BILL AT YOUR DOOR!

[Elle]

So really, what on earth would YOU DO if BILL KAULITZ rang your door bell...?



This is what I'd do:

If I was NORMAL:

First, I'd stare at him for a momment and think he isn't real. I would think he's just a life size doll or something. I mean, what are the odds of him ringing your door bell right? But then again it could happen. I'd invite him in and ask him where he is heading to and if he needs to use the phone. I wouldn't let him stay over because I don't want to be a freak you know? I just think that I should just let him in and help him get to where ever he's heading. Then he leaves. That would be it.


If I were a HUGE FAN:

I would first open the door. (DUH!) Then scream, yelp or just make some random noise. I'd get all nervous and just FREAK OUT! I'd probably forget to let him in. I might not even KNOW IT'S HIM. Seriously, I'd just be messed up. I'd ask for a autograph and a picture. I would cry like crazy. Then I would ask random questions...cry some more. I'd also be VERY JUMPY and probably start running back and forth staring at myself in the mirror making sure I don't look demented. Overall, I'd be a complete freak.

[SCHREIoutLOUD]

Answer it and invite him in to come on the forums with me.

Lmao.

I'd probably Invite him in and ask how the band was, and how his life is going.

[ShadeOfGray]

Speechless.
I'll probably end up saying something really random and dorky.
Like, "I like green."

[THDGaja]

Answer it, stand in shock for a moment, and go 'oh, uh, hey.'

And be REALLY confused.

[Elle]

If it were me I would just act as normal as possible. He is a NORMAL person...but, I'd wonder how he got here and what on earth is happening. LOL. I'd show him guitar, piano, keyboard and all my other musical instruments. I'd just play...

[iceblue29]

I would pray that my little sister wasnt running around the house in her underwear (again) and invite him in, and be as calm as i possibly could.

or maybe i'd just fall over and die :lol:

[XxInyourNightmarexX]

Answer it, stand in shock for a moment, and go 'oh, uh, hey.'

And be REALLY confused.

That and I'd be wondering why he came over unannounced.
Then I'd feel a wave of paranoia.

[FueledByAlicia]

I'd ask him how he rang the doorbell, since I don't have one.
XD

Then I'd invite him in.
Bahaha.

[xx_hardcore]

I would be confused and wonder why the **** he was in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

[FueledByAlicia]

I would be confused and wonder why the **** he was in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

He was lookin' for a hitman.
xP

[Lana]

i would open the door
and offer him pie
cause there had to be a reason he rang my doorbell plus pie makes everyone happy

then look back out the door for tom of course :D

[transparent elegance]

Be like, um, yes?
Ask him what he wanted.

Then after that would depend on what he wanted.

[FueledByAlicia]

Be like, um, yes?
Ask him what he wanted.

Then after that would depend on what he wanted.
That is actually a better idea than inviting him in.
Kudos, Kat.

[transparent elegance]

Be like, um, yes?
Ask him what he wanted.

Then after that would depend on what he wanted.
That is actually a better idea than inviting him in.
Kudos, Kat.

Well see, people who show up at my house without warning me don't get invited in.
Because I'm usually annoyed that they didn't warn me.
Also, if I invite them in and they then ask to use the bathroom it gets awkward.
The bathroom is my space, just like my room is because my parents have their own bathroom attached to their room, only the bathroom is messier. Clothes are sitting everywhere and it's just not decent for company unless I've had warning.

So yeah, Bill is not getting invited into my house.

[Devilish]

I'd be like
"....Hi..."
*silence*
"did you need soemthing..? O.o..?"

and..yeah..idk..

[Lana]

:D maybe we shouldnt let him in
STRANGER DANGER!
lol
like bill's dangerous

[laurenamyy]

I'd be all chill and stuff

"Hey, come on in. Oh, and don't take
my hairspray, m'kay?" 8-)

[Syringe]

I would be confused and wonder why the **** he was in Fayetteville, North Carolina.

He was lookin' for a hitman.
xP


XDDD

I looked at the title of the thread and I was like, "F[]CK I'M NAKED!"
*goes to grab robe*


and thats about as accurate as it gets.

[muzicg90]

Why the **** would bill come to my door?lol

[Marzy_Red]

i would say why the **** your here!
wheres your band!
how did u find me?
then take him to a place call burger island where they serve huge burgers...

[xXiLyTHXx]

after i got over my shock , i'd be like *evil grin* "come in Bill"
then i'd pull him in and never let him leave.
it wouldnt bother him though, cuz once he's
in my house, he's not gonna even care
to ever leave. :twisted:

[Sherrie89]

first off, i'd be "who the heck is at my door?" then when i open the door, i'd be beyond surprised. i'd think "this is a joke."
i'd of course ask if he'd want to come in and whatnot and i'd ask if he was lost, haha...y else would he be at my door, right? unless there was some contest i didn't know about and a friend entered me in, hahaha.....
but if my mom were home, i'm sure she'd embarrass me seeing as she is German and can speak with Bill in German. trust me, i know she would.....she likes to mess with me, haha....we r very close though, hahaha

Bye-Byes:):):):)

Sherrie

[TiaTragedy.]

I'd answer the door and be like: "O_o Uhh....hallo, Bill? What are you doing here?"

[Monicaalynn]

I'd open the dorr see it was him then probably slam the door shut and scramble to clean the whole house in two seconds. haha, or at least the dinning room. my house is a mess. or I'd walk out side and be like 'You cant go in there! it's hazardous....my cat will eat you." and he'd look at me like 'what the heck? why'd I choose to ring this girls door bell?' hahaha

[Ta-Ti]

O_o

I have no idea

[Hikarist]

I'd open the dorr see it was him then probably slam the door shut and scramble to clean the whole house in two seconds.

Ahaha... that's what I'd do. XD The house is basically a toss zone right now (find a place, toss [insert object] down). I'd probably come outside instead after mumbling, "Uh...hi. Can I help you?"

Though what Bill would possibly be doing in KS, I haven't the foggiest. -__-;;

[TiaTragedy.]

Actually, now that I think about it...the first thing I'd probably say is, "Can I touch your hair?!"

[Jess_Kaulitz]

I'd be VERY confused, because Naples is made up of like 80% senior citizens, it isn't a known city,so why the **** would Bill Kaulitz be here to begin with?

Anywho, I'd probably just stand there like an idiot, with my eyes wide open in shock, and be like...."Ummm...omg...Hi....can I help you?"


and then depending on what he needed I would help him.
But I would definatly not invite him in,
Bill+my parents= disater.

[:

[THlovee_becky]

"Hallo Bill. How YOU doin'? 8-) "


Noooo I would be stunned. Too stunned to say anything back. Just pull him in by the collar of his shirt. Bill. You ain't going anywhere now!

[xXo0BillKaulitz0oXx]

Putting on the biggest smile ever.
Id be Speechless. Confussed. and Uber Shocked.
Id call my lil sis, ya know.
Just to make sure im not seeing things.
((XD LoL...Not really,She wasnt the one answering the door,so Id keep that little suprise all to myself.))
Then, Say 'Hi' and
Help him with whatever he needed.
...Im so simple.

[ChavLuvsBill]

Well I probably wouldn't open my door. (because I never do when I hear the doorbell I run upstairs to look out the window). I would look for the UPS truck or someone trying to convert me. Then see him and then it would hit me that bill kaulitz just rang my doorbell. And wonder what the heck he's doing in my neighborhood and go open the door and possibly pass out or say "hi?"

[TH_luv]

I'd probably first stop breathing,be speechless for a second,close the front door,and then immediatly open it back up to see if my eyes were just playing tricks on me,and then try and say "Hi" without sounding like some freak XD

[<3Vamps_Sin]

Be as claivoiant as I could &^^&

I'd be like, "Can I halp iou? Mr. Famous Person who is at mi house? And how'd iou ring a doorbell?..."

He'd probabli laugh and I'd invite him in and tell him to excuse the mess (which is mi mother's fault)


Uhhh...ja. I realli don't have a doorbell, and mi house is like a mile awai from the street, so ja, imaginari scenario. &^^&

[steevie!]

hmmm.
I'd invite him in,
and offer him some ice cream or cheese or something.
Then I'd think to myself.
"Bill Kaulitz is in my house. -cue freakout-"
Then we'd have to see where it goes from there :]

[forlornfate]

I'd kinda raise a brow at him, as if to ask, "What the **** are you doing in the deadest part of New Jersey?"
I might [accidently] slam the door in his face and try to get my act together.
Then I'd reopen the door and pray that he's still there.
Then I'd ask him what's up and invite him inside.
See what he wants ... y'know.

[Unknown598]

*i have a buzzer, not a doorbell -friggin apartments

i'd go to the front door, see who he is, open the door, and look all confused. and probably say, "um, Chicago is an hour that way"

:roll:

then i'd invite him to my apartment to use the bathroom?

idk :mrgreen:

[QuirkyVampire123]

to be quite honest I would blurt out:

"Why are you here? Not to be rude but this is kind of weird!"

Beacause sometimes I can't control what I say...

and then I'd sit with him on my front porch furniture enjoying the nice fall air and have a long meaningful conversation.

[sceneiexweenie]

actually i wouldn't invite him in coz my parents would embarrass me :oops: i check the pep hole on my door 1st and say it is 1 of my frineds and they hav 2 chat fer and sec...*quickly grabs camera*...and i'd step outside and talk to him...

[jackjackio]

I'd be confused as to how he got there... He must've been really lost. My house is in a really obscure location. Hahah...

But, I'd say hi. And pray/hope he didn't mind the mess. And make him some food... and get him a drink...

And introduce him to my siblings. :]

He'd be so cute with them.
They talk to fast and you kind of can't understand them unless you're used to it.
Aw. Imagining that makes me really smiley.

[Jess_Kaulitz]

I'd be confused as to how he got there... He must've been really lost. My house is in a really obscure location. Hahah...

But, I'd say hi. And pray/hope he didn't mind the mess. And make him some food... and get him a drink...

And introduce him to my siblings. :]

He'd be so cute with them.
They talk to fast and you kind of can't understand them unless you're used to it.
Aw. Imagining that makes me really smiley.


Awwwww...him just standing there...with his ADORABLE little confused face..looking at you like..."Help!"

XD

[Lana]

yeah i think id let him in
hes so nice so no threat there

[jackjackio]

I'd be confused as to how he got there... He must've been really lost. My house is in a really obscure location. Hahah...

But, I'd say hi. And pray/hope he didn't mind the mess. And make him some food... and get him a drink...

And introduce him to my siblings. :]

He'd be so cute with them.
They talk to fast and you kind of can't understand them unless you're used to it.
Aw. Imagining that makes me really smiley.


Awwwww...him just standing there...with his ADORABLE little confused face..looking at you like..."Help!"

XD
Oh my god, I know. :]
That would be the best.
His awkward laughing smiling not knowing what to do-ness....
The image kills me.
The kids are 1 3 and 5 hahaha.
It'd be so cute...

[I_<3_TH_!!!]

I'd let him in and probably call my bff and tell her to come here pronto, and then i'd probably introduce him to my family...lol

[Hil-Billy]

I'd prolly slamed the door on his face!




nau... I'd let him in and start a reden part 2 with him

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Lana]

id have to call pri cause shed kill me if i didnt

[Jess_Kaulitz]

I'd be confused as to how he got there... He must've been really lost. My house is in a really obscure location. Hahah...

But, I'd say hi. And pray/hope he didn't mind the mess. And make him some food... and get him a drink...

And introduce him to my siblings. :]

He'd be so cute with them.
They talk to fast and you kind of can't understand them unless you're used to it.
Aw. Imagining that makes me really smiley.


Awwwww...him just standing there...with his ADORABLE little confused face..looking at you like..."Help!"

XD
Oh my god, I know. :]
That would be the best.
His awkward laughing smiling not knowing what to do-ness....
The image kills me.
The kids are 1 3 and 5 hahaha.
It'd be so cute...


Awwww...him carrying the 1 year old in his arms..
While the 3 and 5 year old grab onto each of his leg...
like "Bill!" "Bill!"

[Jess_Kaulitz]

I'd prolly slamed the door on his face!




nau... I'd let him in and start a reden part 2 with him

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

"Reden Part 2"

God Lord that made me laugh!
:lol:

[NoBodyUnderstandsMe]

I will smile like this :mrgreen: ! Then i'll invite him inside .....we will sit on the solfa and i will stare him like 4-5 min. Then i will say someting realy stuped like ..."love your nails"....then i will be like :oops: .....and if i have some luck i he will start :lol: ....and if i have again luck....he will give me his phone number :D !

[pygmyxpuff]

me:

0____0
uh...hiiiii....
what are you doing here?
where are the other boys?
wanna come in?
you lost?
*stare*

lol
i'd probably come on here and tell you guys
and then record a live vlog/chat with him so that you guys can ask him the GOOD questions and get them answered...
not stuff like "where did you get your band name???"

then i would ask him to do my nails :D

[silvershadowbeliever]

First things first, I'd invite him in, lmao.
Then I'd ask him to call my dearest friend and sing Iris (Goo Goo Dolls) to her. :)
After that I'd probably make us both a banana smoothie and watch a movie or something.

But oh, the questions that'd get asked (starting with why the **** he was in Indiana... unless he really likes corn).

[gummibear]

I think at first I would be a bit shocked that the doorbell rang and ask him how he fixed it O_O or I could assume he's jus too awesome the doorbell couldn't resist ringing because he touched it O_o..then I would ask him if he is stalking me or if he jus picked a random house...no one can find where I live, and if you do you're screwed cause there is a more than likely chance you're going to be lost for a long time trying to leave... x_x

then after that I would ask him why he came over...especially without warning x_x then invite him in, ask him if he wanted anything....(please say me xPPPPPPP)

[Elle]

me:

0____0
uh...hiiiii....
what are you doing here?
where are the other boys?
wanna come in?
you lost?
*stare*

lol
i'd probably come on here and tell you guys
and then record a live vlog/chat with him so that you guys can ask him the GOOD questions and get them answered...
not stuff like "where did you get your band name???"

then i would ask him to do my nails :D
HAHA...you'd ask him to do your nails? I'd do the same. LOL

[BillsJumbie]

id probablyhope tht i didnt hav food in my mouth cuzmy jaw would drop to the floor. then prob. say umm hi ik who u r but y r u here? then id invite him in and exchange numbers and info hopefully and meet the hole band? mayb..

[THlover08]

:shock: I would probably die right at my door
I would Scream!! =)
and hug him then ask him to come in and ask for a picture and an autograph

http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u322/myromance_4_hollywoodboys/Bill17.jpghttp://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u322/myromance_4_hollywoodboys/Bill22.jpghttp://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u322/myromance_4_hollywoodboys/Bill5.jpg

[THlover08]

me:

0____0
uh...hiiiii....
what are you doing here?
where are the other boys?
wanna come in?
you lost?
*stare*

lol
i'd probably come on here and tell you guys
and then record a live vlog/chat with him so that you guys can ask him the GOOD questions and get them answered...
not stuff like "where did you get your band name???"

then i would ask him to do my nails :D
HAHA...you'd ask him to do your nails? I'd do the same. LOL
yeah i would do the same he's the expert in it
he has the sexiest nails alive....hahahahaaha

[<3Vamps_Sin]

I'd ask him what the **** he was doing there. Then I'd ask him where he found the doorbell, since I don't have one. :P

[BillsEternalRose]

*NONEXISTENT doorbell rings*
Me: ?? o_O ?? *gets up to get it*

Bill: :) <<-- totally lost

Me: :shock: , :oops: (after picking my jaw up off the floor), "Come in! :)"

Bill: *why is she spazzing out? O_o*

Me: *randomly rambling about something that happened when I was at the signing in NJ*

Bill: *OOOO, LOOK! SHINEY OBJECTS EVRYWHERE!!!* (Ive got trophies and pictures and a pretty little shiny chandelier in my living room... :P)


And then the rest would involve us watching a movie or something, and munching on the secret 3 pound stash of Gummibears I have in my kitchen, and then we&#39;d enjoy a pizza that I&#39;d make for him (My pizza is ridiculously yummy!) and then finding a mall to raid... Oh, oh, and I&#39;d take him to ColdStone Creamery or Dairy Queen, coz both places have excellent ice cream.

Or, I could just let Bill roam Bridgeport so that he can do whatever he feels like doing. With me going along as a guide, of course. :)

[muzicg90]

XD That's cute lol

[Elle]

*NONEXISTENT doorbell rings*
Me: ?? o_O ?? *gets up to get it*

Bill: :) <<-- totally lost

Me: :shock: , :oops: (after picking my jaw up off the floor), "Come in! :)"

Bill: *why is she spazzing out? O_o*

Me: *randomly rambling about something that happened when I was at the signing in NJ*

Bill: *OOOO, LOOK! SHINEY OBJECTS EVRYWHERE!!!* (Ive got trophies and pictures and a pretty little shiny chandelier in my living room... :P)


And then the rest would involve us watching a movie or something, and munching on the secret 3 pound stash of Gummibears I have in my kitchen, and then we&#39;d enjoy a pizza that I&#39;d make for him (My pizza is ridiculously yummy!) and then finding a mall to raid... Oh, oh, and I&#39;d take him to ColdStone Creamery or Dairy Queen, coz both places have excellent ice cream.

Or, I could just let Bill roam Bridgeport so that he can do whatever he feels like doing. With me going along as a guide, of course. :)
HAHA...

[BillsEternalRose]

*NONEXISTENT doorbell rings*
Me: ?? o_O ?? *gets up to get it*

Bill: :) <<-- totally lost

Me: :shock: , :oops: (after picking my jaw up off the floor), "Come in! :)"

Bill: *why is she spazzing out? O_o*

Me: *randomly rambling about something that happened when I was at the signing in NJ*

Bill: *OOOO, LOOK! SHINEY OBJECTS EVRYWHERE!!!* (Ive got trophies and pictures and a pretty little shiny chandelier in my living room... :P)


And then the rest would involve us watching a movie or something, and munching on the secret 3 pound stash of Gummibears I have in my kitchen, and then we&#39;d enjoy a pizza that I&#39;d make for him (My pizza is ridiculously yummy!) and then finding a mall to raid... Oh, oh, and I&#39;d take him to ColdStone Creamery or Dairy Queen, coz both places have excellent ice cream.

Or, I could just let Bill roam Bridgeport so that he can do whatever he feels like doing. With me going along as a guide, of course. :)
HAHA...

I wonder what BILL would say if he saw this... :P Probably something like "YAY GUMMIS! LET'S GO FOR IT!" I KNOW he'd remember me after mentioning the 3-pound bag of Gummibears... ;)

(You know I'm just kidding, Bill. :) If you ever do come to Bridgeport, just know that you'll have me as your guide, so you wont get lost. Bridgeport is a big city, you know... :P )

[<3Vamps_Sin]

When he comes to H-Town, he'll have me as his guide. Muahahaha!!! JK. I don't even know the wai around anithing except the Heights (that's like the oldest part of Houston), and that's where the rich, mean, old people live! Ah, well. The houses are pretti enough. &^^&

...we sound like a bunch of CFFs. lol

[Elle]

*NONEXISTENT doorbell rings*
Me: ?? o_O ?? *gets up to get it*

Bill: :) <<-- totally lost

Me: :shock: , :oops: (after picking my jaw up off the floor), "Come in! :)"

Bill: *why is she spazzing out? O_o*

Me: *randomly rambling about something that happened when I was at the signing in NJ*

Bill: *OOOO, LOOK! SHINEY OBJECTS EVRYWHERE!!!* (Ive got trophies and pictures and a pretty little shiny chandelier in my living room... :P)


And then the rest would involve us watching a movie or something, and munching on the secret 3 pound stash of Gummibears I have in my kitchen, and then we&#39;d enjoy a pizza that I&#39;d make for him (My pizza is ridiculously yummy!) and then finding a mall to raid... Oh, oh, and I&#39;d take him to ColdStone Creamery or Dairy Queen, coz both places have excellent ice cream.

Or, I could just let Bill roam Bridgeport so that he can do whatever he feels like doing. With me going along as a guide, of course. :)
HAHA...

I wonder what BILL would say if he saw this... :P Probably something like "YAY GUMMIS! LET'S GO FOR IT!" I KNOW he'd remember me after mentioning the 3-pound bag of Gummibears... ;)

(You know I'm just kidding, Bill. :) If you ever do come to Bridgeport, just know that you'll have me as your guide, so you wont get lost. Bridgeport is a big city, you know... :P )
LOL. Do you really think Bill is looking at this? :D

[muzicg90]

they do come on here sometimes.............. :)

[Hil-Billy]

they do come on here sometimes.............. :)

YUP Bill says so on teenmag

lmao his lil smiley lmfao

Must-Visit Website: I don’t have one in particular but check out http://www.Tokiohotel-US.com ;-)

fcking tease :roll:

[ShadowIW]

I would probably be like

:shock: :o

Me: HEEEEY YA!!!
Bill: hey
Me: come in....just becareful- dogs.
my old dogs be like "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOOOOOF!"

I have this huge one and he is like 110 pounds... :D

any way be like
Me: Golly Wolly! youre like SO T.A!! (totally awesome)
Bill: Thanks :)

Then i would start bableing like a complete idoit followed by one of my friends calling folloed by me throwing my phone out the window so it wont ring....


im so stupid

[Nichole2992]

If Bill came to my house and knocked, because I don't have a doorbell,
I would ask him if he wanted something to eat.
Because right now I am craving McDonald's. But I don't have a cvar and I'm broke so I'm gonna go with whatever pasta dish I can cokme up with.
Then I would ask him if he was lost or whatever and if he said "Yes."
I would os my best to help him.

[BillsEternalRose]

*NONEXISTENT doorbell rings*
Me: ?? o_O ?? *gets up to get it*

Bill: :) <<-- totally lost

Me: :shock: , :oops: (after picking my jaw up off the floor), "Come in! :)"

Bill: *why is she spazzing out? O_o*

Me: *randomly rambling about something that happened when I was at the signing in NJ*

Bill: *OOOO, LOOK! SHINEY OBJECTS EVRYWHERE!!!* (Ive got trophies and pictures and a pretty little shiny chandelier in my living room... :P)


And then the rest would involve us watching a movie or something, and munching on the secret 3 pound stash of Gummibears I have in my kitchen, and then we&#39;d enjoy a pizza that I&#39;d make for him (My pizza is ridiculously yummy!) and then finding a mall to raid... Oh, oh, and I&#39;d take him to ColdStone Creamery or Dairy Queen, coz both places have excellent ice cream.

Or, I could just let Bill roam Bridgeport so that he can do whatever he feels like doing. With me going along as a guide, of course. :)
HAHA...

I wonder what BILL would say if he saw this... :P Probably something like "YAY GUMMIS! LET'S GO FOR IT!" I KNOW he'd remember me after mentioning the 3-pound bag of Gummibears... ;)

(You know I'm just kidding, Bill. :) If you ever do come to Bridgeport, just know that you'll have me as your guide, so you wont get lost. Bridgeport is a big city, you know... :P )[/quote]
LOL. Do you really think Bill is looking at this? :D[/quote]

Is it wrong to leave a note, just in case? You never know... I mean, it's not likely that he'll read my posts in particular, but he does check out the forums every now and then...

[xdandr3a]

ok lets see!
i would scream!!!!!!!!!!!
giggle like a lil school girl!!!!!!! xD rotfl!!!!
invite him in!!!!!!!!!!!
take him too my room!!!!
dim the lights!.........
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well you know!!!!!
watch the movie Laybrithn
pops some popcorn
get som gummie worms!
get som tokio cola [coca cola]
und then we would go order some pizza!
go shopping!!!!!
go have a privet photo shoot!
do a million other things that are uber fun!!!
und fight over who get dobby as their pet!
cuz hes mine!!!!!
und then have a food fight......not in my house thow!
cuz then hes heping me clean!
und wea r both lazy!!!!!
play dress up!!!!
have a pillow fight!
und tie him up! so he dosnt go home!
but he wont wanna leave cuz IM SO MUCH FUN! =D XD

[victoria]

say "haha so funny...do you think i'm going to believe that you are the real bill? you stupid..." *check some unique features of bill**finds them* "... :shock: oh my god..." *die*

[gabizzzza]

I`ll jump on him and i`ll touch his hair and then hiss him :D :D

[MrsKaulitz28]

I'd Scream like crazy !!!! then invite him in and "talk"! :D

[TiaTragedy.]

I know that I definitely wouldn't scream. I act normal around famous people.

[TokioVamp2812]

i'd hope he wouldn't mind 3 huge rottweilers.

**after i'd let my dogs outside**
um, idk.
just talk.

ooh go shopping together!!! that would be fun!!!
or maybe take some pics together.
and play some TH songs on guitar and sing for him?


but when he'd leave, i'd be in tears.
[like i did when i first met pete wentz XD]

[Jess_Kaulitz]

say "haha so funny...do you think i'm going to believe that you are the real bill? you stupid..." *check some unique features of bill**finds them* "... :shock: oh my god..." *die*


LOL!!

[Elle]

I know that I definitely wouldn't scream. I act normal around famous people.
Yep same here. They are just like US except FAMOUS.

[Lexie_Babez92]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Grab him by his shirt.. Pull him in my house and pretty much RAPE HIM! xD

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Grab him by his shirt.. Pull him in my house and pretty much RAPE HIM! xD
O_O

[Lexie_Babez92]

Lawlz, as if you wouldn't like that shizz.. :lol:

[TiaTragedy.]

I know that I definitely wouldn't scream. I act normal around famous people.
Yep same here. They are just like US except FAMOUS.

Exactly! I know that if I was famous, I wouldn't want people like screaming in my face and ****. I'd probably actually wanna chill with them if they were just fine when we met.

[Laural]

Answer it, stand in shock for a moment, and go 'oh, uh, hey.'

And be REALLY confused.
Same here.

[TokioHotelGirl99]

Scenerio 1:

I would open the door and be like "What the **** are you doing in Broomall...this is the most boring city in Pennsylvania!"
Then I would tell him a friend has texted me (when no one really has) and go text my friend Cat to get her *** over here, cause I really can't have her be more mad at me. Then Cat would show up. We'd talk. I would ask him the question that has been burning in my mind since I first saw him "Can I see what it is like to kiss someone with a tongue ring?" then smile and see if he would let me. If he does...SCORE FOR MOI!!!! Then he would ask me to go on tour with him and the guys. I wouldn't hesitate to say yes and pack my bags.

Scenerio 2:

Answer the door and invite him in. Introduce him to my parents and my mom would probably embarass me asking for make up tips. Then we would go to the mall and shop for hours. Then, we would go somewhere like Ruby Tuesdays or Five Guys for Burgers and Fries. We would talk and then go back to my house and go on the forums and I would show him my myspace fansite and let him read my fanfictions. Then he would ask me to go on tour with him and the guys...=]

FANTASY SCENERIO:

I would let him come in (imagine I am 18 and not 13 so this isn't weird) I would find some whip cream =P and ask him if I could put some on his star and lick it off...then my friend would be ****** at me...but I got to lick the star!!!! MUAHAHAHA.

I have a wild imagination =]

[Unknown598]

hmmm *has more thoughts*

if he wasnt lost by some chance...

i'd be all :? "Why are you at my apartment?" o.O

then he'd maybe say something, but i wouldnt be paying attention...*like normal*

then i'd probably say... "ummm, a mini tornado hit inside here, do u wanna go walk by the river?" hehe, then we'd go walk and talk and stare at the river o.O

[beckyjk]

hmm!
if i heard the doorbell i would look out the window and try to see who was there! then if i couldnt see i would creep downstairs and get on my tippy toes and try to look threw the windows at the top of the door! haha
and i would probly be able to see it was him cuz of his height and hair! hah!
well then i would open the door and be like :shock: :oops: hi! :) and maybe just stand there and stare for a few minutes. and be like why are you in torrington? its the most random place to be in ct?

then i would ask if he wanted anything and just hang out and deff. take a million pics with him to put on my myspace haha! :D

[makesparkk]

poke him...just to make sure he was real.



then giggle alot.
cuz i do that when i get nervous.

[Elle]

I know that I definitely wouldn't scream. I act normal around famous people.
Yep same here. They are just like US except FAMOUS.

Exactly! I know that if I was famous, I wouldn't want people like screaming in my face and ****. I'd probably actually wanna chill with them if they were just fine when we met.
Yea, it must be strange having RANDOM people screaming like crazy...but without the screaming fans they wouldn't be where they are today. I mean, think of it what if at the concerts everyone was silent they wouldn't get good reveiws.

[Bill Kaulitz]

rape him....

[Marzy_Red]

rape him....
ummmm no honey!! dont say that... in your mind u would... in your mind

[Bill Kaulitz]

rape him....
ummmm no honey!! dont say that... in your mind u would... in your mind
oh sorry!! ummm.I wuld invite him in for some cookies and milk...and then watch a movie!! :lol:

[Marzy_Red]

rape him....
ummmm no honey!! dont say that... in your mind u would... in your mind
oh sorry!! ummm.I wuld invite him in for some cookies and milk...and then watch a movie!! :lol:
SOUNDS BETTER! and then u can caress his hair and hands....

[Bill Kaulitz]

lolz! sounds good! you can come too!

[Marzy_Red]

lolz! sounds good! you can come too!
ya i would be in a sexy maid costumes... bending over to dust him.. hey Bill... you look dirty... lick lips
LMAOF HAHAHa

[Bill Kaulitz]

lolz! sounds good! you can come too!
ya i would be in a sexy maid costumes... bending over to dust him.. hey Bill... you look dirty... lick lips
LMAOF HAHAHa
lolz!! And I'll be wearing the slutty queen costumes*Bill bow to me he does I stare at his butt*

[Marzy_Red]

lolz! sounds good! you can come too!
ya i would be in a sexy maid costumes... bending over to dust him.. hey Bill... you look dirty... lick lips
LMAOF HAHAHa
lolz!! And I'll be wearing the slutty queen costumes*Bill bow to me he does I stare at his butt*
HAHAHA YEAH.. I WILL DO BOM CHICKA WOW WOW.. PUT SOME GUMMI BEARS IN HIS MOUTH.. LICK HIS LIPS.. "MMMMM YOUR SO SWEET BILL"

[Kaulitz Craze]

Okay first I would freeze up, with my mouth open.
Fan myself and hypervenalate.
But I'd end up speechless and all i could say is "can you do my make up?"
hahas and then faint in his arms hahas

But for real I would totally in vite him in and for the rest of the day I'd be smiling my *** off!
Maybe cook some pasta or order pizza, you know just "hang out"

okay fine im lying, id rape him =) hahahas LMFAO

[Ahsilet]

If Bill showed up at my door he would probably be scared off by my dog since he goes crazy when we have company. That's just being real. But if I didn't have to worry about my dog I would stand there in the doorway frozen for like 5 seconds and then scream for my sister to come down stairs because Bill is at the door. I would invite him in to meet my family for like 10 minutes and then without being obvious, I would make it clear that I want him to leave, lol. I would be set on doing other things next than trying to entertain Bill.

[Unknown598]

*thinks up even more things... this is fun*

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz from front door buzzer*

*goes to front door to see who it is*

me: *opens giant metal door* "ummmmm, hi, are you here for someone?"

Bill: "ummmm, i wandering around and got bored, so i pushed a button"

me: -.- "that was my house, er apartment"

Bill: "oh, sorry" *looks sad*

me: O.O "umm anyways, wanna walk around Cary? and see what little is here?"

Bill: "ok =D, i wanna get on the train!! *jumps happily*

me: O_O *thinking: omg, he's cute...* "ok, to where?"

*we get on train to nowhere*

...*we gets McDonalds first*

-loves living 3 blocks away from train station-

[MonsunEngel]

If he were at my front door I'd hold up a sign that says "Go to the back door please" since we don't use the front door. Just before I open the back door I'd scream into the nearest pillow.

After I invite him inside we'd start talking and then watch a movie. We'd also share make up tips.

[beckyjk]

i just thought of something!
after i would invite him in and all he can go take a shower or if he doesnt have his hair or makeup done he could show me how to do it and ill take videos of him doing his hair and his makeup and put them on youtube and then share them all with you guys!
and then me and him will come on here or something haha then he can talk to yall!

:lol: :D

[Jess_Kaulitz]

*doorbell rings*

Mom:"Mira quien es!!!" (Check who it is)

Me: "OKay!!"

*looks out window*

Me:" :shock: holy ****ing ****!!"

Mom:"Quien es?? Abre la puerta!!! :evil:" (Who it is open the door *angry face*)

* :shock: :shock: :shock:*

Me: Mom ES Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out*


Which in turn would mean that my angry mother wold up the door.

Yea......not good

[screamxitxoutxloud]

...

*hears knock on door*

*runs to door thinking it&#39;s Shannon*

Me: SHANNO- OMG you&#39;re not Shannon o.o

Bill: Nope ^-^

Me: ... Well then why are you at my house?!

Bill: Can&#39;t a girls favorite singer com to her house un-announced and totally make her day?! D=

Me: ... *doesnt know what to say* I like rabbits O.o

*akward silence*

Me: *cough* Well... now what?

Bill: ... I don&#39;t know... Can I come in?

Me: ... Yeah *prays sister stays in bedroom*

Bill: =D

Me: *clears throat* Well... uh... this is the living room, dining room, kitchen, and yeah, the hallway is there...

Bill: *sits on couch* KITTY 8D

Me: Wow...

Then a lot of random **** would probably happen, Shannon would show up and freak out, I&#39;d probably scream at one point, my cat would probably attack Bill... yeah

Fun

[baboon1107]

I'd stand at the door for a minute and then start begging "I'M NOT WORTHY!!"
Then be all normal after a second. Then wonder why in the world would he wanna come to Dekalb Illinois? It's like BORING!!
But I'd ask him if he wants to watch Spongebob with me. and once he goes to the bathroom start singing and banging on the door asking him if there's toilet paper really loud
And then run away and throw barbed wire at him cuz I think he's A PREDATOR!!
but only to find out he's real :-)

[makesparkk]

I'd stand at the door for a minute and then start begging "I'M NOT WORTHY!!"
Then be all normal after a second. Then wonder why in the world would he wanna come to Dekalb Illinois? It's like BORING!!
But I'd ask him if he wants to watch Spongebob with me. and once he goes to the bathroom start singing and banging on the door asking him if there's toilet paper really loud
And then run away and throw barbed wire at him cuz I think he's A PREDATOR!!
but only to find out he's real :-)

your sig made my DAY

[Elle]

*NONEXISTENT doorbell rings*
Me: ?? o_O ?? *gets up to get it*

Bill: :) <<-- totally lost

Me: :shock: , :oops: (after picking my jaw up off the floor), "Come in! :)"

Bill: *why is she spazzing out? O_o*

Me: *randomly rambling about something that happened when I was at the signing in NJ*

Bill: *OOOO, LOOK! SHINEY OBJECTS EVRYWHERE!!!* (Ive got trophies and pictures and a pretty little shiny chandelier in my living room... :P)


And then the rest would involve us watching a movie or something, and munching on the secret 3 pound stash of Gummibears I have in my kitchen, and then we&#39;d enjoy a pizza that I&#39;d make for him (My pizza is ridiculously yummy!) and then finding a mall to raid... Oh, oh, and I&#39;d take him to ColdStone Creamery or Dairy Queen, coz both places have excellent ice cream.

Or, I could just let Bill roam Bridgeport so that he can do whatever he feels like doing. With me going along as a guide, of course. :)
HAHA...

I wonder what BILL would say if he saw this... :P Probably something like "YAY GUMMIS! LET'S GO FOR IT!" I KNOW he'd remember me after mentioning the 3-pound bag of Gummibears... ;)

(You know I'm just kidding, Bill. :) If you ever do come to Bridgeport, just know that you'll have me as your guide, so you wont get lost. Bridgeport is a big city, you know... :P )
LOL. Do you really think Bill is looking at this? :D[/quote]

Is it wrong to leave a note, just in case? You never know... I mean, it's not likely that he'll read my posts in particular, but he does check out the forums every now and then...[/quote]
I don't think it's wrong.

[Bertha]

I'd probably not think it is him at first, since it would make no sense for why he would be where I live XD. If I did find out it was him I would then ask if he was lost or something, and if I could help him find his way--if he wasn't I don't know what I would do. I know I wouldn't freak out since I don't really get star struck. Probably wonder why he was spending his day off going to some random fans house instead of sleeping in late or relaxing XD.

[xrazzletazzlex]

id have to call pri cause shed kill me if i didnt
Yes I would.


I'd let him in and be chill and then be like "Uhm, I'm thrilled that you're here and all, but what exactly are you doing here?"
And I'd hug him


Cause he's like a teddy bear.

[Lana]

ahahaha thats it
:shock:
im too naughty and a bad influence to be your bff

[xrazzletazzlex]

ahahaha thats it
:shock:
im too naughty and a bad influence to be your bff
lmao
well bill isn't like tom!!

And hahahahaah
<<;
Who's says that's "all".
Teehee

[Unknown598]

*totally has to think of more things... its fun to me*

-lets say he's in my hallway where my front door is-

*knock*knock*

me: o.O?

*looks threw lil eye hole*

:shock:

*opens door*

Bill: hallo :D

me: O_O

Bill: *waves hand in front of my face*

me: DO YOU WANNA SAY HI TO MY KITTY??!! *goes to find overweight cat*

Bill: o_O?

....

*gives him a hug in the end* :mrgreen:

[exhilaration]

Ask him what the heck he was doing at my door.
o________________O

[Bill_Kaulitz_Forever]

i would go to the door normally and answer it and if he was there i owuld be like OMG!! and slam the door and then realize what i did and open it back up abd be like s...s...sorry bout that. um....c...c...come in and try to act normal but would fail as always cuz me and normal do not mix

[Nikki]

Ask him what the heck he was doing at my door.
o________________O


omg me too

like um...... ja.... sup?

[Elle]

*totally has to think of more things... its fun to me*

-lets say he's in my hallway where my front door is-

*knock*knock*

me: o.O?

*looks threw lil eye hole*

:shock:

*opens door*

Bill: hallo :D

me: O_O

Bill: *waves hand in front of my face*

me: DO YOU WANNA SAY HI TO MY KITTY??!! *goes to find overweight cat*

Bill: o_O?

....

*gives him a hug in the end* :mrgreen: LOL I love the kitty part

[idontknow]

:lol: the cat part was funny

[IoanaRBD]

:roll: pe aici nu vb nimeni romana????

[Emily.Stokes]

I'd invite him in and ask him what's up and if he needed anything and try to make him feel comfortable/ at home.

Then I would just try to carry on a normal conversation with him. I don't think he would like it if someone just sat their starstruck. lol

[Tokio_Vampire]

i would accuse him of stalking and then scream and then probably faint and thank god that stalkers were reconized...wow!!! i just realized im really wierd and retarted!!!idk..ilBK

[Bill Kaulitz]

i would accuse him of stalking and then scream and then probably faint and thank god that stalkers were reconized...wow!!! i just realized im really wierd and retarted!!!idk..ilBK
lolz!! I would never do that.

[TiaTragedy.]

*doorbell rings*

Mom:"Mira quien es!!!" (Check who it is)

Me: "OKay!!"

*looks out window*

Me:" :shock: holy fluff ****!!"

Mom:"Quien es?? Abre la puerta!!! :evil:" (Who it is open the door *angry face*)

* :shock: :shock: :shock:*

Me: Mom ES Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out*


Which in turn would mean that my angry mother wold up the door.

Yea......not good

you're fluent in spanish, i see. lucky. i'm terrible.

[Bill Kaulitz]

*doorbell rings*

Mom:"Mira quien es!!!" (Check who it is)

Me: "OKay!!"

*looks out window*

Me:" :shock: holy fluff ****!!"

Mom:"Quien es?? Abre la puerta!!! :evil:" (Who it is open the door *angry face*)

* :shock: :shock: :shock:*

Me: Mom ES Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out*


Which in turn would mean that my angry mother wold up the door.

Yea......not good

you're fluent in spanish, i see. lucky. i'm terrible.

lolz i would hate if my mom openned the door and met Bill.

[this_is_miranda]

i'd be all like "hallo your the hottest guy on earth" then after a long awkward silence id be all like"ja so uuuum not to be rude but like WTF R U DOIN HERE? isnt you sposed to be somewhere else? whats wrong did the bus break down or somethin?" then id invite him in, hope my dog doesnt eat him, and hope that neither my grandma or my dad are there(cuz they hav sumthin against guys with eyeliner) :D then id help him with wutever he needed help with and then kiss him and pray he didnt call tobi on me

[Bill Kaulitz]

i'd be all like "hallo your the hottest guy on earth" then after a long awkward silence id be all like"ja so uuuum not to be rude but like WTF R U DOIN HERE? isnt you sposed to be somewhere else? whats wrong did the bus break down or somethin?" then id invite him in, hope my dog doesnt eat him, and hope that neither my grandma or my dad are there(cuz they hav sumthin against guys with eyeliner) :D then id help him with wutever he needed help with and then kiss him and pray he didnt call tobi on me
HAHA!!!!!!! He would never see the light of day again if I was with him.

[Elle]

:shock: I'd proabaly instinctively tackle him. then, while i'm still on top of him ask him,"would you like some skittles?"
HAHA...I love how Bill like loves skittles & chemical stuffs...lol

[VeronicaParslow]

Well if Bill rang my doorbell.... I would of course let him in.... Explain to him how much he inspires me....Look around for my mom cuz she hates how much I talk about Bill....then my brothers would probably see him and be like....UMmmm....ARE YOU REAL! Lol then I would of course call my best friend over...have Bill call the rest of the guys and have a party! lol

[royalrockqueen18]

i would be way starstruck.

sorry but this is kinda weird but....
i would teach him english words he didn't know.
like i would let him come in and we would talk and he would sign all my stuff and i would take his pics and stuff.. Then i would be llike "Bill, are there anywords you need to know in english that you dont?"
and he would tell me and then i would tell him te english word and stuff.
i know i's a wierd fantasy. :oops:

[tokiohotelgasms]

I&#39;d open the door and probably fall over dead XD But somehow awaken from the dead just because Bill&#39;s at my door >.< I&#39;d definately invite him and talk to him for like everrrr :]

[tokiohotelgasms]

Well if Bill rang my doorbell.... I would of course let him in.... Explain to him how much he inspires me....Look around for my mom cuz she hates how much I talk about Bill....then my brothers would probably see him and be like....UMmmm....ARE YOU REAL! Lol then I would of course call my best friend over...have Bill call the rest of the guys and have a party! lol

I so hope you mean me :P I&#39;d totallly have you over. But I forgot to put that in my post >.<

[VeronicaParslow]

Well if Bill rang my doorbell.... I would of course let him in.... Explain to him how much he inspires me....Look around for my mom cuz she hates how much I talk about Bill....then my brothers would probably see him and be like....UMmmm....ARE YOU REAL! Lol then I would of course call my best friend over...have Bill call the rest of the guys and have a party! lol

I so hope you mean me :P I&#39;d totallly have you over. But I forgot to put that in my post >.<


haha of course i mean you jess! I COULDNT IMAGINE NOT INVITING YOU! It would be ... a kaulitz sin!

[Jess_Kaulitz]

*doorbell rings*

Mom:"Mira quien es!!!" (Check who it is)

Me: "OKay!!"

*looks out window*

Me:" :shock: holy fluff ****!!"

Mom:"Quien es?? Abre la puerta!!! :evil:" (Who it is open the door *angry face*)

* :shock: :shock: :shock:*

Me: Mom ES Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out*


Which in turn would mean that my angry mother wold up the door.

Yea......not good

you're fluent in spanish, i see. lucky. i'm terrible.

LOL...yes I am!

:mrgreen:

[TokyoMotel]

um um hi that is what i would say maybe norhing :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Fade2Grey]

I'd probably accuse him of stalking me 'cause my house is hard to come by. =P

I'd pretend I didn't know him, actually. haha
"Can I help you, pretty-man?" x]

[vatefairefoutre]

um... I'd INVITE HIM IN. ;)

[Elle]

um... I'd INVITE HIM IN. ;)
Yeah, who on here wouldn't?LOL

[Elle]

I'd probably accuse him of stalking me 'cause my house is hard to come by. =P

I'd pretend I didn't know him, actually. haha
"Can I help you, pretty-man?" x]
Oh, you'd call him a stalker? Oh, poor Bill

[tomkaulitzlvr1210]

bill: hey, im lost can u tell me where i am?
me: :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D well if ur where i am right now, ur in heaven
bill: :lol: im assuming u kno who i am?
me: :) of course, bill :roll: who doesnt
bill: i dunno...can u tell me where i am?
me: (tells bill where he is then...) wat r u doing here?
bill: well, i was just on vacation in new jersey and i decided 2 walk around....i just came from the beach
me:u walked a half hr here? :? :)
bill: i got lost :oops:
me: awww, bill. dont be embarassed, u can come in if u want ;) :twisted:
bill: ok, danke
-walks in-
me; u can stay as long as u want
bill: ok :-) wat do u wanna do?
me: i have a few ideas if ur up 4 it :twisted:
bill: just wat i was thinking :twisted:


:lol:

[amandaaraujo]

:shock: um ok if i cant keep my cool id probably slam the door in his face and open it again and say "um sorry waffles?" hahah

or i'd say "Hi um you want to come in?" and then probably talk.

[flyerkjn]

I'd first look out the window and see who it is. :shock: My expression when I see it is Bill. I'd probably stand there and just scream for like five minutes, then I'd open the door and be like "how did you end up in the middle of Iowa?"

[blackmoon91892]

i would look around, expecting some wird thing to happen...like for a pig to fly across the yard, then id say "umm...is there a reason your standing here?" and then id probably invite him iside and make him call my frineds and scare the **** out of them

[laurenamyy]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff311/hrpahrpa/2008/04_April/03_Vanity_Fair_N_15/7178acf0.jpg
if that came to my door,
he'd never see sunshine again.








just saying. ;)

[tomkaulitzlvr1210]

^ look @ the magazine..it says "tokio hotel XXL" even the magazines kno how big bill's dick is :lol:

[Gothic Empress]

These "--- at your door/window" are too funny! lol http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/MMPC/crackup.gif

[jillhigdon]

I don't think I would scream at him. I don'tknow if he likes it when fans start screaming his ear off when he is trying to talk to you.

[Reichan212]

*blank stare and racing heart beat* O.O :shock:
I'd say "B..B...Bill...Ka...Kau....KAUL.....BILL KAULITZ?!?!?!" I'd keep wiping my glasses to make sure i'm not halunacting. If my G-ma was there she would comment on his hair and try to get him to either cut or brush it. Bill would either run away and never want to see me(or grandma) ever again in his life or he would be afraid of her (like everyone else) and do as she says and I'd get his autograph and prob talk his ear off being so nervous!!! :oops: :oops:

[D.C.Valentine]

I would open the door casually, and invite him in. I would offer him some of the many varities of chemically enhanced dyed sweets (since he acted like he was having a crazy orgasm in that one TH-TV episode), and try to hold a conversation.

I'd probably fidget with my fingers a lot, and he would probably talk most of the time, due to the fact that I'm just simply not a people person.

He would notice how majestic I am, (here's where the ego-trippin' begins) and acknowledge me as his Queen just like everyone else and together we will rule the world.

-DCV-

[punkprincess]

HA!
you don&#39;t wanna know!
I&#39;d invite him in! and throw him down on the couch and jump on him!!!!!
lol, I&#39;d probably.....answer the door! and when I see him, my jaw would drop! (like it does when I see CUTE pics of him!!) and then my little sister Haley would have to come push it back up (like she normally does, when I&#39;m looking at pics of him LOL!) and Invite him in! See how he is and how everything is going! ask about the new CD! ask for his autograph and see if I could take a few pics with him! and ask him where the other 3 guys are lol! and when he leaves I&#39;ll ask him to take me with him!! hahahaha!!

Stalker much??

[Elle]

HA!
you don&#39;t wanna know!
I&#39;d invite him in! and throw him down on the couch and jump on him!!!!!
lol, I&#39;d probably.....answer the door! and when I see him, my jaw would drop! (like it does when I see CUTE pics of him!!) and then my little sister Haley would have to come push it back up (like she normally does, when I&#39;m looking at pics of him LOL!) and Invite him in! See how he is and how everything is going! ask about the new CD! ask for his autograph and see if I could take a few pics with him! and ask him where the other 3 guys are lol! and when he leaves I&#39;ll ask him to take me with him!! hahahaha!!

Stalker much??Yep, stalker much. Jk

[tomkaulitzlvr1210]

dont feel bad, i would want 2 do the saem thing :lol:


HA!
you don&#39;t wanna know!
I&#39;d invite him in! and throw him down on the couch and jump on him!!!!!
lol, I&#39;d probably.....answer the door! and when I see him, my jaw would drop! (like it does when I see CUTE pics of him!!) and then my little sister Haley would have to come push it back up (like she normally does, when I&#39;m looking at pics of him LOL!) and Invite him in! See how he is and how everything is going! ask about the new CD! ask for his autograph and see if I could take a few pics with him! and ask him where the other 3 guys are lol! and when he leaves I&#39;ll ask him to take me with him!! hahahaha!!

Stalker much??Yep, stalker much. Jk

[Terri]

Haha. Well. Ringing my doorbell is never a good idea, nor is knocking on my door or simply walking past the house. See, I have two toy poodles--two very, /very/ excitable toy poodles. They bark at anything, and they like to try to climb up your legs to lick your face. I love 'em, but sheesh.

So, my doorbell rings. I scream at my dogs to shut up--a reflex--and, of course, they don't comply. Whatever; hope whoever it is isn't allergic to dogs, because they're about to get a thorough welcoming from two little puffs of fur. I don't actually look to see who's outside until I open the door and the dogs go charging through.

The first thing I see is the hair, and my mind goes numb. After a few askward seconds of incoherency and incessant yapping from the puppies, I finally manage to choke out a very smooth 'Uh.'

Then, because I wouldn't want him to think I'm a moron, I'd try to choke out a full sentence to prove that, yes, I do indeed have a brain. It'd go something like this:

"Uh, um, well, uh, um, err, um, uh, well, see, uh, but, huh, um, what, um, err, I mean, uh, hi, what, huh? Hi, what?"

TWO sentences. 'Cause I'm just /that/ cool. ;P

Oh, and, of course, I'd have the whole power-blush thing goin' on too. Just to add to my air of cooling nonchalance.

And then I'd come up with this horrendous nervous laugh that sounds suspiciously like a frog in pain.

And then I'd melt.

Meanwhile, my dogs are in the midst of an important ephiphany: hairspray is yummy.

...Poor Bill. ;o;

[IAdoreHimAllTheMore]

First, I would let him in...
Second, I would take him to my bedroom...
Third, I would ask him if he wanted something to eat/drink...
Fourth, I'd ask him what he wanted to do...
Fifth, according to his answer we'd do it (whatever he wanted)...
Sixth, we'd go somewhere and stay out ALL NIGHT...
Seventh, we'd go back to my bedroom...


:oops: I really can't even say what all would happen. I'm trying to keep this PG rated. Seriously...

Bill drives me crazy... :oops:

[Elle]

*blank stare and racing heart beat* O.O :shock:
I'd say "B..B...Bill...Ka...Kau....KAUL.....BILL KAULITZ?!?!?!" I'd keep wiping my glasses to make sure i'm not halunacting. If my G-ma was there she would comment on his hair and try to get him to either cut or brush it. Bill would either run away and never want to see me(or grandma) ever again in his life or he would be afraid of her (like everyone else) and do as she says and I'd get his autograph and prob talk his ear off being so nervous!!! :oops: :oops:
HAHA...good one.

[concertchk]

If Bill rang my doorbell I would at first be in :shock: at the site... and probably poke him to see if he was real.. ha... you know.. poke, poke... ha... than invite him in, and say, what's going on dude??...

How come your here at my door, did I win a contest or something.. ha... just curious...than after he left, pass out.. :lol:

[Black_Is_Beautiful]

I almost never answer the door especially when I'm alone at home...if Bill comes when somebody else is with me then they might tell him he gt the wrong house or probably call the police tht a crazy man-woman was at our door

[tokioLuv]

I'd first be wondering what he was doing in the middle of nowhere and why he just happened to ring my doorbell.
Then, I'd say something if I was able to actually speak without saying something dumb.
Or, I'd run and get some Red bull and Skittles

[MCR150]

I would invite him in, talk about all kinds of stuff, entertain him by being retarded (as usual) then bring him on the forums and show him what everyone writes, cause I think you guys are so funny. in a good way though

[Elle]

I would invite him in, talk about all kinds of stuff, entertain him by being retarded (as usual) then bring him on the forums and show him what everyone writes, cause I think you guys are so funny. in a good way though
Yes we are funny and very CRAZY if you notice what people would SERIOUSLY do if Bill rang their door bell. It's funny though because I'd probably do the same exact thing as most people. I mean, seriously if Bill rang my door bell RIGHT NOW I'd freak because I'm like in my pj's. But I'd let him in you know.

[PrincessRosalie]

I would SCREAM like a total freak. And then faint.

Then, I would cry and then invite him in and give him candy ( :D ). And cry some more.

Oh yeah, I'd take a picture of him, too, and get an autograph. And more crying (I'm extremely emotional...).

After I've calmed down, I'd ask him what he wants. ^_^

[Elle]

If Bill rang my doorbell I would at first be in :shock: at the site... and probably poke him to see if he was real.. ha... you know.. poke, poke... ha... than invite him in, and say, what's going on dude??...

How come your here at my door, did I win a contest or something.. ha... just curious...than after he left, pass out.. :lol:
PASS OUT??? LOL

[Elle]

I would SCREAM like a total freak. And then faint.

Then, I would cry and then invite him in and give him candy ( :D ). And cry some more.

Oh yeah, I'd take a picture of him, too, and get an autograph. And more crying (I'm extremely emotional...).

After I've calmed down, I'd ask him what he wants. ^_^

Candy...lol. He'd LOVE SKITTLES. Everyone make sure you have Skittles just in case! You never know...lol.

[tiklemepurple]

"Sorry, I just bought Girl Scout Cookies from my little cousin. Try the neighbor."
:geek:

[Elle]

"Sorry, I just bought Girl Scout Cookies from my little cousin. Try the neighbor."
:geek:
What? lol

[XxForever_ScaredXx]

"Sorry, I just bought Girl Scout Cookies from my little cousin. Try the neighbor."
:geek:

AHAHAHA!!! If I wasn't amazed by the fact that Bill fluffing Kaulitz was at my door, and I felt like being a smart ***, then I probably would say that! haha.

[XxForever_ScaredXx]

My complete reaction, in chronological order:

"Hel- :o 8-) Oh great you're here. Come in. ;) :twisted: "

No...just kidding I'd do this:

"Hel- :o :shock: Y-You're Bill Kaulitz! Oh my god! *insert random fangirl shriek of your choice here* -calms down- Um sorry, I'm just a HUGE fan. Haha, um, :| can I ask why Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel is at my door? Come in. :) "
:geek:

[RoseSLove101]

Hmm....I would probably stand in shock for a few seconds like this O.O. Then I'd invite him inside and ask him what he's doing in the smallest town on Earth (my oppinion of my hometown). Offer him something to drink/eat. Then have a lovely conversation about some random toppic, all the while thinking *I must use this power for good!!!*

[suffokated]

on word: GLOMP :roll: haha, just kidding
I would probably start crying

[angelwithburntwings]

i'd die.lawl
jk
i'd be like wtf ask him how he was and ask if he wanted to come in .
then i'd give him skittles and a bunch of other yummy candies.and then i would ask for a picture with him and if he wanted to stay overnight xD
:mrgreen:

[Shattered_Glass]

I'd ask him if he wanted anything to eat/drink and then I'd ask for a picture/autograph. Then I'd ask him if he would like to go to the mall with me.

[LipsOfAnAngel]

i'd tackle him. swear to god!! tackle hug him. kiss him prob too. :mrgreen:

[kleen_x]

*ring*
-open the door-
Me: "Nice hair."

[Bill_Kaulitz_Forever]

*ring*
-open the door-
Me: "Nice hair."


I'd be like, in order:

me- "OH ****!!"

Bill-...

me- "there's my nickel." *bend down and pick up missing nickel.* "Oh hey Bill." *take a double take* "HOLY ********! You're Bill Kaulitz."

Bill- "Ja?"

Me- "I am a huge fan. Where's the rest of the guys?"
Bill- "On the tour bus." *points to bus*

Me- "You guys wanna come in? I can cook you up some American grub."

Bill- "JA! That would be awesome."

[TahliaJade]

my expression would be:
" :o :o :o "
Then id totally freak out to myself..then id just invite him in and hang out.. play some playstation, watch dvds or whatevs :D
Id play it cool 8-)
:lol:

[kleen_x]

*ring*
-open the door-
Me: "Nice hair."


I'd be like, in order:

me- "OH sugar!!"

Bill-...

me- "there's my nickel." *bend down and pick up missing nickel.* "Oh hey Bill." *take a double take* "HOLY ********! You're Bill Kaulitz."

Bill- "Ja?"

Me- "I am a huge fan. Where's the rest of the guys?"
Bill- "On the tour bus." *points to bus*

Me- "You guys wanna come in? I can cook you up some American grub."

Bill- "JA! That would be awesome."

Haha wow you'd totally give him the missing nickel, like.. "Here's a gift for you Bill!" :D

[rockerme]

i would be like what the ****? but then i would be happy,but not phsyco happy.hes just a person not god hes bill i would treat him for him and not judt because hes in a band .still love him!

[rockerme]

i would invite him in ,but act normal and treat him normal people.or if he wants to come in.glad he came!

[Shangrila]

I would probably stare for a second before recovering myself and inviting him inside and then just chatting [or try to, anyway].

[HopeHarel]

I would totally be just plain me.And hope to die my Twin was not home(who would freak).I would say some thing like, "Wow,um may I help you?come on in." Then you know while the conversation is going on wonder why in the whole world of Florida did you chose to Come to PLS(Port St. Lucie)Then say "Oh my,I'd never dream of meeting you,and especially at my own house.Well hows the guys doing?"And some stuff like that.

[gothchixrocker]

I would open the door, upon seeing him my eyes would widen for a moment. Then I would mentally freak telling him to give me a moment and run to fuss over cleaning the house. Then run back and catch my breath and invite him in and offer him something to drink or eat. Get it and bring it to him, try to appear calm as I sit down but end up sitting rigidly beside him. I would probably even forget to breath for a moment. Once I get over the initial shock I'd relax and curl up on my sofa and chat with him. Only to realize I left my front door wide open and have to hop up and close it.

[Creepy-Mage]

First: Ask him how the **** he found PEI, Canada.
Second: invite him in.
Third: ask to touch his hair.
Fourth: Show him my fanfictions of us having children and Tom nearly raping me.

:3

[Zombie of Woot :)]

Poke him to check if he's real, somehow manage to invite him in, talk about random things, and offer him some red skittles.

I'd be blushing and stuttering this entire time, but that goes without saying.
;)

[***Millix***]

Stand there in shock for I-don't-know-how long and invite him to go for a walk in the park with me. :oops:

[schrei im zimmer 483]

i'd be very happy, but trying to keep being calm.
then i'd invite him inside
offer him something to drink
then we'd be sitting on bed and talking about stuff..

[tokiohotelcrazy08]

First: Ask him how the **** he found PEI, Canada.
Second: invite him in.
Third: ask to touch his hair.
Fourth: Show him my fanfictions of us having children and Tom nearly raping me.

:3

whoa you have fanfics?

[Nemo]

I'd go pale with shock (If I can get any paler than I already am :P ) and close the door behind me cause the dog might maul him. :lol: And then, chat, asking why on earth he went up four floors of an apartment in suburban Athens in Greece, out of the blue. :lol:

[Creepy-Mage]

First: Ask him how the **** he found PEI, Canada.
Second: invite him in.
Third: ask to touch his hair.
Fourth: Show him my fanfictions of us having children and Tom nearly raping me.

:3

whoa you have fanfics?

Indeed.
TeachYouHowToFly on fanfiction.net :]

[Greenieiswicked]

If he was at my door, I would bring him inside, hyperfy him up on candy and soda, beat his *** at airhockey and ping-pong, have a year long conversation...and somewhere in there slip in the bit, 'By the way, you're never leaving.' :lol: :D A few things among the ever-growing list ^-^

[jenia]

You know , that is very possible I thought .- I have a guitar shop on the beach... And there is same car as Bill´s parks in front of me at times... And I am like :oops:
But if I ´d see him in front of my door - in the first minute I´d think I am hallucinating. I am sure that I´ll do something dumb -as I´d have no idea what to do...Like give him my keys and run away... to bad :oops: :lol:

[mrs.billkaulitzxo]

i would probably go and open the door and start screaming and ask him if he wanted to come in and if he didn't i would just go outside with him :roll:

[sceneiexweenie]

I don't really open the door unless I'm expecting someone...so my mom would probably open it and be like "WTF? :shock: ariana come here!!" and I think I'd probably just be like "WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE??"

[ShinyHappyLaki]

I'd probably answer the door and stand there for a moment, stunned. Then when I would finally realize that I wasn't seeing things after five minutes of awkwardness, my heart would accelerate alarmingly, and then I'd panic and slam the door. Then open it again, feeling like an idiot, to say sorry over and over again and ask why he's there in a embarrassed mutual fangirl tone.

If I was all hyped up on caffeine, I'd pull a crazy fangirl move by screaming and then doing a sort of leaping glomp hug.

Truth... :roll:

[GustavSchafersGirl]

I would die! then come back to life and ask him where Gustav is and ask him if he thinks Gustav would marry me.

[Gothic Empress]

I would possibly stare at him :shock: like "wtf? wheres Georg?"

[Artemis]

If Bill showed up at my door, I'd offer to make him lunch. :D Because my mom has the beeeest homemade blackberry jam EVER, and it makes for GREAT PB&J sandwiches.


So I'd offer Bill a PB&J sandwich...or some equivalent.

Because he looks like he needs some meat on those bones. xDD

Seriously. If he and the band showed up around my house, they'd most likely get offered a big lunch, and an opportunity to be invited to stay for dinner. 8D Because my mom can cook.

[Lana]

lol id let him in and ask why he was here help him get an autograph and pics then ask wheres tom and the gs

[rockerme]

idk,umm ask why are u here,start conversation about ourselves and let him in of course :)

[femaleodd]

okay, I wrote a fanfiction where something like Bill appearing at my door happened. My reaction was, “What the **** are you here for?”

After I get an answer for that question, then i'll see what I can do...

[Emmie]

It depends how he looks. coz to be honest if he had no make up and his hair down, or maybe sunglasses on i don't think i would recognise him. if someone shows up at the most unlikeliest place i don't tend to know who they are. i've done this to my friends before. lol but if i knew who he was then i dnt know, i dnt think i want to know how i would react. i'd like to think i would never be one of those screaming fans but who knows. Maybe something embarrassing that i would cringe over later on when he runs screaming from my house.

[Bill-Fur-Immer]

I'd probably blut out something like "Bill, is that you?" and then pinch myself multiple times. I'd probably ask why he's there and if he says for no reason, then I'd take him up to my room and play his songs on the flute! or better yet we could sing together and I could play guitar! I think I'll go off and have that day dream now. :D

[Metro-Retro!]

I would react the same way I would with Tom: :shock: Speechless...Then Say:ARE YOU REAL? and squint at him like an idiot while my annoying chihuahua barks at him madly...

[DrEaM_x0x]

Answer it, stand in shock for a moment, and go 'oh, uh, hey.'

And be REALLY confused.


same for me lol bt id be sooooo shy n nervous id probably do something embarrassing...id also invite him in n just hang out wit him n talk... :D

[MysticalActress]

let the doorbell ring
since in my house we never answer the door unless you call first
:)

[allisonkaulitz]

i would open the door, see him and then tell mumble "no more TH fan fics for me...im going to sleep." turn around, see him still standing there knowing im not seeing things now ask "Bill, um sweetie are you lost or something? or did my dad bribe you to get you to do this?" if he wanted i'd invite him in and feed him some creamalsa and chips (cream cheese and salsa it is this amasing dip me and my friends invented!TRY IT!) if he was hungry. If my dad was home odds are i'd just end up sitting in the den listening to them talk since my dad can pretty much strike up a convo with anyone and pray that he doesnt trun the TV on and show Bill the multiple times ive been on TV that we have saved on the DVR. my dad would some how get to the topic of all his old record albums he likes to show off and at this point he would show bill them. and i would grab onto bills legs and beg that he not go because my dad keeps them inthe closet in my room, and bill doenst need to go in there cuz he'd think i was physco cuz i print off multiple pics of them and put them on the wall. then after he'd be scared of me an i would kill my dad. if it was a friday or saterday my family would show up most likely for the weekly cookout we have. thats like 20 people in all(our neighbors hate us)my little twin brothers would tell him embarassing stories. theyd all recoginize him and my grandmother would be like well its nice to finally meet this fine young fellow. because she thinks bill is my BF(i wish). then all my friends would figure it out because theyre constantly stopping by and all 20 of the crazy fans i know would show up plus some. bill would have to hide inthe house unitl security came and i would never see him again, thanks to my crazy loud annoying family.

[LionezzzAOTC]

lol...
so you must have a nice house? :P :D


after i got over my shock , i'd be like *evil grin* "come in Bill"
then i'd pull him in and never let him leave.
it wouldnt bother him though, cuz once he's
in my house, he's not gonna even care
to ever leave. :twisted:

[Carolina.]

i look him like a statue. i don't know if i can lost senses..
so we speak about our life and i cook everything he like for dinner..
than..i hope he doesn't go back.. <3

[Chabela.M]

well i would be like... :shock::shock: and then :-o...... like a doll...
and then i would scream like OMG!!! what the F*CK are you doing here?!:-o:-D Come in! come in! :D:D...oh wow...
and them i would be confused...TOTALLY confused xD
and well i would try to calm down and pull myself together and just be ME...
but i would seriously want to know what he is doing there hahahaha
- Or maybe just faint...i would not believe he was there in the first place :lol:

...um but i think that it is easier said then done xD...
:mrgreen:

[Karine180490]

Probably would be a time of open mouth, without believing, and rub your eyes after a while, after all the brain process, ask what he wanted and let go. What happened then there is hard to know, but I can only say that I just think in a few minutes or hours later, so that would gape.

[xxkaybabe]

my heart would just drop and i'll be like, "...bill?" and just keep smiling in disbelief. obviously let him in and offer him a drink or two hahaha.

[xXAsHLeyxlifeXx]

I would be totally freaking out on the inside, but I would try and act as normal as possible around him, Or else he might get annoyed xD

[mattey]

i will be dead then if i still a Live i will take thier Signed and Specifically bill i love him sooooooo much then i will hug them And take a picture with them then ask them 2 come in my home and we can talk

[XxKiroxBillxX]

I would probally scream to the top of my lungs for like a split second and then stop becuase i dont want him to think im crazy ...and i would invite him in and ask if he wanted to stay for dinner....!

[x|BTGG|x]

1) Say, "Oh, so you DO know where India is".
2) Then, die.
3)Come back to life and blabber out everything .. like about what I feel about about him, their music, etc.
4)Never, EVER let go of him.

[eveloceane]

Invite him in for a snack or something. Then hold him hostage (obviously) xD

[Ximisch]

I would probably do the same things as you XD But I am never normal, so I would probalby go with the "HUGE FAN"-thing :laugh:

[_wacky4macky_]

hmmmmmmm,
well.........................
IDk!
I'd probably.... sit there like it wasn't even real, it was like a joke, with a blank expression. Then, if he talked i'd be like, O_O......for like 5 minutes.
Then, i'd invite him in to meet my mommy, and excuse myself to the bathroom to go throw up. LMAO.
Then, we'd go to build-a-bear and Dip n' Dots....and panda Express. Then, a late, retarded movie that no one would ever see....and maybe, MAYBE he'd hold my hand. :|
then, when we got back to my house, i'd sit him down on the couch and ask him calmly "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
yep. something like that.
but most of the time when something happens it goes down completely different then you would've ever thought or planned it to be like.

[Bill's dream girl]

I'd die.... Maybe I'll be able to get a little noise out before I started screaming. I'd really reallyyyy would hope that he would start talking so I could answer HIM instead of me talking first. :|

...Then I'd hug him and ask ask for his autograph!:cffgrin:

[miescha]

I'd blink... twice. Then invite him in, feed him what ever I had in hte house he would like and talk to him for hours (or however long he'd let me talk to him xD). Hopefully by the time I had to let him go home, I'd get his email or phone number out of him, so we could stay in contact.

Then as soon as he was gone and out of hearing range, I would scream "OH MEIN GOTT!!!!!" at the top of my lungs and hyperventillate for a good three hours.

x3

[Chantel_Cyanide]

With my luck he would wake me up and I'd probably answer the door the same way I answered it the other day; in booty shorts, tank top, and bedhead. Which means no make-up or smudge make-up I forgot to take off after a night of going out. Then I'd probably slam the door in his face and spaz out only to open it again after I calmed down. Then I'd invite him in and run upstairs to take a shower,throw some actual clothes and make-up on, and made sure I looked/smelled amazing. Then I'd run back downstairs, and ask how he got through the gate and found my place. Then ask if he wants to hang out. :D



haha

[sunako_sama]

if the onley thing that he is going to do is ring my door bell...well i think nothing...but if i can pas time with him and the gruop...i do whatever bill wish...and i mean "WHATEVER" ^///^...well not everithing...but the most things that he wants n_nU

[tokio hotel 4ever]

i would let him in and ask him if he wants anything to drink then sit on the couch and talk and ask him if he has a gf and if no id tell him how i feel about him and tell him i love him and tell him id do anything for him but not that way

[Lunoop]

Stare at him for a couple hours and then fall down. Yes, yes, I'm smooth with celebrities.

Anndd theennn he would rescue me ( rescue meee ) from the door thing and good stuff. Because happy endings are nice, no?

[Ximisch]

Actually, now that I think about it...the first thing I'd probably say is, "Can I touch your hair?!"

That would be nice X'D But he would have to lean forward verry much. I'm only 1.54 m ^^' Or I'll just go get a chair or something to stand on XD

[jenia]

That would be nice X'D But he would have to lean forward verry much. I'm only 1.54 m ^^' Or I'll just go get a chair or something to stand on XD

:lol:Me Too ! I'm 1.56. :sad1:

[BillKaulitzLover214]

First, i would look through the peephole... see it was him... freak out for a second then OPEN the door (duuhhh) ask him why he was there... help him in whatever way possible... get married... go on tour together... etc. etc. etc. AHA JK!! but how AWESOME would that BE??? lol Actually I would probably faint then he'd get tired of waiting and... *sigh* leave...

[AilaLynn]

I would probably look really, really confused.....Ask him how he found me out here in the middle of nowhere....invite him in..ask him if he is hungry..give him a huge bag of skittles while I cook something like meatballs in caper sauce....talk to him as we eat..show him my art work, maybe...Treat him like a normal person or a friend the whole time cause he is just another person...ask him things about himself that is Non-TH related..and share some things about myself...be my usual outgoing, hyper, goofy self...hope like **** he doesn't think I am too weird....When he goes to leave, send a waffle iron with him for his brother...and some stuff for the other boys as well...thank him for stopping by..give him my number and email in case he wants to stay in touch...

Then when I lay down to sleep, wonder if I just dreamed it all or not.

[Marley]

I never answer my door:vmad: so I would miss him! If I happened to be home I always never look(stupid) and just swing it open. I would probably end up saying something like "Yah? Can I help You?"! :geek:I don't really know! I would like to think I would invite him in to have something to drink.........

[carlyohhhz]

lol thats funny, umm if he was at my door id probably stand their staring until he spoke then id be like omg hi! invite him in and just talk to him and stare at every move he made XD i would help him out and then try to be really cool with him so then he would take me to wherever he was headed too :D

[Humanoided]

I would like to see him and shake my head with certainty, that he is the right and hug and questions addressed many issues first e-mail address.

[kate{kalamity}]

haha, I'd open my door and then slam it shut. and then open it real fast and say: Sorry! Umm, can you wait, like, two seconds? and then throw everything on the ground into my closet, sweep on some eyeliner, check my hair, and open the door again. "Hello! :D Care to come in?" Cause in a dorm, you just don't stand in doorways... you just don't. lol. Then have a great chat. :) and get hair tips?? lol! then we'd go eat. cause he likes to eat. but we'd have to leave my room, cause there is NO food here at the moment! lol! :) (And yes, inside I would prolly be freaking out. ;) )

[Marley]

No....I have decided I would probably say*So where are we going?*:twisted:

[neptunedrgn]

I'd think I'm dreaming, then I would just space out and stare for a bit til I returned from my mind and be like: *scratches head* "How did you end up at my door, are you lost??"

[humanoid1993]

I'd think I'm dreaming, then I would just space out and stare for a bit til I returned from my mind and be like: *scratches head* "How did you end up at my door, are you lost??"

I agree. Nothing left to say really? I'd probably check outside to see if his car crashed into a tree that just sprung out of nowhere, courtesy of the 10 year old boy I was babysitting (if anyone gets the Fairly Oddparents reference, I'll love you forever)

[neptunedrgn]

I agree. Nothing left to say really? I'd probably check outside to see if his car crashed into a tree that just sprung out of nowhere, courtesy of the 10 year old boy I was babysitting (if anyone gets the Fairly Oddparents reference, I'll love you forever)

LOL! I might just be curious enough to check if that car was out there too. or maybe the rest of the boys. more likely I'd be waiting to wake up from a lovely dream.

[AilaLynn]

I agree. Nothing left to say really? I'd probably check outside to see if his car crashed into a tree that just sprung out of nowhere, courtesy of the 10 year old boy I was babysitting (if anyone gets the Fairly Oddparents reference, I'll love you forever)

I LOVE fairly oddparents lol..I actually try to watch it everyday :eyeroll:

[DarkElf]

I'd stare blankly for a minute, wondering why in the world he'd chosen to come down my long, seemingly uninhabited driveway in Middle, Nowhere. Then offer him coffee :P

[Marley]

"Finally! It took you long enough!"

[AnnieKaulitz]

Let's just say I won't give the full experience.:twisted: I'd invite him inside the house, take him to my room, make him sign all my cards, posters, cds, my bag, my face, my walls, my bed, my ceiling. Then I'd make him tea and ask him how he is. Then I'd force him to marry me!:lol:

[Ich-Bin-Humanoid <3]

If the Bill coming to, my door, I would certainly be completely normal. XD I would say politely, "Hey, how are you today? Well, come in ... Do you want coffee? " Or something else of that style. And we talking something normal... And these I asks, how gigs are gone, and how Tom, and others feeling. ;D

[_negative_]

I'd ask what the heck he's doin drivin down a dead end dirt road in the middle of nowhere basically. lol

Then invite him in. lol

[~!~Jessasaur~!~]

Ummm, I'd probably be embarrassed because when I'm at home, I only were short shorts and a tank top. lol. I would invite him in and try not to be a crazied fan.

[Elwethe]

i would probly stare like a loon for a few mins... then. try to control my breathing and invite him in for some....... food....... yeah.. food.... ;)

[xXAFIxTHxPrInCe$sXx]

i probably would be like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and give him a giant hug and force him to come in

[Vampire_Night]

I would look at him for a min and be like 'Ok? Hi' all confused. when i snapped out of it i would invite him in and ask what he was doing and ask if he was lost.
seriously, he would have to be lost to come to my house.

[Kaulitzfuturesister]

I'd go "OMFG!! YOU'RE HOME!!", hug him and ask "Were the **** is Tom? I want to meet both my brothers!". I'd tell him to make him feel like home and show him to the kitchen, then I haffta call somesome or maybe go get my mom. So I'd yell over my shoulder where the cups are and that the coffee are in the fridge. When I'd get back I'd realize that he must think I'm crazy n I would be all "Oh, and I'm Tua btw. I, err, adopted you and Tom as my older brothers und eehm, ja. I hope it's okay? You want me as your little sister, right? Err.. I'm the only fan of you who're not in love with any of you, even though Gusti's *** is just 'mhmm!'" HAHA, soo me to say that to Bill. "Even though Gusti's *** is just 'mhmm!'" TEEHEE.

[Uchiha_Helenaka]

I'd probably let him in, ask him how he is... then jump on him... xD Nah, I'd resist that urge. I'd ask him if he wants a tea or coffee, and if he wants anything to eat. We could then sit down all day, talking and singing to eachother...

*daydreams*

[THmusicluvr243]

I'd resist the urge to say "HOLY CRAP" with a polite "Hey" like we've been best friends forever, and let him in my house.. of course.. yeah. lol i would be like this though cause my brain has been like trained to be like this to any one(unless a creepy stranger O COURSE! lol)

[KaulitzGirl]

Well, I have to divide this into two parts:

What I Would Like To Say I'd Do:
I'd open the door, and stare for a second. Then I'd cough and say,
"Um, hi Bill." Then I'd invite him in for cola and mini chocolate muffins (that's all I ever eat, lol). Hopefully, it would be just after school on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday, or about noon on a Saturday so I was home alone.
Anyways, while we had the cola and mini muffins, I'd ask him what the h*ll he was doing in Northen England, and at my house. Then I'd delay his moment of leaving as long as possible- until someone came home, so my family wouldn't embarass me. I'd be really sweet and make him like me, and also make sure he wrote down his phone number and email address so we could always stay in contact. :)

What I Would Probably Do:
Open the door. Stare. Scream. Feel my heart stop. Stutter something stupid like:
"How did you ring the doorbell? It's broken." And faint.
Hopefully, I'd only be out for a few seconds, and wake up to find him hovering over me with a concerned look on his face. I'd suddenly realise I was lying in the doorway when BILL KAULITZ was standing over me and leap up, shrieking.

I want to say I'd get my nerves in order and help him, but I know I wouldn't. I would probably demand his phone number, but I think I'd pass out again or collpase in a fit of crazy screaming before I could. I certainly wouldn't be able to help him with whatever he came for.


Anyone who says they'd be totally calm is either an expert in meditation or a liar. It's BILL KAULITZ. How could you keep calm?

[Yell[[Yeah]]Krissie!]

Right...
In a dreamy-fake world where I'm totally perfect and have all the charm of SexGottTomKaulitz, I'd answer the door and be all like 'Hey, Bill Kaulitz, right?'.

In reality I'd answer the door and just stare vacantly at him for a good hour or so. My neck would hurt though, he's so tall and I'm tiny. D:

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

If that happened there are two possibilities.

If it was on one of my normal days then I would:
Smile and ask him in while wondering how the f**k he ended up on my microscopic island. I would assist him with any uhhhhhh neeeds and since he'd probably be lost I'd offer to be his tour guide and exchange contact info. I'd take several pics before he left and then I would ask him where Tom (my other husband) is. When he left I would come on here and tell you guys too.

If it was on one of my psycho-tryna-take-over-the-world days then I would probably jump a foot into the air at the sound of the doorbell because I don't have one. Then I would open the door, see him, seduce him, take pics and then go kidnap Tomi-Boo! I'd seduce him too. Oh...and then I would get their contact info and learn when they were leaving and I would proceed to faint the second they walked out the door. Then...I would somehow stow-away on their flight and convince Tom that I am the girl of his dreams. Maybe I'd just drug his sexxeh lil a$$ and take him to Vegas for a week. :D

[Dml]

İf I was normal :D ;
I'd let him get in and ask wht he wants to drink (it'd be a coffe :)) or to eat :)
2. ;
I'd scream and cry because of happiness :D ;) and let him in *.*

[Lestee x]

id open the door and see him then slam the door in his face. hyperventilate. open the door and say 'uh.. he- ehm ehem... hello' and (try) act completely normal. except.... i probably wont know what to do, so unless he says something, im probably gonna be just standing at the door looking like crazy freak while hes standing outside the door wondering what kind of mental illness i have...

[Emina]

hmm . yeah, well, many don't believe me,but this is what I would do(I'm speaking in 3rd person):

Emina is lying on her bed, calmly relaxing, when she hears a knock on her door(I don't have a bell XD).
"Who the **** is now?"-she says in a loud tone and murmles something on the way to the door.
She opens the door,quite madly and say "What?!" and then she sees the famous th hoodie,looks waaaaaaay up and forgots what is her name.
"Hello."-she says,still confused-"omg,you're bill. Ok,so wtf are you doing in Bosnia, a country that whole Berlin and Munchen fits in perfectly?"
She invites him in,takes him to her room. He gets scared because of all posters of TH over the room, a huge photo of him on the desktop, TH cds on the floor, TH shirts on the bed and TH notebooks everywhere. They sit on the computer, go on the boards and Lol at LolBill :)
And then they spend an hour together eating gummibears, kinder schoko bons, coke, pizza. Then she takes LOAAADS of pics of them because she's a total photo freak. Then put the photos on the boards, fb, and myspace & make everyone jelous
:D

[whitejasminewinds]

in all honesty?? i'd probably faint... *lol* but when i came around to see his beautiful face staring at me in shock, i'd probably think i was still out of it... *sigh*

actually, i'd try my best to be very polite and calm (don't wanna go into crazy obsessed fangirl mode and scare him away!! *lol*) and ask him what i could do for him... (maybe he just needs to use the phone? maybe he's lost? -- doesn't really matter... when bill-freaking-kaulitz comes knocking on your door you DO NOT turn him away *lol*) hopefully the tour bus broke down so that he has to stay for a while *hehe* then we can chit-chat and become friends!! *yay* ^_^ i'd give anything to recieve sweet nothing text messages from the god among men... *drool* and have him send me pwetty pictures of himself... *gahh* too bad the chances of this scenario actually playing out are pretty much slim to nothing at best... *sigh* at least i can dream...

though, now that i think of it, i live in the middle of NO WHERE *lol* why in the world would he EVER be out here?? even if the band were on tour here in the united states, what could possibly bring him to lame veyo, utah?? *lol* doesn't make any sense... (but i still wanna play along)

*NOTE: in my crazy obsessed fangirl dreams i ALWAYS pounce on him and we fall in love and have lots of pretty babies (who doesn't right?? *lol* jk), but if he were actually tangible, i'd NEVER have the courage do something ridiculous like that!! it'd be hard enough just to look him in the eyes *lol*

[cherezadda]

Mmmm.. do I really need to say it? *instant heart attack!* LOL. Well, I have had some daydreams about this but I'm not gonna say it coz the truth is that I'm sick and tired of wiriting fics, I mean I can always make a nice story 'bout it but aghh I need some rest, though. Anyways it would be something cool and wonderful *wink*