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April 2nd, 2008, 11:12 PM
Tokio Hotel Idol: The Curse of Making Bets And Losing
Chaos: (Waves at the camera.) Hey, everyone! Was gehts? I’m Chaos.
Schrei: Hi! (Waves.) I’m Schrei. Ich bin die Sandwich.
Chaos: (Gives Schrei a weird look.) Anyways… So, we had a bet with our favorite boys and of course Andreas. And well… they lost. Now the boys of Tokio Hotel and Andreas are stuck doing what we want for the next three months. But, since we are so nice we are giving the boys a chance to get out of it.
Schrei: Umm… Actually Chaos, the boys are the ones getting a chance to get out of it. Andreas went and disappeared so he wouldn’t have to live up to his end of the deal. Since, Andreas isn’t here he’s stuck with working for us. (Laughs evilly.)
Andreas: (comes running in.) I’m here!
Schrei: See Chaos, I told you it was a good idea to stream this live. Andreas came running like I said he would.
Andreas: (Sends Schrei a glares.)
Schrei: (Rolls her eyes.) Go hang with the boys over there. They’ll fill you in on what you need to know and I’ll be over there in a second.
Chaos: Anyways, tonight we are doing the first episode of Tokio Hotel Idol! The boys will each get to sing a song. After the show you guys will vote and next week the person with the least votes will be eliminated. The winner will be the last person standing. And they get exempted from the deal. The rest of the boys also become there servent as well as Schrei and mine’s. (Looks over her shoulder.) I think they are ready so lets take this over to Schrei.
(Camera shifts over to Schrei and the boys.)
Schrei: Well, first up is gonna be Andreas singing .
Andreas: What the ****?!?! Why?!?! I just got here! I don’t even think I know all the words to my song!
Schrei: Well, I think Chaos would agree with me that cause you tried to get out of our deal you need to be punished. Right Chaos? (Chaos nods.) So, this is your punishment.
Andreas: But… But…
Schrei: No but’s. Get up there and sing now.
Andreas: (Walks defeated onto the stage. Andreas stands back to the audience with head bowed down. The music starts ‘Hey Barbie! Hey Ken! Wann go for a ride? Sure Ken! Jump in…’ Andreas jumps around to face the audience.)
I'm a barbie boy, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can style my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie boy, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can style my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can go down on my knees
Come jump in, my third friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always good"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always good"
Chaos and Schrei: (Stares at Andreas scared.)
Schrei: (Whispers to Chaos.) If that doesn’t prove to the fanbase he is gay…then I don’t know what will.
Chaos: Um… Yeah… That was interesting. Anyways, next up we have Georg! How are you today Georg?
Georg: I’m good, though it was my birthday two day ago and now one cared. Tom and Bill just teased me saying I smell.
Chaos: Aww, Georg. Well, happy belated birthday! (Goes and hugs Georg.) You now twenty-one. You can legally drink and… (Sniffs the air and then walks away from him.) …you stink. Learn the meaning of shower man.
Schrei: Ewww… Chaos don’t touch me now. And Georg go on stage and sing your **** song.
Georg: (Walks on stage sad.)
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Yeah
Oh, I don't know why you're so scared
I say I shower, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Bill: No comment on that song. He so doesn’t shower. What A liar.
Tom: Ja, I know. That was a bullsheiße.
Georg: (Runs off the stage crying, messing up his perfect hair.)
Schrei: Now moving one. Next up we have the one and only teddy bear. (Chaos nudges Schrei.) Oh… **** I mean Gustav. He is gonna be singing The Gummy Bear Song.
Gustav: (Walks on stage.)
Oh I'm a teddyy bear
Yes, I'm a teddy bear
Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky teddy bear
I'm a jolly bear
Cause I'm a teddy bear
Oh I'm a moving, grooving, jamming, drumming, teddy bear
Oh yea
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Three times you can hug me
Teddy teddy teddy teddy teddy bear.
Fangirls: (Run on stage and hug Gustav and take him off stage.)
Chaos: Okay, where the **** did they come from.
Schrei: (Shrugs.) I have no clue.
Chaos: (Turns back to the camera.) Next up is Billski! Hehe. He will be singing Girlfriendski!
Schrei: (Gives Chaos a weird look.)
Chaos: What?!?! I had to do it. I couldn’t resist.
Bill: (Walks on stage. Music stages and he starts to dance terrible, but cutely, and sings.)
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know you want to be my girlfriend
I’m so fine
You want me to be yours
I’m so delicious
You think about me all the time
I’m so addictive
Do you know what you want to do to make me feel alright?
Don’t pretend you think I know your **** precious
And **** Yeah
I’m the best **** singer
I can tell you like me and you know I’m right
He’s like so whatever
That you could do so much better
I think we would never get together
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
Schrei: Bill! Ich liebe dich! Marry me!
Chaos: Umm... yeah I think it is because of people like you that he just used that song to kill all the hopes and dreams of all you fangirls. He just said “I think we would never get together.”
Schrei: No he didn’t stop lieing to meeeeee!
Chaos: (Backs away from Schrei slowly.) Hey, there is no use in trying to convince the ignorant otherwise, so on with our last singer. Tom!
Tom: (Walks towards the stage.) Hey, ladies. You can meet me at my tour bus after this show.
Chaos: (Glares at Tom.) You’re not allowed to invite girls to your tour bus, hotel room, car, or any place in which you can have sexual relations with them. So, I’m sorry girls you can’t meet him at his tour bus after this show.
Tom: I hate you right now.
Chaos: (Send Tom a smile.) I Know you love me. Now, get up there and sing.
Tom: These situations are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease,
I love the way that she breathes.
I touched her ooh,
She touched my ahhh,
It was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who love to love me because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took my hand and ran it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and pulled my hair,
I fall in love for a night.
She can't behave and she’s just my slave,
She doesn’t know I'll be gone when the morning comes.
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened spreading rumors is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Hired heels and lipstick napkins dying is your latest fashion.
Schrei: (Still trying to get Bill to marry her.)
Chaos: Ummm… Well, that was a weird ending to our show. Well, see you guys next week on Tokio Hotel Idol. And don’t forget to vote! This Chaos and I’m out.
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Chaos: (Waves at the camera.) Hey, everyone! Was gehts? I’m Chaos.
Schrei: Hi! (Waves.) I’m Schrei. Ich bin die Sandwich.
Chaos: (Gives Schrei a weird look.) Anyways… So, we had a bet with our favorite boys and of course Andreas. And well… they lost. Now the boys of Tokio Hotel and Andreas are stuck doing what we want for the next three months. But, since we are so nice we are giving the boys a chance to get out of it.
Schrei: Umm… Actually Chaos, the boys are the ones getting a chance to get out of it. Andreas went and disappeared so he wouldn’t have to live up to his end of the deal. Since, Andreas isn’t here he’s stuck with working for us. (Laughs evilly.)
Andreas: (comes running in.) I’m here!
Schrei: See Chaos, I told you it was a good idea to stream this live. Andreas came running like I said he would.
Andreas: (Sends Schrei a glares.)
Schrei: (Rolls her eyes.) Go hang with the boys over there. They’ll fill you in on what you need to know and I’ll be over there in a second.
Chaos: Anyways, tonight we are doing the first episode of Tokio Hotel Idol! The boys will each get to sing a song. After the show you guys will vote and next week the person with the least votes will be eliminated. The winner will be the last person standing. And they get exempted from the deal. The rest of the boys also become there servent as well as Schrei and mine’s. (Looks over her shoulder.) I think they are ready so lets take this over to Schrei.
(Camera shifts over to Schrei and the boys.)
Schrei: Well, first up is gonna be Andreas singing .
Andreas: What the ****?!?! Why?!?! I just got here! I don’t even think I know all the words to my song!
Schrei: Well, I think Chaos would agree with me that cause you tried to get out of our deal you need to be punished. Right Chaos? (Chaos nods.) So, this is your punishment.
Andreas: But… But…
Schrei: No but’s. Get up there and sing now.
Andreas: (Walks defeated onto the stage. Andreas stands back to the audience with head bowed down. The music starts ‘Hey Barbie! Hey Ken! Wann go for a ride? Sure Ken! Jump in…’ Andreas jumps around to face the audience.)
I'm a barbie boy, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can style my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie boy, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can style my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can go down on my knees
Come jump in, my third friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always good"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always good"
Chaos and Schrei: (Stares at Andreas scared.)
Schrei: (Whispers to Chaos.) If that doesn’t prove to the fanbase he is gay…then I don’t know what will.
Chaos: Um… Yeah… That was interesting. Anyways, next up we have Georg! How are you today Georg?
Georg: I’m good, though it was my birthday two day ago and now one cared. Tom and Bill just teased me saying I smell.
Chaos: Aww, Georg. Well, happy belated birthday! (Goes and hugs Georg.) You now twenty-one. You can legally drink and… (Sniffs the air and then walks away from him.) …you stink. Learn the meaning of shower man.
Schrei: Ewww… Chaos don’t touch me now. And Georg go on stage and sing your **** song.
Georg: (Walks on stage sad.)
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Yeah
Oh, I don't know why you're so scared
I say I shower, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Bill: No comment on that song. He so doesn’t shower. What A liar.
Tom: Ja, I know. That was a bullsheiße.
Georg: (Runs off the stage crying, messing up his perfect hair.)
Schrei: Now moving one. Next up we have the one and only teddy bear. (Chaos nudges Schrei.) Oh… **** I mean Gustav. He is gonna be singing The Gummy Bear Song.
Gustav: (Walks on stage.)
Oh I'm a teddyy bear
Yes, I'm a teddy bear
Oh I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky teddy bear
I'm a jolly bear
Cause I'm a teddy bear
Oh I'm a moving, grooving, jamming, drumming, teddy bear
Oh yea
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Ba ba be do be do be yum yum
Three times you can hug me
Teddy teddy teddy teddy teddy bear.
Fangirls: (Run on stage and hug Gustav and take him off stage.)
Chaos: Okay, where the **** did they come from.
Schrei: (Shrugs.) I have no clue.
Chaos: (Turns back to the camera.) Next up is Billski! Hehe. He will be singing Girlfriendski!
Schrei: (Gives Chaos a weird look.)
Chaos: What?!?! I had to do it. I couldn’t resist.
Bill: (Walks on stage. Music stages and he starts to dance terrible, but cutely, and sings.)
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know you want to be my girlfriend
I’m so fine
You want me to be yours
I’m so delicious
You think about me all the time
I’m so addictive
Do you know what you want to do to make me feel alright?
Don’t pretend you think I know your **** precious
And **** Yeah
I’m the best **** singer
I can tell you like me and you know I’m right
He’s like so whatever
That you could do so much better
I think we would never get together
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!
Schrei: Bill! Ich liebe dich! Marry me!
Chaos: Umm... yeah I think it is because of people like you that he just used that song to kill all the hopes and dreams of all you fangirls. He just said “I think we would never get together.”
Schrei: No he didn’t stop lieing to meeeeee!
Chaos: (Backs away from Schrei slowly.) Hey, there is no use in trying to convince the ignorant otherwise, so on with our last singer. Tom!
Tom: (Walks towards the stage.) Hey, ladies. You can meet me at my tour bus after this show.
Chaos: (Glares at Tom.) You’re not allowed to invite girls to your tour bus, hotel room, car, or any place in which you can have sexual relations with them. So, I’m sorry girls you can’t meet him at his tour bus after this show.
Tom: I hate you right now.
Chaos: (Send Tom a smile.) I Know you love me. Now, get up there and sing.
Tom: These situations are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease,
I love the way that she breathes.
I touched her ooh,
She touched my ahhh,
It was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who love to love me because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took my hand and ran it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and pulled my hair,
I fall in love for a night.
She can't behave and she’s just my slave,
She doesn’t know I'll be gone when the morning comes.
Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened spreading rumors is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Hired heels and lipstick napkins dying is your latest fashion.
Schrei: (Still trying to get Bill to marry her.)
Chaos: Ummm… Well, that was a weird ending to our show. Well, see you guys next week on Tokio Hotel Idol. And don’t forget to vote! This Chaos and I’m out.
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