No Turning Back NEW POOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!! 5/8

[blutundliebe]

I walked out of my class. I was in a rush. I was really hungry and my next class was in only six minutes. My ride was late. Whoever heard of letting your kid go to college without a car?! I guess it didn't help that I wrecked it last year. It's pretty hard to get a ride to the next class when you're a freshman and don't know anyone.
Ja, ja, schon klar, egal...Enough with exposition. Let's get to the meat of the situation. Bottom-line. This is the story of how I, some lowly little California girl got to meet Bill Kaulitz.

My ride FINALLY decided to show up. I hopped in the car. "Jason," I said. "If you are going to be consistently late, let me know. I'll need a new ride."
"Don't whine at me." Jason stared at me for what seemed like an eternity. Then he reached over and kissed me. I don't know if I can call it a kiss. It was more like engulfing my face while spitting into my mouth. But I didn't know any better at the time. "I love you."
"I love you too, Jason." I said with a smile. Or rather lied. Looking back on it, I think I secretly despised him. We had only been dating for about a month. He didn't know me at all. Plus, I was only eighteen. What was I supposed to know about love? At least that's what my mind kept telling me.
Tokio Hotel's new single came on the radio. "I can't believe they produced a second English album so soon. This single has such great composition!"
"O.M.G.!!!!!!" Jason mocked me. He turned off the radio and we rode in silence the rest of the way. He hated Tokio Hotel. Especially since his ex-girlfriend dumped him for Bill Kaulitz. You have no idea how ridiculous I thought that girl was. What are her chances for meeting them, anyway? I think she went a little too far over the edge...
Great, I thought. The only class I actually like and I'm late. It was German 5. I wanted to be a teacher. Maybe I could move to Germany or Austria and teach English as a second language. My high school didn't have German, so I learned enough to go directly to the fifth semester on my own. I loved the language, that's why I was majoring in it.
I said bye to Jason and managed to escape out of his car without another vacuum-like attack. I ducked into my class and immediately took out my notebook and resumed learning. This was the only class I had everyday. I was so glad. It was the ultimate stress reliever. It was by great luck that I sat next to one of my five roommates. She has the craziest Kool-Aid red hair with blond chunks at uneven intervals. I adore her. She's a Junior. Her school also didn't have German. She had decided to wait until college.
"Jason's an ***," she said, like she had everyday and would until I "dumped his sorry ***." I looked at her with contempt. I thought, she's just jealous because she doesn't have a boyfriend. But I also knew she knew what was best for me. She also knew that I was always late because of Jason and he didn't even have a class for at least two hours before I had to go to German.

[bbgroove]

Sweetie, this is really good so far...
Did you know that Iused the name Jason for one of the kidnappers in my story? (O_o) coincidence.. I THINK SO! (^_^)
update soon love

[<3ByYourSide<3]

i like..post more...

btw...check out my fan fic...By Your Side

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

MORE NOW!!!!!!!! i love you i honestly love you...so i think Im sleeping in a bit tomorrow...

[blutundliebe]

Do you really want it right NOW, right now...or can you wait until I can get to the computer sometime this week?!

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

thats a hard decision...i dont know...i think batman screwed with some brain cells...

[blutundliebe]

thats a hard decision...i dont know...i think batman screwed with some brain cells...


I've decided...I'm gonna wait. Keep you on your toes a little. I'll tell you...It gets pretty dang good. We won't see the boys for a while. I gotta get the exposition down first. I have all of the written out already so hopefully you won't have to wait too long.

[drummergirl24]

Woah! Since when did you decide to write a story?! Very unexpected... I like it! Mas, por favor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, that cute red head better be me!
just kiddin
but seriously
it better be...

[blutundliebe]

Woah! Since when did you decide to write a story?! Very unexpected... I like it! Mas, por favor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, that cute red head better be me!
just kiddin
but seriously
it better be...



I don't think you want it to be. Actually...she's supposed to be pretty funny...so maybe...maybe...it might be a compilation of all y'all. Haven't really thought about it yet.

[luvukaulitztwins]

MEHR BITTE ficca Hölle I Liebe es ( more plase ****ing **** i love it)

[blutundliebe]

One day Roxanne, my crazy-cool roommate, and I were talking. "If you want to teach ESL in Germany, do it!"
"But I don't know anything about the place. What if I don't like it there? Then I'm screwed."
"But what if you do?" Roxanne argued back. An intelligent point. "Every school would want you. Who better to learn English from than a native speaker, eh?"
"BUT! I haven't even been there!!!" I was quickly running out of excuses.
"That's what they have planes for, deary!" she looked at me with her hands on her hips. "The school year's almost over. Buy yourself a ticket and go over for the summer. Try out your German. See what the government and culture is like. Get a job."
I stared at her blankly. She knew exactly what I was thinking. She rolled her eyes and stepped up, directly in my face. "If Jason 'tells' you not to go, I will rip out his kidneys myself." I blinked as a sign of understanding. Roxanne wouldn't let me take any duff from Jason.
Okay, I thought. I was going to tell Jason that I was going to go to Germany for the summer. I didn't care how much he wanted me to stay over during the break. I wanted to do this to help my own future. I was more important than he was. He would just have to get over it. I wouldn't be a doormat.






Yeah right.

[bbgroove]

Short but sweet...
BUT I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

[blutundliebe]

sorry...you're gonna have to wait.

WAIT A MINUTE!!!! YOU already know what happens!!!! You should be the last one complaining!!!

But anyway...I'm worried now. I'm catching up with what's already written way too early. :cry:

[drummergirl24]

OOOOoooo me likey...
write more!
I don't care how fast you go you major tease!
just kidding!

[blutundliebe]

I am a tease?! But of course. I'll probably post again tomorrow...don't worry. This next post is going to make up for the lameness of these first couple of parts....hopefully. so, keep reading...it gets better.

Btw, Jackie, mom and Mike aren't going to let me get dreadlocks, so you can relax.........i'll just cry myself to sleep tonight...after i finally wash my hair.

[bbgroove]

Btw, Jackie, mom and Mike aren't going to let me get dreadlocks, so you can relax.........i'll just cry myself to sleep tonight...after i finally wash my hair.


(O_o)
I am friends with crazies
AND I know you know I know what you know will happen (O_o)
but I still want to read it.... NNNNNOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

MORE NOW!!!!I DEMAND FOR YOU TO POST MORE NOW!!!!!


hehe..please write more soon...

"i will rip out his kidneys myself.." sounds exactly like you Jackie...

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

MORE NOW!!!!I DEMAND FOR YOU TO POST MORE NOW!!!!!

hey i didn't want you with dreadlocks either..it kind of grossed me out...to tell you the truth... i think that Tom can only pull that one off honey...

hehe..please write more soon...because I dont know what happens...

"i will rip out his kidneys myself.." sounds exactly like you Jackie...

[blutundliebe]

hee hee. it's funny 'cause it's true. Jackie WOULD say that. ****'s about to go down in this story and I can't wait until tomorrow to see your guys' reactions to it!!!!

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

hee hee. it's funny 'cause it's true. Jackie WOULD say that. ****'s about to go down in this story and I can't wait until tomorrow to see your guys' reactions to it!!!!


?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????

[1000oceansluv]

Halooooooo
I'm Kate... I think you're 'Paige" right, one of BBgroove's friends??

anyways... I really like this story and I am excited for the '**** to hit the fan' as you so eloquently put (^_^)

[blutundliebe]

HEY! Thanks! **** IS about to hit the fan! Just watch...

I am rather eloquent aren't I...modest too...

[blutundliebe]

I knocked on Jason's door with all the decisive courage in the world. As soon as he opened the door, all of that courage left.
"Hey baby," he said. He bent over for the seventy-sixth sloppy kiss we've had since he started calling me girlfriend. "Come in, Annie."
I sat on the bed. I hated that name. He was such an ***. He couldn't even call me by my real name. I looked at his face. He was so incredibly gorgeous. That's probably one of the only reasons why I was afraid to leave. I didn't think I could get that sort of catch again. He was advertisement-for-Abercrombie&Fitch-perfect.
I looked at him with a twinge of guilt. Only two weeks were left until I was supposed to leave for Germany and poor Jason didn't know yet. I had already purchased non-refundable tickets so Jason would not be able to deny me the trip. "Babe," he said, trying to hold back the unprovoked anger. "Are you cheating on me?"
"What?!" I asked. How could he make such an accusation? What had I ever done to make him think I would do such a thing?
"I know that face!" He grabbed my cheeks with one hand, distorting my face into a demeaning pose, out of my control. "Who is it?"
"Nnnvvbbby..." was all I managed to say. He let go of me.
"You're not spending enough time with me."
"I spend everyday with you!" For the first time, in spite of all the crap he had given me over the past few months, I was actually raising my voice to him. "I don't have any friends," I continued, "because I hang out with you all the time!!!"
"You hang out with plenty of other people. Like...Roxanne."
"What, do you think I'm cheating on you with her?"
"Yes."
Oh my God. Roxanne and I would never work. She has the wrong parts. That'd be like trying to play football with a tennis racket!!!!!
"I'm leaving." I turned my back to him and started walking out the door. I turned back. "I'm leaving for the summer to go to Germany. I'm getting a job there to see if I like it."
"No you're not!" He started to walk up to me quickly. "No!"
"I already bought the ticket. You can't stop me." I said haughtily. The next moment was scarier than the car crash and just as fast. The room passed by in a blur. All I saw was a line of bright red as I heard a deafening crack of glass. I felt dizzy. I saw Jason pick up a golf club. He'd been washing them. Curse the idea of dating a guy on the golf team. Before I could get up, the golf club came crashing down on my back in a slur of silver. I crawled toward the door and struggled all the while the club hit me repeatedly. Until I stopped resisting.

[drummergirl24]

WooAAohhhh! Talk about the **** hitting the fan! An abusive psycho boyfriend already, good grief! It's only the third post! Oh wait I had someone get hit by a car in my first post! Nevermind...

[blutundliebe]

hee hee hee! I forgot to post a part!!! Oh well, I guess you'll have to wait until tomorrow, SUCKAAAAA!!!!

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

"WooAAohhhh! Talk about the **** hitting the fan! An abusive psycho boyfriend already, good grief! It's only the third post! Oh wait I had someone get hit by a car in my first post! Nevermind... "

lol....wow...i wasn't laughing at your story...its just Jackie....hey are you going to be at school at 7:30 tomorrow??

[TanteMegs]

Paige, I love the new edtion. I LMAO off with that line about playing football with a tennis rackett. I laughed sooooo long and hard, I think I woke up my cousin's husband. Keep it coming. I'm loving this ff. Can't see where you take us. BTW, yes I got your email. :D

Edit: Ok, so I replied before actually finishing up the chapter. That sorry S.O.B. Let me at him!!! I'll kick his a@@ to kingdom come and back!!! Come on, LET ME AT HIM!!!!!! Ok, now that I've gotten that out of the way. *I really get into the stories. :oops: *

Megan

[blutundliebe]

Thanks Megan!! Finally, someone who appreciates the humor that radiates out of my body like sweat!!!!! LOL!

Danke schon y'all!

[xXxMandiixXx]

OMG wen i started reading this i knew something was up with that jason grrr lets get him :twisted: haha

cant wait for the next chapter

god the anticipation and good humour btw hehe

<3 Mandii xx

[bbgroove]

YES YES YES!!!!
Your used tennis racket!!!! I knew you would use that!!!
lol
and if your humor radiates off your body like sweat then it&#39;s no wonder you smelled today (O_o) lol
Those chairs will forever live in infamy because of that couple (O_o)

[drummergirl24]

Ughhh those chairs make me gag every time I think of them. I got the chills...
oh yeah I still feel like the poopie

[briendy]

(O_o)
I..... am so scared for Annie

I hope she'll be okay.... freakin' dirtbag of a boyfriend

[1000oceansluv]

WOW!!!
Intense... was not expecting that at all!!

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[1000oceansluv]

UPDATE PLEASE!!!!

I'm seriously DYING to know what happens next...

Blaine said she knows... but won't tell me (>__<) freakin' friendship overruling spoilers LOL

[blutundliebe]

sorry, y'all. Got too caught up in having a family and all that...you know...a life outside the message boards......

I woke up in Jason's apartment. The window was fixed. I've always wondered how he ever did it that fast.
Jason was shaking me. "Come on," he said. "Or you'll be late for German."
The only time I was ever early to class.
I don't know what my face looked like, but when Roxanne sat next to me, she didn't greet me with her usual motto.
For the rest of the class I stared blankly as the teacher spoke in his usual monotone voice. The only time I will hate being in German.


I had avoided Jason as much as I could without provoking another beating. One morning Roxanne looked at me and said, "You need to leave him."
It wasn't the arrogant look I was used to receiving everyday. Roxanne's eyes were filling up with water. I knew she knew. I had looked at my face after she drove me back to our dorm after German. There was a huge shiner on my face. I couldn't even be close to the mirror while I undressed myself for fear that I would see what was being covered. There was also the rumor that Jason was tired of waiting for me to give myself to him and was sleeping with another roommate of mine, Kris.
I didn't care.

It was only hours before I would leave to go to Germany. Jason and I had not talked about it for the past two weeks. He probably thought I wasn't really leaving.
I already had my bags packed and waiting in a taxi downstairs. I walked up the flight of stairs to Jason's apartment. I had no idea what I was going to say to him or why I was going to say it. But something, somewhere told me I had to go up and say goodbye.
I knocked on his door with the same confidence as I did a few weeks ago. I looked at the doorknob as it was being turned. There was a cowboy hat over it. The universal sign of bad news.
I didn't care.
Christy opened the door in lingerie, giggling. She was too drunk to care about her indecency. She sobered pretty quickly when she saw who was at the door. I pushed past her and looked at Jason lying on the couch. He tried to get up and make excuses. "Annie," he begged. Before I had to hear them, I grabbed his face the same way he had done just a few weeks ago. "It's Danni. And, Babe," I said mockingly. "Are you cheating on me?"
I let go of the poor bastard's face and turned toward Kris. "I don't think you are spending enough time with him. Be careful or else." I lifted my shirt to show her the now mature bruises. On my way out I grabbed the bag of golf clubs and slammed the door on the beautiful couple.
I laughed insanely when I thought of how Kris would have to change her name if she ever became Jason's girlfriend. He started calling me Annie about three months ago when he decided he didn't want to sound gay by chasing a girl named Danni. Kris will probably be changed to Kristy to save Jason's reputation. I insanely wondered what he'd do with a girl named Charlie.
I got to the top of the stairs and heard loud footsteps behind me. "What are you doing with those clubs?" I looked back at Jason in his urgency. I looked at the bag and quickly flung the contents down the stair case. The clubs clanged their way down each step in beautiful, gleaming shapes. Each club getting distorted with every bounce it made. I smile disdainfully at Jason. "I'll see you when I get back from Germany, Jason. Love you." I shoved the bag into his chest and walked down the flight of stairs to the taxi that would lead me to my foreign refuge.

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

more now!!!!!!!even though I know what happens...i want to laugh...hehe...i love you!!!!!and I miss you!!!!!!

[bbgroove]

Yay!
Updates = love

This chapter was really good sweetine.. I can&#39;t wait for the next chapter (^_^)

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

i shall give you no more love letters you do not respond...

[blutundliebe]

what the heck?!?! I get all of these posts asking me for more and nobody reads when I DO post more. By the way, look in the Bill Section and the General Discussion Section for a HILARIOUS post made by yours truly!

[bbgroove]

K K
But still update... NOW!!!!

or I shall do something evil *grrr*

[blutundliebe]

ooooooooooooo....i'm scared!!!

[bbgroove]

PLease.... :) :D :D :D :D :)

[drummergirl24]

I like it!! I think you should have vicously bludgeoned Jason, but ruining his stuff works fine too. Just kiddin! I'm not psycho, I swear.
More pleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeee!

[blutundliebe]

I rode in silence to the airport. Roxanne had stayed with me in the taxi, holding my hand the entire way. The moment I had entered the cab smiling, Roxanne looked at me seriously and said, "You finally dumped his sorry ***."
We finally arrived at LAX. God, how I will hate to see that place again. I insisted that Roxanne go back to the dorms while I went through security. I was fine without her. No, I wouldn't get kidnapped or anything. Yes, I brought clean underwear. Yes, you sound like my mother...

I was sleeping on the ungodly uncomfortable chairs in the airport terminal. My cell phone was vibrating violently in my pocket. I had two text messages. One was from Roxanne:
Your butt looks fat in those jeans. HAHA!! jkjkjk! You know I <3 you! ; ) so NEway, in all seriousness, chica...you need to call immediately after u find ur next boyfriend. Maybe he won't b a JACKASS!!! Ooooo, and text me if you ever see Tom!
I laughed heartily on the inside. The next one was from my German-buddy Axel. He had been a family friend for a few generations. Apparently I was staying with a few family members of his so I could get the complete cultural experience. WHOO-HOO!!
Since I was already awake, I flipped through my music on my iPod. I didn't want to listen to anything. God, my music is way too happy. Stupid Tokio Hotel. Way too optimistic for the situation at hand.
My plane FINALLY started boarding. God I hate travel.


"The way back is black,
The night turns dark ahead
When there's no turning back,
We're glad, so glad
No turning back."

Sorry it's so short. You guys are just gonna have to deal with it...

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

yay closer to laughter!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!please post more soon...

[liveEVRYsecond]

ohh! i like it so far! very awesome!

[blutundliebe]

I'm posting too fast!!! I haven't been writing, so I'm catching up with myself very quickly...EEEP!!!!

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

I'm posting too fast!!! I haven't been writing, so I'm catching up with myself very quickly...EEEP!!!!


lol i love you so much its amazing... did you get my love message this afternoon...i noticed that you didn't call back...

[bbgroove]

LOVE!!!!

This was freakin&#39; hilariousness... Tokio Hotel being optimistic (O_o) you found the only situation in which that was bad...

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[TanteMegs]

Ok, so I've just now managed to catch up with your new posts. I loved what you had her do to Alex. Of coarse I would have been a lot more harsh than you. I totally would have used those clubs on him. But that's me. Can't wait to read more. Post quickly please.

Megan

[blutundliebe]

heeheehee...thanks guys! FYI! I won't be posting at all for the rest of the week because my Choir is going to competition in SAN DIEGO!!!!!!! I'm letting you know so you don't think I abandoned you or that I died or something!!!! Sorry guys...no time to post this evening!

[bbgroove]

Hey... I&#39;m going too (^_^) LOL

[blutundliebe]

I'm back, not dead....San Diego's cool.......comment...


The next few weeks were bitter sweet. I was so happy to be around the family I was staying with: the Bauers. They had a lot of kids. Five. Oldest, boy, 17. Youngest, girl, 12. Heilig ********.
On the other hand, I couldn't find a job. The Bauers offered to find me a job. Apparently they had some connection to a manager of some band. But I didn't want help. I could get a job on my own if I tried hard enough!! I mean, I'm not entirely incompetent for crying out loud!!!



I couldn't get a job.
The job offered me by the Bauers' friend was simple: houseclean. I didn't care. I didn't care to ask who I was working for. I just did what was necessary.
I don't think these kids ever ate a vegetable in their lives. All I could find when I went to wash the dishes was pizza and pasta. These guys must be on the edge of heart failure. Good Lord.
It didn't stop there. I had to wash clothes. I don't mind doing laundry at all. But these guys must not wipe or something. There were huge **** stains on some of the underwear. I had a mixture of laughter and gagging every time I lifted one of those things. Oh, and there was one pair of underwear with the name "Bill" on the waistband. I screwed up my face for a moment. Who puts their name on their waistba--Oh God. It's not like Bill is a common German name. I couldn't think like that. It was completely stupid to think that I could possibly be lucky enough to be cleaning Tokio Hotel's underwear!!
Overall, the space was pretty clean. I was only prohibited from one space. Apparently that's where my employers were working all day.
I worked there for two weeks. No sign of Tokio Hotel. I sighed in resignation as I scrubbed the toilet. Oh well, no big deal.

[DeeDee]

* new reader *

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[bbgroove]

poopie stains? (O_o)
GROSS!!!!!!

write more though (^_^)

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

lol....i remember when i read that part...oh and by the way i think I know what you were talking about when you were tuning my guitar...it did sound kind of bad i htink i fixed it though...hopefully...

[amandaaraujo]

hey your bbgrooves friend thats so cool i just read your story its awesomeeeeeee keep writing its real good hope Danni finds tokio hotel itd be funny if bill found her scrubbing the toilet aahhahlol keep writing

[drummergirl24]

Nice addition...
Who has the **** stained underroos?
Nice touch! I liked it!

[blutundliebe]

I'm pretty sure it would be Georg....

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

I'm pretty sure it would be Georg....


you did not just diss my man!!! probably Gustav....

[blutundliebe]

no...i don't think Gustav would **** his pants like that...



HAHAHAHAAAAA!

[RetteMich]

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[drummergirl24]

no...i don't think Gustav would **** his pants like that...



HAHAHAHAAAAA!

Yeah, I agree with ms. paige. Georg would totally crap his pants.
Sorry Karissa, but your man has some funky bowel movements...

[bbgroove]

GUSTAV WOULD NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

(^_^) he&#39;s too hott for such nasty-ness (^_^)

please update soon (^_^)

[blutundliebe]

I couldn't believe myself. I was getting more comfortable with my employers' house with every passing day. I dared to put my old Tokio Hotel "Scream" CD in the high-tech stereo in one of the bedrooms. I sang along with the first verse. I managed to start dancing around the room, holding my feather duster like a microphone. The chorus was coming up. I decided to put those years of Show Choir to the test. I started making up my own back-up vocals.
I think I might have **** myself when I heard the toilet flush in the adjoining room. I spun around towards the door. A tall dreadlocked figure stood in the doorway, smiling. I dropped my spray can, unfortunately, on my pinky toe. I tried to hard not to show the pain. The bathroom door opened behind this angelic man. A slightly shorter man with long brown hair came out, zipping his pants.
"That was pretty decent, wasn't it Georg?"
"Ja, good acoustics from where I was."
"The dance moves could use a little work, though."
I stood gaping stupidly at what had to be a mirage.
"The other two should hear that." Tom said. "She sings louder than we do. She may be good on tour." He winked at me. I pooped. TOM winked at me!!!!

[ILuvKaulitzTwins4E]

ahaha omg i love it i can't wait for more.........please update

[drummergirl24]

Tom winked at her!!!!!!!!!!!! Awwww I want him to wink at me darnit!

[bbgroove]

&#39;I pooped&#39;

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that was seriously the funniest thing EVER!!!!

update soon (^_^)

[blutundliebe]

wow

[blutundliebe]

Hey guys! Sorry, I'm having a major bout of writer's block...I don't have my laptop with me, so I also don't have my story. I also only have about one chapter left in the inventory that is my story. So I can probably post today or tomorrow. But then I have to get on writing again. I also have an AP test tomorrow and LOTS to catch up on in my Math class. Sorry y'all, but I can't say that I'll be posting a lot very soon. As soon as summer comes though, there'll probably be pages of story every day. I can't WAIT!!!! So please be patient, tell your friends about my story, and keep on reading my saga!

[bbgroove]

*jerk*
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

but I understand... good luck with the AP Gov test tomorrow (^_^)

update when you can sweetie (^_^)

[blutundliebe]

sweetie...that name makes me feel like a dog....

[bbgroove]

sweetie...that name makes me feel like a dog....


*roof* *roof*
(^_^)

[blutundliebe]

Wow! It feels good to get this story off the floppy disk and onto the forum. So anyway, I'm not posting again until I get more comments than I did the last time. You know who you are those that read and don't comment. -.-

"Ja," said Georg kind of awkwardly after a long couple of seconds of pure silence on my part. "Maybe the other guys should hear that." The muscular arm advanced toward me, its hand outstretched.
I leaped back from the hand, not knowing what on earth to do, afraid to even touch his hand. He looked at me strangely while giving me one of those heart-stopping smirks. "I'm Georg Listing. Nice to meet you." He extended his hand even farther.
Feeling stupid, I now accepted the invitation to touch the gracious hand of a gracious German God. "And this," he continued. "is--"
"Tom Kaulitz!" Tom said as he cut through the hand shake between Georg and myself, knocking Georg back a few inches with his shoulder. "A pleasure," he gave me one of those world-renowned goofy grins. I took Tom's hand as well, smiling.
"Well aren't you pretty?" joked Tom after moments of my silent gaping. He raised his eyebrows in an awkward up-and-down movement that my brain could not handle. I started to giggle stupidly. My face was turning purple. I wanted to stop laughing, but this need only caused me to laugh so hard that air was now an issue. I was gasping for it, bent double. I longed to stop, yearned to quit making a fool out of myself.
TOO FRICKIN' BAD!
All this laughing led to the one thing no one had heard me do in over a year. All of the friends I had made at college had no recollection of any such event happening. Oh God. It was going to happen. I could feel it bubbling up inside me. There would be no relief until it cam out.
I snorted.
It seemed like an eternity before there was any noise. My face turned green while the boys cackled like idiots. I quickly took out my phone and texted Roxanne:

Heilig ********!!!!! Red alert!!!!! Working for Tokio Hotel, touched Bill's panties, talking to Tom and Georg...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The boys suddenly looked back at me, trying not to laugh.
"You must be the new cleaning lady. What's your name, since you seem to already know us?" Tom smiled, failing to keep his laughter from escaping.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Don't mess this up, I thought. "My name? It's um...." You forgot your name! STUPID!!!! "Dawn, I mean, Dookie, no, Susan, um, maybe Ralph!" I was uselessly fumbling for my own name. I could have cried!
"Danni. My name's Danni," I finally said. It was such a relief to have that sentence over with.

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

hope you post more soon...

[bbgroove]

MAYBE RALPH!!!!!

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[drummergirl24]

Nice addition!
**** I'm jealous of Danni! Sorry it took so long to post my computer is a spazz!

[blutundliebe]

Well, for all three of you who actually read my god**** story...here's a new ****in' post!

"Well, nice to meet you, Danni," Tom said, grinning at me.
I can't believe I'm talking with Tom and Georg!!! I was in a state of complete and utter ecstasy. I was higher than a kite. Free-er than a barn swallow.
My phone vibrated with urgency in my pocket. I reached for it, never taking my eyes off of the two boys. I had hoped that it was Roxanne telling me how she would "tap that" (and by "tap" I mean "hold hands with"). I looked at the screen. It was the alarm telling me that my ride would be there in only a few moments. Mama Bauer did not like to be slowed down by my "lazy American ***."
"I have to go," I said. My sentence was met by two frowns from the boys. "Sorry. I have a ride."
"No," said Georg extending his hand and smirked. "Not before you dance with me!"
I gave Georg a stare. "You'll see me tomorrow, for crying out loud!" I turned and opened the front door just as Mama Bauer gave three sharp punches to the horn.
"I'm coming, you senile old bat," I yelled in my native English. Good thing the old lady remembered hardly any English from her school days. It's no wonder. Not many people remember the Stone Age.
"Why I give you a ride I don't know!" was how I was greeted by Mama Bauer. "You don't appreciate anything I do. I give you a free ride and you fiddle around inside. Lousy Americans." Mama Bauer continued her muttering as I daydreamed what tomorrow would be like at the house of Tokio Hotel.

[bbgroove]

Funny Funny (^_^)

[blutundliebe]

Sorry y'all. I have absolutely no time to write or update anymore. Besides, it looks like I only have one reader anyway...so I'll repost what I already have and start again in the summer.

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

awwwwwwww...wait who is that one reader?

[drummergirl24]

One reader?! One reader?! Excuse me, but I believe I am number two! Thank you very much crazy lady!
just kiddin
write more
don't wait til summer
grrrrrrrr