Answer as wrong as you can!

[louisesidse]

This game is very simple.
I ask a question and the one below answers the question, as wrong as possible..

For example:
Q: What is plastic made of?
A: Plastic is made of Pee with a Mixture of Soda and some of other componets that make the plastic so resistant...like Cookies.

Or something like that :D

Okay?

Does footballs have air inside?

[deejaykaulitz]

Footballs are actually filled with strawberry jello mmhhh lecker lecker

Where is Germany??

[CrazyBlond]

Germany is under my bed ;D

What are germs?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

Germs are Generic Evil Retards on Meth.

Why is the sky blue?

[louisesidse]

Because the rainbow decided to take every other color, and the only one left was blue.

What is a flower?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a Flower is the name given to the little stick people who are secretly taking over the earth by pretending to be plants while actually stealing human souls. muahhhahahaha.

Where are Bill's pants?

[louisesidse]

Bill's pants are in the suitcase which by incident landed on Mars a cold summer day a few centuries ago. But then there came an Elephant and ate them, so now they are in the Elephant's stomach.

What is snow made of?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

snow is what happens when God and Jesus get into a floor fight in Heaven and Mary catches them while it's all flying around and the air is all white and she gets ****** off and freezes it so that it hurts them when it hits their faces.

Why is Tom named Tom?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because they didn't like the name Fitzgerald :D

How much is a penny?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a Penny is $1.0756 yen..or was it that chick from the Proud Family cartoon?

Why do Americans like Apple Pie?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because the native americans took the pumpkin pie as their favorite :)

Who is Eminem?

[CrazyBlond]

This little midget who lives under a mushroom.

What is Ice Age?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Where everything in the world ate nothing, but ice cream sandwiches and popsicles :)

Who is TH?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the german toothpicks who are brainwashing us all with their smexsiness cause they're made of CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!

What is rape?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

When people knock out other people and give them cookies and puppies xD

Where does a baby come from?

[louisesidse]

A baby is the definition of the pages in a book, therefor a baby comes from a tree, where it becomes paper and then a baby.

Why does it rain?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

it rains whenever Satan cries.
Where's Rihanna from?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Rihanna world!!

Why was the snuggie invented?

[louisesidse]

Because Chuck Norris loves cherries.. And other people couldn't have any. Then they invented the snuggie.. So everybody was happy.

Why are you reading this sentence?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because the words give me superstrength which i need to fly to mars and kick Elmo's gay arsse.

What is cheese made of?

[louisesidse]

Cheese is made of the Moon mixed with some Mountain Dew.

Why is blood red?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because if blood was blue then we could become smurfs.

Why is Tom so sexy?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because God wanted to create mind-control using a german cause Hitler was b/tching at him.

Why can birds fly?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because they're too lazy to walk. **** birds.

What is a hippo?

[louisesidse]

A hippo is a race in the ant family.

Why is glass transparent?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

cause Adam Lambert told it to be.

Why are there three pens on my desk?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because they want a 3some xD

btw What is a 3some?

[louisesidse]

A 3some is a 2some + a 4some * a 7some % in 11..

How do you use a cell phono?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

by slamming it into the wall and putting the sprinkly bits on barbequed chicken.

How is wine made?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

By stomping on grapes and using the outside instead of the juices.

EDIT- Darn you Carrie!!!

By putting peanut butter and jelly in your ear. The bread goes in between your eyes.

How is cake made?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

cake is made by roasting Acorns with cranberry and vodka in a pan.

why is winter cold?

[louisesidse]

Because Santa is hot.

How do you use a disco stick?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because summer took the warm.

EDIT- ******!!

You carry it to the nearest club and dance with it.

Who is Edward?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

my taco.

Who is Mike Posner?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

My pet rock.

Can Bill be with Glambert?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

no, because the glitziness hurts his eyes.

Why does Tom have braids?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

He tried doing the mohawk, but he failed.

Does Gustav really look like a teddy bear?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

no.. he's too skinny.

Skittles can't take over the world, because?

[louisesidse]

No he looks like a girafe (:

Why are you alive?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

I'm alive because I want to be.

Who's God?

[PainofLove]

He's an elf that pickpockets hobos and lives under subways.

What is a robot?

[CrazyBlond]

Cleverbot.

Why are oranges orange?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

my grandma.

What's a Marzipan?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

A pan that came from Mars.

Who is Nancy Drew?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a gangsta that got turned into cheesecake.

why does bill dance?

[me0w]

Because he's a dancer in a group called Tokio Hotel.

Who am I ?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

tinkerbell's exboyfriend.

where do humans come from?

[louisesidse]

From the Moon.

Why do smells smell?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because mr nose invited them to the party and they never left.

why does white look white?

[louisesidse]

Because it would look incredibly weird if white looked purple with neon lime stripes.

Why do people laugh?

[CrazyBlond]

Because they're actually depressed and mistake laughter with crying.

What's ****?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

H3ll is the place where Rape is grown.

What does "Fire" mean?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Fire means to massage a duck's feet with swimming goggles on.

What do you think of the song Monsoon?

[Yell[[Yeah]]Krissie!]

It makes me feel full of rainbows and smiles~

What's the square root of pi?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Fish!!

Where do babies come from?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the magick baby machine - you flip a switch and bam! out comes a little critter.

what is 1+1?

[Diosita]

Bill disguised as a teddy bear

what is love?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

When the orange grapes and the blue bananas do their happy dance.

What is bread?

[LCgrad2010]

all that green stuff coming out of the ground...see? *points*

what is Winter?

[spazzynatty123]

winter is when it is so friking hot that people pretend to b dogs

What are clouds made of?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

White cotton candy and angel feathers.

Why was the pony created?

[Yell[[Yeah]]Krissie!]

To grow oranges.

Why do lemons exist?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

To keep gnomes and elves away.

Is the loch ness monster real?

[spazzynatty123]

yes its sleeping in my trash can at the moment

why is blood red?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because it's embarrassed all the time and smurfs took the color blue.

When was the car invented?

[spazzynatty123]

when horses decided to gang rape us humans

what does FBI stand for?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

****ing Blue Idiots

What is methmade out of?

[Phoebe]

Curry paste.

What is the sky blue?

[spazzynatty123]

because elephants live there

when will the day come?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

because elephants live there

when will the day come?

When Justin Beiber finally hits puberty.

Why is it cold out?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because i was making apple cider last night and apparently the Kaulitz-Gods dislike appples.

why are black beetles black?

[spazzynatty123]

clouds, snow, sugar, paper, and a dash of crap

Why is the ocean blue?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because.

What is a "drug"?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

by adding two parts meth to one part cocaine and three parts marijuana.

How do you spell "Gustav"?

[Diosita]

teddy bear

what color is Bill's hair?

[spazzynatty123]

February 72nd

What are people?

[Diosita]

little ants

what is air?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

air is a combination of hair jam and spam.

what is seven?

[MeinDarkAngel]

Seven is a name for crazy people who run a lab under Hoover Dam.
Where do seeds come from?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

seeds come from angry goats.
where do asians come from?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

The Planet, Chop Suey.

Who sailed the ocean blue?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

My mamma and the TH llama.

Who was Bin Laden?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

That creepy guy at the back of the classroom.

Why was the iPod invented?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because the iPad needed a little brother.

Why do planes stay up?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because Jesus and God were playing with them, then Mary called them in for dinner. That's when planes land.

What's water made out of?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

my glasses case.

what was Jesus?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

The guy who always got employee of the month at Walmat.

Why was McDonald's invented?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because Cheese and Burger needed a place to have sex in public.

why does that guy from Nexxus look like the chick from Wendy's?

[MeinDarkAngel]

Because he has a twin sister.

Why do trees fall over?

[Diosita]

because people pick their nose

why I can't drink milk?

[spazzynatty123]

because your part dinosaur

What are flowers?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Those colorfull things that plan on taking over the world someday.

Who is Ke$ha?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a little fishie that got eye-raped by King Triton.

what is pie made of?

[GKaulitz]

The souls of young maidens used to make Philosopher Stones

What does Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious mean?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

it means "Hi, I'm Dahvie and I like purple!"

How did Bill's Mohawk stay up?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Little martians make buildings out of them and stay there as their home. Martians are skilled at everything ^_^

Why is the Wicked Witch of The West green?

[spazzynatty123]

because she is a shrubbery

what are pills?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

PILLS is what it's called when you break a white boy's arm.

What is a boner?

[Schrei4TokioHotel483]

a boner is very large and ranbow colored loly pop covered in candy worms and has white creamy goodness in the center (;
what is under my bed??

[farahloveu]

A Elephant and a Zoo

Where do babies come from?;)

[GKaulitz]

The inner depths of the cave of Blue and purple Love made by mini cudabox creatures ^_^

Why do people have legs?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because if they didn't then we would have tiny miniture ponies carry us everywhere.

How old am I?

[Frictus]

You are purple, congratulations! You made it past the ripe old age of blue!

How many moons does the earth have?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

50 gazillion.

What is the square root of pi?

[Phoebe]

2.5

What is gravity?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Those white puffy things that you use to make snowmen.

Who is Bill Kaulitz?

[GKaulitz]

That penguin/hedgehog like creature that sneaks into your house to feed you skittles

What color is your hair?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Rotten cheese with a dash of ketchup!!

Who dances better, Billie Joe Armstrong or Gerard Way?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

Mango trees!

What's the best lunch ever?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Peacock feathers with a side of cow brains!!

What do you think of Amy Lee?

[GKaulitz]

triangle shaped grey crayon that has 70 nick names in French

How do you call the police?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Go outside and get some spray paint. Go to the nearest alleyway and spraypaint the wall.

Do you like cats?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

my pancake is a potato.

do you like TH?

[GKaulitz]

I LOST MY BUTTOX

who is Paramore?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

That one guy who did that one thing.

What is a buttox?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the evil frog lady in harry potter.

What is evil?

[GKaulitz]

A special type of lemon found in Malaysia

Where is Manhattan?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

PINK FROSTED SPRINKLED DOUGHNUT!!!

BTW what is a pink frosted sprinkled doughnut?

[GKaulitz]

UNICORN spelled backwards in Japanese

What is a unicorn?

[Phoebe]

An unicorn is special dish which is a specialty in the Northern Regions of Germany. It is made with brocolli and seasoned with KFC's famous 7 secret herbs and spices.

Is the Earth flat?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

No!! It's shaped like a banana.

How do you spell banana?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

yes!

What colour is green?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

I like coffee.

Why is the world so messed up?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

because gingers like me.

what's a ginger?

[lorsbun]

ginger are girls who r mean

What is life?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

life is a cereal made of banana buttons.

what is fruit?

[Phoebe]

Fruit - it's the name given to the crazy state of mind.

What is a mind?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

Mind is the thing that makes Gravity work.

What's a hobo?

[GKaulitz]

the best quality underwear in Japan

What is a passport?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

my black sock.

what is school?

[GKaulitz]

The horrible odor from Orges in the depths of Narnia

Where is Narnia?

[Phoebe]

It behind your left ear.

What is an ear?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

an ear is the round thing fred flinstone found.

who is barney?

[GKaulitz]

the alien that lives across the street from Mrs. Sanchez

What is a barn?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

barn is my middle name..

what's fred?

[GKaulitz]

A European Cheese made for spanking elves

What is a gnome?

[Phoebe]

It's a type of handbag.

What is leather?

[spazzynatty123]

dragon skin

what does kaulitz mean??

[Diosita]

Perfect Humans

what is chocolate?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Unicorn poo.

Who is Tom Kaulitz?

[ZepplinHawk]

a mental magician

what is air

[Diosita]

Giant's farts

what is hair?

[spazzynatty123]

your brains poop

what is a robot?

[ZepplinHawk]

a hormonal female

what is a coin

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a major slice of SHINNNY!

what is sunday?

[ZepplinHawk]

cake.....

what is a miley cyrus

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the ugliest orange ever,.

what is pi?

[CrazyBlond]

A pineapple IPod.

Why do people do random things?

[GKaulitz]

To make volcanic sacrifices

What is Global warming?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the camel's toes.

what is a mango?

[QtStuff]

A mango is the squishy goo inside our brains

Where can I find teddy bears?

[Diosita]

Bill's hair

what is Red Bull made of?

[QtStuff]

A genetically altered cow's milk.

What's the anti-derivative of 2x+7?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

your grandpa's left nostril.

what is my name?

[GKaulitz]

a cup full of pancakes.

What is the square root of 9?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

ang the last airbender.
what is a book?

[AngiieKaulitz]

The cover of my shoes

What is air?

[Phoebe]

Air? It's the name of the colour of aliens.

What are aliens?

[ZepplinHawk]

baboons

what are dancers

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

magical muppety mushrooms.

what are crayons?

[GKaulitz]

The scales made for pokemon jackets

what are cards for?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the green man.

What is cheese?

[GKaulitz]

spongebob's cousin

Why do we have an alphabet?

[Diosita]

Bill's thong

what is water made of?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Unicorn pee.

What are the ingredients for a cake?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

toenails.
What's Justin Bieber?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

The beaver who has a high voice. Sadly there is no wrong answer to your question. I am sorry for the truth.

What is a Bill Kaulitz?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

A pie full of sex.

What is is?

[Diosita]

a big dildo.

what is a Tom kaulitz?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a banana on cocaine.

what's a dildo?

[Diosita]

Bill in red thong

what's life?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

life is a black spider.
what is black?

[Diosita]

rainbow

what is a car?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

nine.

what is a marker?

[spazzynatty123]

a device children use to take over the world

What is a cat?

[Phoebe]

It's a type of food for goblins.

What's a goblin?

[Phoebe]

Bill in red thong

what's life?

Also, hahahaa. Laura you are sooo perverted!

[spazzynatty123]

a flying, talking, pie eating, car humping................NARWHALE

what color are whales??

[Diosita]

transparent.

where is the Dildo's island? (btw, it exist)


Also, hahahaa. Laura you are sooo perverted!

:laugh: but I bet you made a mental image with him :twisted:

[spazzynatty123]

next to africa and candy mountain. the leoplerodon will tell you where it is

Why are there black people?

[Diosita]

8.

why Bill is soo sexy?

[spazzynatty123]

because the martians made him that way so he culd hypnotize us so they culd take over the world more easily

Why is tom a sex god?

[Diosita]

viagra :laugh:

why Georg's hair is perfect?

[Phoebe]

:laugh: but I bet you made a mental image with him :twisted:

Yeah, I actually do and it's not a good image (you know how skinny he is and all and eugh *shudders*). And it won't leave my mind - it's a permanent scar!


viagra :laugh:

why Georg's hair is perfect?

Because koalas style his hair everyday :)


Why is Gustav so quiet?

[Diosita]

because he's a profecional ninja!

why Bill eye rape people?

[Phoebe]

Because he can have s*x without impregnanating people.

What is red?

[Diosita]

Bill's thong :laugh:

what is milk?

[Phoebe]

Bill's thong :laugh:

what is milk?

HDWIBWIVWVYR! *brain overload*

Milk is a type of fibre used in making clothes.

What are clotheses (Tom's version!)

[Diosita]

Tom's big pockets where he hides his blue M&M's xD

what is picci?

[JustBored]

One of the crazy members of this forum.

What is this crazy game? (:P)

[Phoebe]

this crazy game is where we don't wear many clotheses, or no clotheses at all.

What is the greatest game of all time?

[Diosita]

Georg's hobby!

what is pizza?

[Phoebe]

It's the pattern on gustav's hat.

What's a hat?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

my fly.

What is tea?

[Diosita]

trolls pee.

what is ice cream?

[GKaulitz]

the place where gnomes hide their gold

Where is candyland?

[Diosita]

in Bill's closet.

where is TH bathroom?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

The Indian Ocean.

What is a song?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Leftover dragon scales.

Am I going crazy?

[Diosita]

nope... you're just horny :laugh:

am I crazy?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Nope you're just going through your PMS xD

Are you hungry right now?

[Diosita]

nope, I ate a Kaulitz a couple minutes ago xD

where is Colombia?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

In the land of Nickelback.

What is a band?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

A duck, a unicorn, a Mikey Way, a Frank Iero, and some condoms.

What is a Tom Kaulitz good for?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

clifford the big gay dog

what is a spoon?

[Phoebe]

It's a type of clothing.

What is Germany?

[MeinDarkAngel]

the place where germs live

What is a dress?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a slammed door.

what is Dior?

[Phoebe]

It's a type of animal.

What are animals?

[DrivenByMusic]

Something you wash.

What is life?

[Diosita]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

what is air?

[DrivenByMusic]

:laugh:
tumblr, ftw!


a drug created by a rainbow unicorn.

what's a firework?

[Diosita]

Bill's farts xD

what is Georg?

[deejaykaulitz]

my lover LMFAOOO nah jk the president of Yemen

Why the name Tokio Hotel??

[DrivenByMusic]

because it fell out of the sky and hit Bill on the head :laugh:

what is food?

[Diosita]

Bill's pictures

what is salmon?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a.

Where is up?

[DrivenByMusic]

down.

is this real?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

The square root of pi.

Who am I?

[Diosita]

blue M&M's with skittles.

what is a Tom?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

the label on a viagra bottle.

What is a question?

[Diosita]

:laugh:

Life.

what is a country?

[DrivenByMusic]

a city.

where is your heart?

[Diosita]

1526471627 miles away.

where is pikachu?

[DrivenByMusic]

not in a ball ;)

are we humanoid?

[Diosita]

Ja!! we come from another planet called heart.

where is humanoid city?

[DrivenByMusic]

where we least expect it.


am I dreaming?

[Diosita]

yes!

where is Bill's closet?

[DrivenByMusic]

somewhere in space :O


do rainbow unicorns have to be pink?

[Diosita]

nope, they are black.

what color is Bill's hair?

[DrivenByMusic]

bright blue


what color are trees?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Dragon poop.

What'ss eyeliner?

[Diosita]

Bill's pleasure time.

what is a mouse?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Slaves for rats.

Who is PETA?

[DrivenByMusic]

an hourglass


what is belief?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

You mom. (No sexual pun intended.)

What is a baby made out of?

[Diosita]

Bill's eyes.

what is crazy?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Me. Nuff said.

Who is Obama?

[DrivenByMusic]

my neighbor.

do you have to go to the bathroom?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

My butt does, but my dog doesn't.

What is black nail polish made of?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

The orange popsicle.

Who is Katy Perry?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

A bunny.

What are boobs?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

noob with bombs.

what are ears?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Elephants.

What comes after 3?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

starfish.

what is green?

[Phoebe]

It's the coat that Darth Vader wears.
Who is Darth Vader?

[Diosita]

my sexy husband xD

who is Bill?

[Phoebe]

The most attractive woman on Mars. :laugh: :twisted:

What is Mars?

[Diosita]

is a strange animal.

what is Kaulitz?

[Phoebe]

It's an eating utensil.

What is eating?