?

Desire-U
19.08.2008, 10:32
the one on fuse on think...

me+bill=luv4ever
19.08.2008, 10:38
that was funny.... :lol: :lol:

Linni
19.08.2008, 18:23
HAHAHAAAHAHH!!!!!! ^

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MinaKaulitz92
20.08.2008, 15:38
I NEED THE LINK, I NEED TO SEE AYOO.

MinaKaulitz92
20.08.2008, 15:57
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjXHLBL19jM&feature=related
THERE OMGG, They start like arguingg. ITS SO TYPICAL OF TOM, and BILL IS JUST ADORABLE

Desire-U
20.08.2008, 23:46
this is from teen mag :lol:

Were the four of you always interested in music? (Saadya Philyor, Saint Petersburg, FL)
...
Tom: Hmmm, if I wasn’t a musician I would probably work at the playboy mansion as Hugh Hefner’s personal assistant. (lol) Georg would work as construction worker and do a lot of body building in his free time and Gustav would be a trucker


Tom: Is it true that you still have your teddy bear? (Jen Ii, Sandefjord, int, NO)
> Tom: You must be talking about Georg. He has his one with him all the time. And guess what name he gave him?? Tom!!! Georg: Ohhhhhh sure….


Did any of you guys have imaginary friends when you were younger and if so, what were their names? (Kendall Green-Grouse, Halifax, NS, CA)
All (laughing): NO!
Tom (laughing): Well, to tell you a secret: Georg has some imaginary friends and they might be his only ones besides us…


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

me+bill=luv4ever
21.08.2008, 00:01
haha... :lol: :lol: poor georg... always getting picked on by tom... or should i say poor hagen or poor Moritz...

Basilix
22.08.2008, 17:23
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
construction worker Geooorggggg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And trucker Gushhii :lol: :lol:

Emma_Kaulitz
22.08.2008, 19:43
lol Tom makes me laugh in interviews lol Bill's funny in interviews to lol

Chels
22.08.2008, 19:47
I really feel for Georg.
Tom is a bitch to him!

me+bill=luv4ever
22.08.2008, 21:32
yeah.....

Sandra
22.08.2008, 21:34
I really feel for Georg.
Tom is a bitch to him!

But its effing funneh : D

Chels
22.08.2008, 22:19
NO IT'S NOT! IT'S RUDE AND IMPOLITE!

Fakk, I love it when Tom makes fun of Georg.
Sssh!

Sandra
22.08.2008, 22:45
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
its extremely funneh, and I think that Georg don't mind actually.. haha. even though I can feel bad for him sometimes

Emma_Kaulitz
22.08.2008, 23:24
they all pick on each other its what friends do lol

stefania
22.08.2008, 23:57
I really feel for Georg.
Tom is a bitch to him!
tom is just joking and george is not seems to get annoy

tokio freak
23.08.2008, 21:33
Every,every,every time when I read or watch sth 'bout Tom, I start to laugh, lol. It's an instinct for me!

SHAG.IT
23.08.2008, 22:14
EVERYTHING he says comes out funny :mrgreen:

me+bill=luv4ever
24.08.2008, 09:42
yeah!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Uchiha_Helenaka
24.08.2008, 10:25
EVERYTHING he says comes out funny :mrgreen:

lol Agreed XD

AND OMG YOUR SIGGY KILLS ME EVERYTIME I SEE IT! XD XD XD:lol:

me+bill=luv4ever
24.08.2008, 14:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njez8hs5O4s

Question:Do You Have Nicknames?

Tom:Georg has a lot of nicknames...

Bill:Hobbit...

Tom:Chicken George... looks like a chicken! :lol:

Basilix
24.08.2008, 15:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njez8hs5O4s

Question:Do You Have Nicknames?

Tom:Georg has a lot of nicknames...

Bill:Hobbit...

Tom:Chicken George... looks like a chicken! :lol:

ahahahahhahaahha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

me+bill=luv4ever
24.08.2008, 16:26
it was posted yestrday!

Sapir483
24.08.2008, 21:20
it was posted yestrday!

hu?..

Chels
24.08.2008, 21:36
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes

Leanne(:x
24.08.2008, 21:39
Aww thats really sweet.

What interview was that from?

Chels
24.08.2008, 21:42
I don't know. I just read it now!

:cry: (happy tears, by the way)

Sapir483
24.08.2008, 21:43
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes

WWWWAAAASSSS?!?!? :o
are you sure he said that?!!??
I'm not so sure that's real..
where did you read it??

Chels
24.08.2008, 21:57
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes

WWWWAAAASSSS?!?!? :o
are you sure he said that?!!??
I'm not so sure that's real..
where did you read it??

I read it off Imdb.

Why wouldn't it be real???
Tom loves Bill!

Sapir483
24.08.2008, 22:02
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes

WWWWAAAASSSS?!?!? :o
are you sure he said that?!!??
I'm not so sure that's real..
where did you read it??

I read it off Imdb.

Why wouldn't it be real???
Tom loves Bill!

yeh ofc! I know he do, but. Tom NEVER talked like that anywhere.. so it's sounds kinda wierd.. donno.. :?

Chels
24.08.2008, 22:08
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes

WWWWAAAASSSS?!?!? :o
are you sure he said that?!!??
I'm not so sure that's real..
where did you read it??

I read it off Imdb.

Why wouldn't it be real???
Tom loves Bill!

yeh ofc! I know he do, but. Tom NEVER talked like that anywhere.. so it's sounds kinda wierd.. donno.. :?

I guess, but it's fun to believe he did.

Sapir483
24.08.2008, 22:15
HAHA defo! :D

me+bill=luv4ever
25.08.2008, 10:10
Cosmogirl interview:

So tell me, who were your musical influences?

Bill:
We couldn’t find a single common influence.

Tom:
I influenced them all.

Bill, Gustav, Georg:
Ha!

Bill:
We listen to so many different kinds of music. Tom only listens to German hip-hop, but I listen to a lot of rock, so we couldn’t really agree on one band that influenced us. Everyone brought his own style to the group, even if Georg doesn’t have any style [rest of band laughs]. What we created with Tokio Hotel was just our common ground of liking a variety of bands. We wanted that to influence our music.

Martaaaaa@
25.08.2008, 11:53
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW =')


<33

stefania
25.08.2008, 12:47
i like in their dvd
tom desrcibe george... he is really bitchy
:lol: :lol: :lol:

me+bill=luv4ever
25.08.2008, 14:32
awwwww.... :cry: :cry: :cry: *happy tears*

stefania
25.08.2008, 14:36
awwwww.... :cry: :cry: :cry: *happy tears*
why?

me+bill=luv4ever
25.08.2008, 15:54
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes
thats y!

mella
25.08.2008, 22:41
I've noticed he started to say nice things about Georg now.

Like when he said Georg stole all the girls, and another one i cant remember now..

It's cute.

Sapir483
25.08.2008, 22:43
I've noticed he started to say nice things about Georg now.

Like when he said Georg stole all the girls, and another one i cant remember now..

It's cute.

Yeh! I noticed it too!
and when they were asked somewhere who has the best stile, he said - Georg!
usuelly he says "Me!" HAHA

Chels
26.08.2008, 19:18
Awww!!! Tomi is showing his true feelings to Georg.

I told you they were in love! Next thing you know, Georg and Tom are married with little mutant babies. xD

Martaaaaa@
26.08.2008, 19:30
On CosmoGirl Confessions Tom says he likes Georg Style xD

Ahahaha, Mariella is right. Tom lately only says good things about Georg.

Hummm, suspicious XD

me+bill=luv4ever
26.08.2008, 21:15
Cosmogirl interview:

So tell me, who were your musical influences?

Bill:
We couldn’t find a single common influence.

Tom:
I influenced them all.

Bill, Gustav, Georg:
Ha!

Bill:
We listen to so many different kinds of music. Tom only listens to German hip-hop, but I listen to a lot of rock, so we couldn’t really agree on one band that influenced us. Everyone brought his own style to the group, even if Georg doesn’t have any style [rest of band laughs]. What we created with Tokio Hotel was just our common ground of liking a variety of bands. We wanted that to influence our music.

On CosmoGirl Confessions Tom says he likes Georg Style xD

Ahahaha, Mariella is right. Tom lately only says good things about Georg.

Hummm, suspicious XD

That's where this one is from!

stefania
29.08.2008, 12:59
On CosmoGirl Confessions Tom says he likes Georg Style xD

Ahahaha, Mariella is right. Tom lately only says good things about Georg.

Hummm, suspicious XD
i was thinking in that interview
Is that tom? how can he say that? :o
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Martaaaaa@
29.08.2008, 13:13
On CosmoGirl Confessions Tom says he likes Georg Style xD

Ahahaha, Mariella is right. Tom lately only says good things about Georg.

Hummm, suspicious XD
i was thinking in that interview
Is that tom? how can he say that? :o
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah XDDDD

Mii
05.09.2008, 22:50
In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD

Shaylee
05.09.2008, 22:57
In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD


Did they go to Mexico??? :shock:

Mii
05.09.2008, 23:00
Yeah, the 28th or the 29th of Aug. I think xD

me+bill=luv4ever
05.09.2008, 23:07
In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD
he said that! i speak portuguese and sum spanish, and i know what that means so, TOM! WHY DID U SAY THAT?!?!?!? :lol:

Shaylee
05.09.2008, 23:12
i just saw in a new interview when bill said "tom is with 10 minutes older then me"
and tom says"i'm the first one in everything:i had the first kiss,the first sex...bill is a virgin"
and bill is something like "omg :oops: he told this again.gonna kill u after the interview"

but the second funny thing is tom's english "I HAD THE FIRST SEX"this is not a correct sentence.my english is not good but this sentence was funny...i think so

r u sure Bill said "omg"? cuz i think he said "ohhh yeah" :|

Mii
05.09.2008, 23:16
Eu sei falar um pouco de Portugues, mas nao se me da nada bem xDDDD

I think he was looking at a girl, very sexy she, and he said, PUTAAA Ò__Ó

stefania
06.09.2008, 11:19
In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD
damn
lol tom

me+bill=luv4ever
06.09.2008, 11:24
Eu sei falar um pouco de Portugues, mas nao se me da nada bem xDDDD

I think he was looking at a girl, very sexy she, and he said, PUTAAA Ò__Ó
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mii
06.09.2008, 12:35
If anyone want to see it:

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=YpoddzPediA

me+bill=luv4ever
06.09.2008, 14:30
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Martaaaaa@
06.09.2008, 14:33
In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD
he said that! i speak portuguese and sum spanish, and i know what that means so, TOM! WHY DID U SAY THAT?!?!?!? :lol:

You do?!?!?

Owwww, it's so cool to find people who actually knows your language ^.^

me+bill=luv4ever
06.09.2008, 15:12
yeah it is! :mrgreen:

Mii
06.09.2008, 15:20
yeah, and more for me, 'cause i think i'm the only spanish girl..
xDDD

Sapir483
06.09.2008, 15:23
[quote=Mii]In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD
he said that! i speak portuguese and sum spanish, and i know what that means so, TOM! WHY DID U SAY THAT?!?!?!? :lol:

You do?!?!?

Owwww, it's so cool to find people who actually knows your language ^.^[/quote:3p0osu19]

HAHAHA yeh he did said that, I heard it too.. (and I understand Spanish too HAHAHA)

Mii
06.09.2008, 15:27
Omfg, I'm not the only who understand spanish *___*

Sapir483
06.09.2008, 15:28
Omfg, I'm not the only who understand spanish *___*

HAHAHA nop XDD

me+bill=luv4ever
06.09.2008, 15:41
no u r not! :mrgreen:

stefania
06.09.2008, 15:50
i guess i am the only one here who dont understand :?

Mii
06.09.2008, 16:28
i guess i am the only one here who dont understand :?


xDDDDDDD
Don't worry we're your translator e__e
Oh, for one time in my life i'm glad to be spanish xDD
Well not... :?
I'm catalonian o.O

Emma_Kaulitz
06.09.2008, 17:43
lol @ Tom lol and Stef i dont understand spanish either i just use an online translator site lol

stefania
07.09.2008, 13:52
lol @ Tom lol and Stef i dont understand spanish either i just use an online translator site lol
oww ok
happy again

Anny (O_o)
07.09.2008, 15:11
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes


When was that?!?!?!

It's soo effin sweet <3

Should've come to this section earlier. Got totally stuck on my Tom fic cause I always went on writing about Bill xD I guess a change of favorites for a while :mrgreen:

YaaY Tomi <3

I love the "I'm like a sun. I shine on you guys every day" interview

Mii
07.09.2008, 15:22
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *______________*
He's so cuteeeeeeee *-------*

stefania
08.09.2008, 15:24
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *______________*
He's so cuteeeeeeee *-------*
is that funny?

Mii
08.09.2008, 15:26
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *______________*
He's so cuteeeeeeee *-------*
is that funny?

No, but she says: not funniest, but it made me cry!
O.O

stefania
08.09.2008, 15:36
oww ok

Pipa
08.09.2008, 23:16
In méxico, Tom says:

Muchas gracias, te quiero, PUTA!

And that's means:

Thank you very much, I love you, BITCH!

Omg, I laughed a lot when he said PUTA xD
I think I know how he knows that..(click) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP4rARXIg3Q)
Maybe not. But when he said that I imediately thought of this song.




Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes
when did he say that?

pixie posh ++
14.09.2008, 02:55
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *______________*
He's so cuteeeeeeee *-------*

omg . .. dats sooo sweeeett . . . .

pixie posh ++
14.09.2008, 02:58
i love when he says " ever, ever, ever . . " on kiis fm XD

stefania
14.09.2008, 14:56
he had told to a girl
wanna went for a ride in your lil Cadillac?"
i find it funny

Chels
14.09.2008, 22:28
Okay, not funniest, but it made me cry!

"The best birthday present I ever got was 10 minutes after I was born."

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Edit: I have tears in my eyes


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *______________*
He's so cuteeeeeeee *-------*

omg . .. dats sooo sweeeett . . . .

I know...
I was like... "Awwwwwwwwww!"

I really believe that Tom said that, because if you saw at the VMAs, how Tom held onto Bill's arm.
He was being protective!
Which means he loooooves Bill!

me+bill=luv4ever
15.09.2008, 20:36
:o he did?!?!?!? When?!?!?! must rewatch on youtube!

AngiRockz
19.10.2008, 22:05
Really?
Where's the link to that?
lol.

Emma_Kaulitz
19.10.2008, 22:13
yeah Tom really said that i forgot where i saw it now but yeah hes so sweeeet :D :lol:

AngiRockz
19.10.2008, 22:19
Awww, so cute :)

Kazicle
09.11.2008, 02:15
On my other comp I've got the interview where he says about Bill being the best present. It's a personal interview just with him and it was really all about him and tom. Aw! :lol:

me+bill=luv4ever
09.11.2008, 03:04
MUST SEE INTERVIEW!!!!!!

me+bill=luv4ever
12.11.2008, 00:06
TH disscussing a toy that they found in a Kinder surprise:

"Maybe its a sex toy u can shove up ur a*s!!" :lol:

Sapir483
12.11.2008, 00:23
TH disscussing a toy that they found in a Kinder surprise:

"Maybe its a sex toy u can shove up ur a*s!!" :lol:

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Where is it from??? XDDD

me+bill=luv4ever
12.11.2008, 00:36
its from an MTV interview. im looking up the link

Emma_Kaulitz
13.11.2008, 12:27
lol Tom made me laugh when he said tht lol

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yc_mpCCPav0

stefania
15.11.2008, 13:53
lol Tom made me laugh when he said tht lol

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yc_mpCCPav0
omg bill
:lol: :lol:
nice video

stefania
15.11.2008, 13:55
TH disscussing a toy that they found in a Kinder surprise:

"Maybe its a sex toy u can shove up ur a*s!!" :lol:
omg
i wnat to see this

Kazicle
15.11.2008, 23:40
omg that's when bill does his hysterical laughter :lol: I've decided he does it when they are talking about naughty things and eating candy.

Betje
08.12.2008, 21:11
I've been a fan of me ever since.

He said that after the Monsoon performance at the EMA's

stefania
09.12.2008, 12:33
I've been a fan of me ever since.

He said that after the Monsoon performance at the EMA's
loool
crazy tom XD

AngiRockz
18.12.2008, 17:40
Haha! xD
Aw, them and their jokes :).
Oh, and I know that Mexican
interview was discussed a
long time ago but I'm one more
on this forum who speaks fluent
spanish and understands every
word of it,lol.

I didn't know he could even
speak a sentence of it,lol.
When I saw the interview, I
just cracked up at how he said
it. xD

Shaylee
25.12.2008, 19:00
At the Comet awards,remember Bill´s outfit?
A small shock for most of the ppl! :lol:
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm290/smokiohotel/freiheitsterne89/BXMediaOne200335file.jpg

(The boys talking about it on the Caught on Camera DVD)

Bill:Ooooh booooy,look at me!!!I seem sooo good!!This outfit was sooo cool!!! :D


Tom:No it wasn´t!


Bill:Oh,of course it was!!


Tom:No,it was embarassing!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bill:No it wasn´t... :roll:



ahahaahhh awwwhh pooor Billl...sorryyyy....
GO TOMMY, GO TOMMY, GO TOMMY!!!

me+bill=luv4ever
31.12.2008, 23:29
I had the idea for both the rain and the monster truck. they had the idea for the latin music awards. which was better? mine. :lol:

Shaylee
01.01.2009, 13:41
Oh yeah ahahaa but what was the Latin Awards idea about?

Chels
01.01.2009, 22:48
At the Comet awards,remember Bill´s outfit?
A small shock for most of the ppl! :lol:
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm290/smokiohotel/freiheitsterne89/BXMediaOne200335file.jpg

(The boys talking about it on the Caught on Camera DVD)

Bill:Ooooh booooy,look at me!!!I seem sooo good!!This outfit was sooo cool!!! :D


Tom:No it wasn´t!


Bill:Oh,of course it was!!


Tom:No,it was embarassing!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bill:No it wasn´t... :roll:



ahahaahhh awwwhh pooor Billl...sorryyyy....
GO TOMMY, GO TOMMY, GO TOMMY!!!


Ugh! Bill should just marry himself.
He's such a narcissist. xD

Kazicle
02.01.2009, 22:44
*tries to quote but quote button's off page* xD
Poor Bill!!!! Hey, if I looked that good I'd be like that too.

Kazicle
02.01.2009, 22:45
I had the idea for both the rain and the monster truck. they had the idea for the latin music awards. which was better? mine. :lol:

What happened at the latin awards? :|

Shaylee
05.01.2009, 19:30
Or when Tom was saying the story with the girl that got on stage to catch him...ahahahaa :lol: :lol: :lol: Bill´s expression hahahaaa...just notice it lol...and he didn´t reacht o speak!
He only said "No!" and pushed Tom´s hand and then Tom was like

"Natüüüüüürlich!!!" :x
ahahaaaa

*but I din´t get who said "no one watnted to get to you",Bill or Tom?Or both? :| *

MinaKaulitz92
07.01.2009, 08:19
Or when Tom was saying the story with the girl that got on stage to catch him...ahahahaa :lol: :lol: :lol: Bill´s expression hahahaaa...just notice it lol...and he didn´t reacht o speak!
He only said "No!" and pushed Tom´s hand and then Tom was like

"Natüüüüüürlich!!!" :x
ahahaaaa

*but I din´t get who said "no one watnted to get to you",Bill or Tom?Or both? :| *

WHERE IS THAT, WHERE IS THAT... WHERE CAN I HEAR THAT !?!

Shaylee
07.01.2009, 22:16
Or when Tom was saying the story with the girl that got on stage to catch him...ahahahaa :lol: :lol: :lol: Bill´s expression hahahaaa...just notice it lol...and he didn´t reacht o speak!
He only said "No!" and pushed Tom´s hand and then Tom was like

"Natüüüüüürlich!!!" :x
ahahaaaa

*but I din´t get who said "no one watnted to get to you",Bill or Tom?Or both? :| *

WHERE IS THAT, WHERE IS THAT... WHERE CAN I HEAR THAT !?!

Here it is,u can see it...on 00:42..
It´s from the Cught on Camera DVD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSyjlEyOfug

And cudn´t resist posting some extra .:P



Bill and facebook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCz6nhcYKzw

The regen idee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0Q4W4CAQw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty2vFOQuGeo

Chels
13.01.2009, 18:53
Ooh! The funniest thing Tom has ever said was when he was on the phone with Bushido, and they were talking about Nicole Scherzinger.

Let me just open up the video and quote from it:

Bushido: I don't think you have a chance. I'm going to be there, and I'm older than you.
Tom: We need to compete then, 'cause that bitch is hot!
Bushido: Not against each other, with each other. You, me and Nicole Scherzinger, best threesome in the world!
Tom: We can do that, but I choose the hole.

xDDDDD
Oh My Fuck! That was FUNNY!

me+bill=luv4ever
14.01.2009, 02:25
Ooh! The funniest thing Tom has ever said was when he was on the phone with Bushido, and they were talking about Nicole Scherzinger.

Let me just open up the video and quote from it:

Bushido: I don't think you have a chance. I'm going to be there, and I'm older than you.
Tom: We need to compete then, 'cause that bitch is hot!
Bushido: Not against each other, with each other. You, me and Nicole Scherzinger, best threesome in the world!
Tom: We can do that, but I choose the hole.

xDDDDD
Oh My f**k! That was FUNNY!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I wanna see this!

Shaylee
14.01.2009, 19:39
Ooh! The funniest thing Tom has ever said was when he was on the phone with Bushido, and they were talking about Nicole Scherzinger.

Let me just open up the video and quote from it:

Bushido: I don't think you have a chance. I'm going to be there, and I'm older than you.
Tom: We need to compete then, 'cause that bitch is hot!
Bushido: Not against each other, with each other. You, me and Nicole Scherzinger, best threesome in the world!
Tom: We can do that, but I choose the hole

xDDDDD
Oh My f**k! That was FUNNY!

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Can sb translate that AGAIN pls?!

Kazicle
17.01.2009, 11:45
Ooh! The funniest thing Tom has ever said was when he was on the phone with Bushido, and they were talking about Nicole Scherzinger.

Let me just open up the video and quote from it:

Bushido: I don't think you have a chance. I'm going to be there, and I'm older than you.
Tom: We need to compete then, 'cause that bitch is hot!
Bushido: Not against each other, with each other. You, me and Nicole Scherzinger, best threesome in the world!
Tom: We can do that, but I choose the hole

xDDDDD


Oh My f**k! That was FUNNY!

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Can sb translate that AGAIN pls?!

Eeeeww, that was horrible. I lost respect for him after that...

Chels
17.01.2009, 17:48
That's from 2007, just to let you guys know.
OLD OLD Bu/Kaulitz interview.

Basilix
18.01.2009, 18:15
I dont want to believe that that's real.. :shock:

can you please link it????

I have to watch!

Chels
19.01.2009, 08:49
I'll look for it - I didn't favourite it so... here:

It was this one, but mine was from a different user: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-q-VJc7g8

This one has been translated funny. I had the proper translation for this video on another video by someone else. lol.

Basilix
19.01.2009, 17:15
(awww his "guten tag" is sooo adorable!!!! :oops: )

Uh yea now I dont want them to attend aftershows.. :? :( :x :roll:

+ Bill cracked when Tom said that hole thing. :lol:

Shaylee
21.01.2009, 19:42
Ooh! The funniest thing Tom has ever said was when he was on the phone with Bushido, and they were talking about Nicole Scherzinger.

Let me just open up the video and quote from it:

Bushido: I don't think you have a chance. I'm going to be there, and I'm older than you.
Tom: We need to compete then, 'cause that bitch is hot!
Bushido: Not against each other, with each other. You, me and Nicole Scherzinger, best threesome in the world!
Tom: We can do that, but I choose the hole

xDDDDD


Oh My f**k! That was FUNNY!

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Can sb translate that AGAIN pls?!

Eeeeww, that was horrible. I lost respect for him after that...


I underdstand u! :shock:
Lol!

Basilix
05.02.2009, 13:23
he is a 19-years-old boy. I think thats kinda normal. xD

KoUrNiKoVa
05.02.2009, 14:56
(awww his "guten tag" is sooo adorable!!!! :oops: )

Uh yea now I dont want them to attend aftershows.. :? :( :x :roll:

+ Bill cracked when Tom said that hole thing. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA *rolling on the floor from laughter*

Tom is great i go crazy when he talks like that ;) and yea it is normal and he is a boy i would be worried if he DIDNT say comments like that thats natural besides hes a rockstar... and shes on fire haha she is really hot after all

Bill's laugh is mentallll i can just imagine him when he laughs hahaha

I keep thinking what would Nicole think if she heard that convo... :? 2 strangers talk about her like that on tv...

Basilix
05.02.2009, 21:20
Tom's Nicole addiction makes me kinda mad.
Ask me why.
Cos,
Tom is gettin on Nicole --> Nicole is gettin on Bill <-- I am gettin on Bill
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shaylee
07.02.2009, 14:51
Tom's Nicole addiction makes me kinda mad.
Ask me why.
Cos,
Tom is gettin on Nicole --> Nicole is gettin on Bill <-- I am gettin on Bill
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????????????!!!!
Don´t make me hate her again!!!! :evil: Cuz now I love her!!! :lol:
(I disliked her cuz Tom liked her,heehee... :oops: but I think he´s right to like her,but SHE IS GETTING ON BILL?????Neeeeeein!I WON´T accept that!) :lol: :lol:

Basilix
08.02.2009, 21:12
its my, and some other fans', opinion... but I still think she is. It doesnt have to be Bill. Maybe any of the other members. Cos she is like attacking them whenever she saw... That happened in EMA, and in VMA again... But the most possible name is Bill I think.. Yea? She said that she liked both of the twins, that they are gorgeus,for millins of times ... :roll:

Shaylee
09.02.2009, 01:42
Hmmmm.....okkkiii....I´ll deal with that...she attacks them=good! ;) that means the boys are not LONGING for her attention heehee!And plus they´re getting well know!;)
Second....she likes the twins,it´s NORMAL,but just...
Nicole,sweety,don´t forget...31-19=12....and those are not numbers...but YEARS...;) 8-) :lol: ....(kidding,I love her,really!) :)
And I am going to the PDC concert in 10 days or sth!!!ooohoo!:P)

Basilix
10.02.2009, 17:16
Don't be mad at me but.. I dont like her very much.

Let's just dont talk about it. :]

Shaylee
12.02.2009, 18:58
Don't be mad at me but.. I dont like her very much.

Let's just dont talk about it. :]


I got nothing to get mad at lol!!!It's ur choice and I see,she somehow causes that to ppl.... ;) ;) So I know what u mean! :D

Uchiha_Helenaka
18.02.2009, 20:19
I'll look for it - I didn't favourite it so... here:

It was this one, but mine was from a different user: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-q-VJc7g8

This one has been translated funny. I had the proper translation for this video on another video by someone else. lol.

lmfao AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *dies*

AngiRockz
22.03.2009, 16:52
Holy crap, I remember that,lol.
I remember I was happy that day because
even though I like Nicole, the fact that he only
wants to do her and nothing else makes me happy,lol.

Uchiha_Helenaka
03.04.2009, 16:02
Holy crap, I remember that,lol.
I remember I was happy that day because
even though I like Nicole, the fact that he only
wants to do her and nothing else makes me happy,lol.

lol yeah xD xD *watches video again* :lol: :lol:

SHAG.IT
27.06.2009, 12:04
Holy crap, I remember that,lol.
I remember I was happy that day because
even though I like Nicole, the fact that he only
wants to do her and nothing else makes me happy,lol.

LMAO me too :]

Basilix
16.07.2009, 22:13
well personally,the only thing that amasenk for that video is Bill's laughter :lol:

But it still made me fell of my chair :lol:

Spring Nicht
17.07.2009, 07:08
His blog counts, right? Because I found this part of this post funny:

"Certain things make me wanna have kids

I never really thought about having kids and right now it wouldn’t really fit in with the rest of my lifestyle anyway ;) I know I wouldn’t want a dad who’s 19 years old, barely spends a night at home and works with some weird guys. But seeing stuff like that gets me thinking...!"

I didn't laugh hardcore, but I giggled. It counts for something.

Basilix
17.07.2009, 11:20
Actually I laugh whenever he calls the g's hagen and wolfgang :lol:

SHAG.IT
17.07.2009, 13:10
Actually I laugh whenever he calls the g's hagen and wolfgang :lol:

Same!! :D *adds ten characters*

Basilix
17.07.2009, 19:03
But I prefer calling Gustav "klaus" tho.. xD

Hopeless_Romantic
06.09.2009, 15:36
I'll look for it - I didn't favourite it so... here:

It was this one, but mine was from a different user: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG-q-VJc7g8

This one has been translated funny. I had the proper translation for this video on another video by someone else. lol.



eeeew :lol: :lol:

LMAO I can't stop laughing.

Hopeless_Romantic
06.09.2009, 16:04
On the recent NRJ radio interview:

Host: Do you disguise yourselves when you go out?
Bill: We've tried everything but nothing works...
Host: Have you tried dressing like someone else?
Tom: I borrowed Georg's clothes once and people threw tomatoes at me

---

Host: On the cover of your new single "Automatisch" we see a robotic hand holding a heart. Who's heart is it?
Tom: It was mine. Georg ripped it out when I found out he had a girlfriend.

The Host was retarded :lol: and boys looked so bored.

Basilix
07.09.2009, 10:20
lmfao!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

pixie posh ++
07.09.2009, 16:10
i dk if its already posted before or hasnt
its from mtv alleyeson

" like a sea robber? well i used to want to be a pirate ", <3

Hopeless_Romantic
09.09.2009, 11:40
This is from the video where they're teaching some German. :lol:

Slink: It's an emergency, have you got any hairstraighteners?
Bill: (pointing at Tom's crotch) I've got dreadlocks down there.
Tom: Could you straighten my hair down there?

Slink: Do you wanna snog?
Tom: Should we lick each other?

Slink: What, I can't hear you?
Tom/Bill: Wassup?

Slink: Tokio Hotel rock our faces off.
Tom: Tokio Hotel is giving it to us hard


Slink: Where is the toilet?
Bill/Tom: Where is the shithouse?

And then she asked if they wanted to add something.
Tom: Can I f**k you?
Slink: what does that mean?
Bill/Tom: Let's be friends =)

Basilix
09.09.2009, 11:46
Slink: Tokio Hotel rock our faces off.
Tom: Tokio Hotel is giving it to us hard


Slink: What, I can't hear you?
Tom/Bill: Wassup?





:lol:

Why do I still laugh at those?
It's been 2 years since I first saw it, and I watched it for almost 10 times. :lol:

Hopeless_Romantic
09.09.2009, 11:59
I love Bill in that video. My favorite hair, the stripey hoodie, simple jeans and probably the only time he's been so mean to anyone :lol:

Basilix
09.09.2009, 12:01
:lol: agreed!
(Stripey hoodie is love)

tomsbabybunny
10.10.2009, 06:15
Boah I remember a lot of them haha so...

2005.
Pocher: kennr ihr nicht ma ma ma ma ma maria
Tom: geiler rocksong würd ich sagen

Pocher: You don't know ma ma ma Maria? (US5 song)
Tom: Great rock song i'd say

hahaha!


"georg duscht ,gustav auch ab und zu..."
Georg showers, Gustav as well- time to time

"Our First performance was so low as Georgs look "

Someone:I've read that typical german drink 120 litres of beer in year.
Tom: We drink that much in month.

Comet 2005 Gustav is doing massage to Bill
T: Bill and Gustav are not Gay...(Laughs)

Before performance in Warsaw.
T: If georg would fall on the stage we would have to cancel the concert because i would die from laughing"

From German news paper
there is a question if they are in relationship
Bill says it sucks that from long time he dont have woman than Tom goes like:
-Let's think Bill, consider whatever or not apply to Bauer sucht Frau (German TV programme)


haha he have good sence of humor but I'm bored of his Georg and sex jokes already

but his joke i love the most is about chess haa sorry i cant really translate it into english hahaha.

Rachy91
18.02.2010, 22:14
T: You hit your teeth
B: My teeth are perfect!
T: Yes, now they are fake so.!

Dragsug
19.02.2010, 12:31
T: You hit your teeth
B: My teeth are perfect!
T: Yes, now they are fake so.!

HAHAHAH!! yeees
I laughed so hard when he said that!

Dragsug
19.02.2010, 12:41
Boah I remember a lot of them haha so...

2005.
Pocher: kennr ihr nicht ma ma ma ma ma maria
Tom: geiler rocksong würd ich sagen

Pocher: You don't know ma ma ma Maria? (US5 song)
Tom: Great rock song i'd say

hahaha!


"georg duscht ,gustav auch ab und zu..."
Georg showers, Gustav as well- time to time

"Our First performance was so low as Georgs look "

Someone:I've read that typical german drink 120 litres of beer in year.
Tom: We drink that much in month.

Comet 2005 Gustav is doing massage to Bill
T: Bill and Gustav are not Gay...(Laughs)

Before performance in Warsaw.
T: If georg would fall on the stage we would have to cancel the concert because i would die from laughing"

From German news paper
there is a question if they are in relationship
Bill says it sucks that from long time he dont have woman than Tom goes like:
-Let's think Bill, consider whatever or not apply to Bauer sucht Frau (German TV programme)


haha he have good sence of humor but I'm bored of his Georg and sex jokes already

but his joke i love the most is about chess haa sorry i cant really translate it into english hahaha.

HAHAHHA, I remember that :'D
It was so funny! His whole body-language when he said it xD

Rachy91
19.02.2010, 14:26
The guys thankS me all the time that i can handle that... i am Superman!

Basilix
19.02.2010, 16:10
Whoaaa I forgot about that thread!!

Georg: I would pick..
Tom: the big dildo
Georg: my girlfriend..
Tom: the big dildo..
Georg: my new dog..
Bill: So your girlfriend is a thing for you?
Georg: She's the only thing for me..
Tom: *rolls eyes*
Georg: *laughs* and maybe my DVD collection
Tom: That's not one thing. DVD collection is like one hundred dvds. :lol: It's stupid you know..


^ epic!

TokioTeen
19.02.2010, 16:14
Tom: Can I f**k you?
Slink: what does that mean?
Bill/Tom: Let's be friends =)

Lets be friends, that's a way to put it.

Rachy91
24.02.2010, 21:53
T: I would call you little mouse
B: :mad:

Dragsug
01.03.2010, 22:26
Lets be friends, that's a way to put it.

HAHAH, yes.. poor Slink xD
She took them seriously!

Basilix
02.03.2010, 15:38
they always think they're serious. :lol:

Hopeless_Romantic
02.03.2010, 18:19
Whoaaa I forgot about that thread!!

Georg: I would pick..
Tom: the big dildo
Georg: my girlfriend..
Tom: the big dildo..
Georg: my new dog..
Bill: So your girlfriend is that thing for you?
Georg: She's the only thing for me..
Tom: *rolls eyes*
Georg: *laughs* and maybe my DVD collection
Tom: That's not one thing. DVD collection is like one hundred dvds. :lol: It's stupid you know..


^ epic!

Bill was so gross there *makes a face* But epic indeed :lol:

Basilix
02.03.2010, 18:44
I love how Tom rolls his eyes whenever Georg mentions his girlfriend. :lol:

sandrakaulitz9
02.03.2010, 19:10
[SIZE="5"]I think the most funny was when he was singing SWEET HOME ALABAMA!! in a video :lol:/SIZE]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7300000/Humanoid-tokio-hotel-7324655-535-275.jpg

Rachy91
03.03.2010, 22:15
Bill has not the biggest brain :lol:

Lilipooh
21.04.2010, 06:12
Whoaaa I forgot about that thread!!

Georg: I would pick..
Tom: the big dildo
Georg: my girlfriend..
Tom: the big dildo..
Georg: my new dog..
Bill: So your girlfriend is a thing for you?
Georg: She's the only thing for me..
Tom: *rolls eyes*
Georg: *laughs* and maybe my DVD collection
Tom: That's not one thing. DVD collection is like one hundred dvds. :lol: It's stupid you know..


^ epic!
lol WHOA! When was this said? (*lil slow..been away for a while*) I'd love to see Tom say that!

TokioKoos
21.04.2010, 07:51
lol WHOA! When was this said? (*lil slow..been away for a while*) I'd love to see Tom say that!
I know it's in one of these interviews.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9XT86UJJ9o
This is part one, there's other parts, I don't know exactly in which part it is.

Dragsug
21.04.2010, 21:09
Bill has not the biggest brain :lol:

HAHAHHAHAHHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAH AH AHA