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D.C.Valentine
May 2nd, 2008, 03:18 PM
I'm in a punk rock band and I wrote this poem to accompany the bass lines I created. I was inspired by the fact that word on the street says Bill Kaulitz's favorite meal is Konigsberger Klopse. I don't remember all of it off the top of my head, but here is what I do remember.

Hey ma, what's that smell?
Oh, my boy, you know it well.
I'm preparing your favorite food tonight.
Hey ma, can't you see
I am gonna make history
But first I must consume this glorious meal.

KONIGSBERGER KLOPSE!
Make me some more, that's the deal.
KONIGSBERGER KLOPSE!
It's Bill Kaulitz's favorite meal.
KONIGSBERGER KLOPSE!
Go ahead and tell all your friends
KONIGSBERGER KLOPSE!
This is where the fun never ends!

[insert another set of hey ma's and oh, boy's here for the verse I cannot remember off the top of my head]

Konigsberger Klopse
Konigsberger Klopse
Konigsberger Klopse
Fill me up I LOVE THIS MEAL!

[run through the chorus again, then the song ends]


Watcha think? I believe it is a lot different than what you may be used to by me, but I think this is amazingly terrible.

For the record, I've never had Konigsberger Klopse, nor have the members of my band.

-DCV-
xMusiicLuv
May 3rd, 2008, 04:58 AM
hehehe i think it's really stupid
but in a good way if you know what i mean...
hard to explain xDxD
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
BlondPunk
May 3rd, 2008, 09:20 AM
XD
LMAO
I hate Konigsbeger Klopse XD
It tastes so...bleeeh.
Ja, but the song-poem is funny!
Ich_liebe_bill
May 9th, 2009, 01:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-smirk-
D.C.Valentine
May 9th, 2009, 02:18 PM
I love it when people dig up my old skeletons. XD

It's a shame this song never really fully formed. *tear*

-DCV-
blackmoon91892
May 9th, 2009, 02:20 PM
*falls out of chair*
D.C.Valentine
May 9th, 2009, 02:28 PM
*falls out of chair*

Why?

And for the record, the second verse was this:

Hey ma, this is great.
Oh, my boy, at any rate
You'll eat until you can't eat anymore
Oh, ma can't you tell
I know this dish so very well
Let me eat seconds, or I'm out the door

-DCV-
blackmoon91892
May 9th, 2009, 03:21 PM
*falls out of chair*

Why?

And for the record, the second verse was this:

Hey ma, this is great.
Oh, my boy, at any rate
You'll eat until you can't eat anymore
Oh, ma can't you tell
I know this dish so very well
Let me eat seconds, or I'm out the door

-DCV-
its funny