Ways to Annoy Tokio Hotel ON HOLD

[LipsOfAnAngel]

ok, so i got this idea while reading the list of ways to annoy TH. i thought it would make a good humor fic.

Ways # 1-5

I’ve lived next to them for years now. Four, loud boys can get quite annoying. So I thought I would be time for some pay back. But first, to make it fair, I invited three of my friends to stay with me during all of this, I can’t do it all by myself.
But before I start with that, let me introduce myself and my friends. Hi, i’m Kayla, i’m 22 years old, I have shoulder length, dirty blonde hair and green eyes. This is Annie, she’s 20 years old, she has long, brown hair and blue eyes. That’s Carly over there. She’s 21 years, has spiky, black hair and brown eyes. And last but not least, there’s Bailey, she’s 21 years old and hasred hair and hazel eyes.
Ok, enough of that. Now, these four boys are the one and only Tokio Hotel. That’s right, I live nextdoor to Tokio Hotel. But living next to them in an apartment building is, well that’s say, annoying.

I decided to start my pay back the first time I saw the boys after my friends were here. Luckly, they invited us over for lunch. We all went over around 1 pm and we were sitting at the table eating. I was the first to start to pay back.
“Hey Bill. Did you know, you’re the cause on Global Warming because you know one can of hairspray a week is not healthy.”
Bill just looked at me. Everyone else was trying to cover up their laughter. Talk soon came back until Carly decided to try another one.
“Georg, i’m sorry to say that no matter how hard you try... you’ll never be as cool as Tom here.”
Carly was sitting next to Tom. Tom smriked at Georg.
“W- what?” he asked.
Carly just shrugged and went back to eating.
After we finished, we were sitting in the living room watching T.V. and talking, some more. It was Annie’s turn.
“Tom, you know I wa thinking. They found a lot of bugs in Bob Marley’s dreads. And I mean A LOT!! You should consider cutting them.”
Tom looked at Annie with his mouth open.
“Ok, I don’t know what you guys are doing but I think it’s time you all go home.” said Tom.
We smiled, got up and left.
Back in my apartment, we cheered.

The next day, I invited the guys over to play video games. My friends were there. Bailey was next to do something to annoy the boys. She got up and went into the bathroom. Then we all heard a,
“Oh no! Bill, can you come help me! I drop my eyeliner down the drain.”
Bill got up to help her.
“I can’t see it. Are you sure you dropped it down here?”
“Yes, just keep looking.”
“Hey Gustav, why don’t you go help them?” I suggested.
He shrugged and went to help.
“I can’t see it.”
“That’s what I said.”
“I’ll go get a flashlight.
“Ok.”
Bailey walked out of the bathroom then quickly closed and locked the door.
“Hey!”
“What’s going on?”
“Let us out!”
Bailey was taken by silent laughter, everyone else was falling on top of each other, laughing hysterically.
They were locked in there for almost two hours. If you listened closely, you could hear Bill and Gustav fighting. Everytime we listened, we would start laughing again. In the end, we let them out. They all left us after that.
Later that day, after writing fake fan letters, Annie went over to their apartment. Gustav answered.
“Hey Gustav.”
We were all listening just beyond our door.
“Kayla got these by accident. Could you give them to Bill, please?” she asked in her sweetest voice.
“Yes, i’ll do that.” Gustav said through clenched teeth.
When Annie got back, we all broke out laughing.

[SammiiXliebe]

Lmao. That was so funny.
Finally something i can laugh at.
I thought most good stories were just drama and teens.
Lmao. You're godly at writing. Continue pleasee :] xD

[TH_luv]

lmao rofl!Poor boys xD
Thats hella funny!Mehr,bitte?

[Mr.G.L+Ms.K.S]

i have to admit its pretty good...I cant wait for more...

[LipsOfAnAngel]

ok, sorry everyone. i'm working on a research paper right now and it's taking up alot of my time. when it's finished, which is soon, i will post another chappy. don't worry, i haven't forgotten!!

[PolkaDottedPenguin]

That's an awesome FanFic xD
Finally, some comedy =D

[tiklemepurple]

Haha! You got me!
Comedy is my fav type of movie, so you're good to go.
I'm hooked.
More!
♥

[amandaaraujo]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahh that was soooo funny hahahaha please update as soon as possible

[LipsOfAnAngel]

ok, sorry for the extremely looooong wait. i had writiers block.

Ways # 6-10

“Bill, trust me on this.”
I stood in front of Bill who sat in one of my kitchen chairs.
“I don’t know.” he said.
“Please Bill, i’m almost done.”
I stepped back from him and surpressed a giggle. He stood up and walked to the full length mirror on my bedroom door.
“AH!”
Annie, Carly, and Bailey walked into the room and started to laugh.
“So Bill, I dressed you up in drag and now I expect you to do the hula.” I said.
Bill threw his arms down in fury and stormed out of the room. We all were laghing histarically and heard angry voices from the boys’ apartment. Then Tom, Georg, and Gustav appeared in the doorway.
“Why did you do that to Bill?! He’s really upset.” said Tom angerly.
“Oh come one Tom, it was only a joke.” said Bailey.
“Yeah, like this.” Annie whispered. “Tom to tell you the truth, you’re really not the hot in person... and Georg is so much better.”
Tom’s jaw dropped and Georg smirked.
“An improvement from last week.” Georg said.
Tom shot Georg a look then looked back at me.
“I don’t know what you’re doing but mark my words, I will find out.”
They turned to leave and the four of us raised a hand and made an X in the air as we said “Marked.”

The boys had a practice room that was right against my living room and they would practice a lot when a concert was coming up. They had one in a few days and we planned our next attacks.
Carly and Bailey snuck into their apartment, two glasses of water each. They stood at the practice room door, no one seemed to notice them. Bill was singing ‘Monsoon’ and Carly and Bailey walked to stand in front of him.
“I know I have to find you now
Can hear your name, I don't know how
Why can't we make this darkness feel like home?

Running through the monsoon,”
Carly splashed Bill with some water. He kept singing but looked at her funny.
“Beyond the world
To the end of time
Where the rain won't hurt
Fighting the storm
Into the blue
And when I loose myself I think of you
Together we'll be running somewhere new
And nothing can hold me back from you
Through the monsoon.”
Bailey splashed Bill this time. He shuck his head to rid himself of the water.
“Hey! Hey!

I'm fighting all this power
Coming in my way
Let it send me straight to you
I'll be running night and day
I'll be with you soon
Just me and you
We'll be there soon
So soon

Running through the monsoon,”
Carly splashed him again. Tom and Georg noticed this time and was wondering what was going on.
“Beyond the world
To the end of time
Where the rain won't hurt
Fighting the storm
Into the blue
And when I loose myself I think of you
Together we'll be running somewhere new
And nothing can hold me back from you
Through the monsoon,”
Bailey splashed Bill again.
“Through the monsoon,”
They both splashed him.
“Just me and you
Through the monsoon,”
They dumpped the last of the water on Bill’s head. Through the water he spluttered,
“Just me and you.”
Bill picked up his towel and dried himself off.
“What was that for?!”
“To cool you off?” Carly shrugged. They went running out of the apartment laughing.

We were invited to the concert for some reason. It was an early on, only 2 pm. The boys were getting ready as we said backstage. The audience was coming and I had to do my prank fast.
I pulled out a fat, white candle from my bag and lite it with my lighter. I found Tom backstage in their dressing room. They were all in there but it was now or never. I turned the lights off and went it, singing ‘Sacred’. I walked up to Tom and stood in frot of him as I sang. When I finished I said,
“Good luck, Tom!”
I blew out the candle and ran out of the room laughing.
The concert went well, but I could tell Tom was really wondering why we were acting like we were. As we walked down the street to dinner, hounded by fan girls and protected by body guards, Bailey was slightly twitchy. I kept nodging her in the side to speak up and do her prank. As we got closer to the restarant, Bailey suddenly blurtied out,
“Oh my god, is that a girl with the long black hair?! No wait, it’s Bill Kaulitz!!”
We all went running down the street, laughing like maniacs.

[BlondPunk]

XD
this is hilarious!!!
more please :]

[tokiohotel26]

ive been waiting patiently for u 2 write again. WRITE MORE!!!!

[forlornfate]

“Oh my god, is that a girl with the long black hair?! No wait, it’s Bill Kaulitz!!”



LMFAO, ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THAT AT THE PHILLY SIGNING. We didn't say the "is that a girl?" part, but since everyone is gettting so loud and annoying, beginning to chant for the band (because you know, TH will hear you chant their names from miles away and will drive even faster, just for the fans :? ) one of my friends pointed in the opposite direction of the mob of people standing outside Main Street Music and shouted, "OH MY GOD! IT'S BILL KAULITZ!" The entire crowd turned around and started screaming. When they realized he wasn't there, they all gave us the evil eye. It was pretty entertaining.

[Rette mich]

“Oh my god, is that a girl with the long black hair?! No wait, it’s Bill Kaulitz!!”



LMFAO, ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THAT AT THE PHILLY SIGNING. We didn't say the "is that a girl?" part, but since everyone is gettting so loud and annoying, beginning to chant for the band (because you know, TH will hear you chant their names from miles away and will drive even faster, just for the fans :? ) one of my friends pointed in the opposite direction of the mob of people standing outside Main Street Music and shouted, "OH MY GOD! IT'S BILL KAULITZ!" The entire crowd turned around and started screaming. When they realized he wasn't there, they all gave us the evil eye. It was pretty entertaining.
gosh that is soo funny I should do that when I go to a concert....hmmm

[LipsOfAnAngel]

ive been waiting patiently for u 2 write again. WRITE MORE!!!!

omg i am sooo sorry you guys!! i have major writers block and i'm writing like six other stories at the same time. when i have an idea, i'll type it up as fast as i can and post it right away. i'm sorry!!!!!!!!!! don't hate me. :cry:

[amandaaraujo]

hahhahaahhaahha that was funny

[Rette mich]

ive been waiting patiently for u 2 write again. WRITE MORE!!!!

omg i am sooo sorry you guys!! i have major writers block and i'm writing like six other stories at the same time. when i have an idea, i'll type it up as fast as i can and post it right away. i'm sorry!!!!!!!!!! don't hate me. :cry:
OMG I'm the same way....I'll be in the middle of one fanfic and think of six others while I'm at it...

[Monicaalynn]

“Oh my god, is that a girl with the long black hair?! No wait, it’s Bill Kaulitz!!”



LMFAO, ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THAT AT THE PHILLY SIGNING. We didn't say the "is that a girl?" part, but since everyone is gettting so loud and annoying, beginning to chant for the band (because you know, TH will hear you chant their names from miles away and will drive even faster, just for the fans :? ) one of my friends pointed in the opposite direction of the mob of people standing outside Main Street Music and shouted, "OH MY GOD! IT'S BILL KAULITZ!" The entire crowd turned around and started screaming. When they realized he wasn't there, they all gave us the evil eye. It was pretty entertaining.

haha sooo that's why everyone started to freak! hahahaha. I was just screaming cuz everyone else started to scream louder and it scared me.... hahaha c:

please write more. it's makeing me laugh soo hard right now... my family is staring at me again...

[tokiohotel26]

ive been waiting patiently for u 2 write again. WRITE MORE!!!!

omg i am sooo sorry you guys!! i have major writers block and i'm writing like six other stories at the same time. when i have an idea, i'll type it up as fast as i can and post it right away. i'm sorry!!!!!!!!!! don't hate me. :cry:
there is no way in the world i could hate you. im so in love with your story!

[LipsOfAnAngel]

here it is!! finally i got the next chappy done! sorry it took soooooo long!!

Ways # 11-14

The day had come for the biggest prank we had planned out. We had been calling that day Flat Day so that if the boys ever heard us, the wouldn’t know what we were talking about. Genius.
Annie, Carly, Bailey, and I all traipsed over the the boys apartment while they were out. I had made a copy of Tom’s key a few days ago so I unlocked the door and snuck into Georg’s room. Bailey found what we were looking for first so we then all went into Bill’s room and hid it under his pillow. We knew for a fact that they wouldn’t be coming home until very late (they were at a club) and all of them would end up on the couchs, not their beds. We snuck back out of the apartment and I relocked the door.
The next morning, we were having breakfast when we heard a loud scream.
“Where is it?!?!?!?”
It was Georg.
“Where’s what?” asked Gustav.
“My flatiron, it’s gone!”
“Did you take it somewhere?”
“No!! I always leave it here it this drawer but now it’s gone!”
“Calm down, it’ll show up.”
“I can’t wait that long, I need to do my hair now.”
“Barrow Bill’s, he’s still asleep. He won’t know.” sugested Gustav.
“Thank you, Gustav. This is why your my best friend.”
We were in silent giggles at all of this. It turned out so much better then we had hoped. Me and Bailey had our ears pressed against the wall that connected my apartment to theirs right where Bill’s room was. Carly and Annie were in front of the boys apartment, the door crack just alittle so they could see what happened. I heard Georg mumble about having to use Bill’s iron but mostly it was quiet. Then,
“Georg! What are you doing?! That’s my iron! Are you crazt! You never touch my stuff! Get out of my room!”
“But i’m not done and mine is go- What’s this?”
“What?”
“Is this my flatiron under YOUR pillow?!”
“No! Oh, why yes that does look to be yours. How’d it-”
“BILL!!”
I heard a thump and angry cries. I started to laugh again. Carly came running into the apartment.
“They’re duking it out in Bill’s room! Come on!”
Bailey and I went running after Carly and to the door. Through the crack we could see Bill and Georg fighting, on the floor, in the doorway of Bill’s room. Tom and Gustav were trying to get them to stop but failed. Tom looked up and saw us. He came running at us, sending us scrambling for my apartment. We just got in and locked the door when suddenly Tom started to bang on the door.
“Kayla!! Kayla I know this is you and your friends doing! Open the door now!!”
“Why?! You’ll just hurt us!” I called.
There was a pause.
“No I won’t.” said Tom calmly.
“Yes you will, you are really mad at us for doing this.”
“Well, yeah. You guys are all being jerks to us.”
“I promise that we’ll stop.” I said.
“Ok, fine.”

It had been almost a month since the flatiron prank. We were too scared now to pull another one. But then Bailey did something followed by Annie doing something stupid.
We had been invited over for dinner and a movie by the boys. We had finished dinner, which was pizza, and now we were all sitting in the living room watching a movie. It was half way over, when Bailey who was sitting between Tom and Georg piped up.
“You know Tom, Georg is so much hotter then you and he gets way more action.”
Tom was in shock and Georg was grinning. Tom’s eyes were wide to the comment then he started to glare at her. Georg, on the other hand, kept smiling as he wrapped his arm around Bailey’s shoulders. We were all silent for the rest of the movie.
Another week passed. Annie hadn’t told me that she had a prank planned. The boys left for an interview or something and Annie had disappeared as well as the copied key. An hour later she came back and no more then fifteen minutes after that, the boys were home. We all heard screams come from next door. Me and Carly ran over to see what was wrong.
We stood in their practice room doorway to see them all staring at the instruments. They were covered in stupid and random things and drawings done what looked like a black crayon. But I saw that Bill was in shock over his used up eyeliner. Tom saw us and pounced on us.
“Why?! Why did you do this?! This will cost hundreds on dollars to fix!! Are you crazy?!”
We didn’t do it!” I said, pointing to myself and Carly.
“Then who did?”
“Annie.”

[Unknown598]

omg that is hilarious


i actually would do the flatiron thing... but lol


im trying to contain laughter lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .... ok thats better ^_^

thats good, but *not to be mean* i didnt like the last ending as much, but everything else, brilliant

[ShadowIW]

i think it is just absoulutly amazeing and that you should write more!!!

[amandaaraujo]

ahhahahahahahhahha that was soo funny hhhahahahahhaahha ahha poor them ooh Annie is in for it bad girl they are going to kill her . :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
please update soon or i will be forced to get angry :evil:

[tokiohotel26]

yay! finally ive been waiting for this for a long time!

[BlondPunk]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

omg, that was too funny!
More pleaasze

[Monicaalynn]

yay!!! it's back! I'm glad to have my laughs back, lol.

amazingly briliant, please write more.

[LipsOfAnAngel]

Ways # 15-17

“How do you know?” asked Georg.
“She went missing just after you guys had left. Then came back right before you. Plus, the spare key was gone.” I explained.
Tom stormed off out of the apartment. We heard screaming through the wall. Carly walked over to Bill.
“It’s ok Bill. You have more eyeliner.” she said.
“I know, it’s just sad, what a waste.”
We all gathered in the living room, Tom was still yeling at Annie next door.
“So guys, we have another prank. But it’s on only Tom. Do you want to help?” I asked.
“Sure.” they said.
“Ok, when Tom...”

We were over the boys apartment just hanging out. Annie, after beening yelled at by Tom, had a stern talking to by the rest of us. She sat quietly watching T.V. Bailey left to “go do something” like we had planned. She came back and closed the door.
“Hey Tom, there’s a girl out in the hall. She says she wants to ‘talk’ to you.”
“Oh, like i’m going to listen to you, prankster.” Tom said while making a face.
Bailey shrugged and sat next to me. Georg then got a “phone call” and went into the hall as to not disturb us. I had send a call to him so his phone would ring. He came back after his “call”.
“Hey Tom, Bailey was right. There is a girl out there. She’s near the elevator. She wants to ‘talk’ to you. Now.”
Tom looked at Georg thenat the rest of us. He jumpped up and ran out the door.
“Georg now!”
Georg locked the door and we all ran into Tom’s room.
“Ok, you guys grab his clothes. All of them.”
“Even his underwear?” asked Gustav.
“No, just his over sized clothes.
“Hey! Hey guys! The door’s locked! Let me in!”
“Ignore him! Empty out his closet. You girls got the new clothes?” I asked.
My friends pulled a bunch of clothes out of their huge bags and threw them onto Tom’s bed. We put all of the new clothes onto hangers and back into his closet. The boys grabbed the oversized clothes and hid them in all of their rooms. We ran ran back into the living room and Carly unlocked the door.
“Oh sorry Tom. The door got stuck.”
Tom glared at her as he went to sit down.
“So, where’s the girl?” asked Bill.
“There was no girl.”
I tried to hide a laugh.

The next morning, Tom cried out in sgock.
“My clothes!!”
Bill and Georg ran to Tom’s room.
“What about them?” asked Georg.
“They’re all tiny! XXS!”
“Oh, wow look at that. They are. I wonder how that happened.” said Bill.
Tom shot daggers at Bill who just grinned.
After much fussing, whining, and complaining, Tom finally got his real clothes back and we had to return the XXS clothes. Tom was not happy.

A few days had passed with nothing happening. Tom made a point to avoid us which we found amusing. The boys were out, their job coming in handy for our pranks. We snuck over and fussed with their plumbing, or more so, their hot water.
They can back from a mid-day concert, tired, hot and sweaty. We listened as they all got ready from a shower, then,
“AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLD!!!!!!!!”
We ran over laughing but when we got to their apartment, hid our smiles.
“What’s wrong?” asked Bailey.
“W-w-we have no h-hot w-w-water.” said Bill shivering.
All four boys stood in the living room, towels wrapped around their waists.
“Well, you can come over and use mine.” I suggested.
They nodded, preying for hot water. They followed us to my apartment.
“I only have two bathrooms with showers so you’ll have to take turns.”
Bill ran to the nearest bathroom and shut the door. Tom made his way to the other one.
Gustav and Georg sat on the couch, waiting their turns. Annie and Cary sitting next to them.
Annie had always loved Georg and Carly really like Gustav. Me and Bailey sat in the kitchen talking. We heard a yelp and Goerg appeared.
“That girl is crazy.” he said.
Soon, Gustav joined us. He nodded.
One of the bathroom doors opened and Tom stepped out in a cloud of steam. I had locked the door when they came over. Georg ran in and locked the door. Tom walked to the front door and pulled. It didn’t open. He glared at me and sat on the couch. Bill soon came out and saw Tom sitting there. He went to sit with his brother and they started to talk. Me and bailey slowly got up, leaving Annie and Carly to drool over the bathroom doors. I sat casually next to Tom and Bailey next to Bill. Bill and Bailey started to talk but Tom chose to ignore me.
“You have to talk sometime, Tom.”
“Why are you doing this to us?”
“All the pranks?” He nodded.
“You guys were always so loud, either playing your music, or having a party or just talking. I was getting annoyed with you. So I thought it was time for so payback.”
“That’s it?”
“Yeah.”
“Jeez.”
Georg and Gustav came out then, and the four of them walked to the door. Tom looked at me and I unlocked it. They went back to their place.

[BlondPunk]

No more pranks?
.......
mehr bitte!!

[LipsOfAnAngel]

yes more pranks! what are you talking about!?! pranks make up this story!! duh!

[ShadowIW]

MORE!

[Monicaalynn]

hahaah my friend switched the cold and hot water on me at camp once.... I wasnt very happy when i jumped into ice cold water. lol.

merh?

[LipsOfAnAngel]

sorry for the long wait. i've been working on my other stories. i'll try to work on this one and post more soon. :geek:

[xXKillerxQueenXx]

OMG I LOVE THIS.
Your stories are always really good.
Update soon!

[BlondPunk]

OMG I LOVE THIS.
Your stories are always really good.
Update soon!

They are always really good!
Yes, please do update asap!

[LipsOfAnAngel]

sorry for the long wait. i got another chappy done.

Ways # 18-23

We waited for a few days, luckly they had a concert soon. Bill told us about it a few weeks ago but we ‘forgot’. Bailey and I went over to see if they want to do something that night.
“Sorry girls, we got a concert tonight. Maybe tomorrow.”
“Oh- my god! Y- you have a concert?! AAHHHH!!!!!!!!” screamed Bailey.
“AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed like a fan girl. We started to run around Bill in a circle. He looked over at Tom for help but Tom was doubled over in a fit of laughter. We kept running around him then ran outside the door and back to my apartment. All four of us started to laugh uncontrollably.
When the boys got back from the concert, it was late but we were all wide awake. We went over to just hang out. We watched movies and drank beer. Half way through the night, Carly snuck away and went into Bill’s room. An hour later Carly came out of Bill’s room dressed like him, had her hair like him and make-up like him. She walked over and stood in front of the TV.
“Um, Carly? What did you do?” asked Georg.
“I’m like a 100% identical twin and Tom’s the odd one out.” she said with a smirk. Bill just stared at her.
“She has a point.” he said to Tom. Tom just glared at him then at Carly then finally at me. He knew.

It had been a few days, Tom hadn’t said anything to me since that night. I was fine with it, we would just annoy Bill.
“Hey Bill are you going to take part in Britian’s Most Beautiful Woman?” Bailey asked.
“Were you part of The Weather Girls?” asked Annie.
“Hey Tom, have you been outside? There are loads of fangirls you can have for a one night stand.” asked Carly. She looked up at him, giggled and ran away.
“Ahh!! Will you guys stop it!? You’ve been doing this for the past three days!! My name is Bill! I am NOT Tom! I am a guy, not a girl!! AHH!!”
Bill stormed off and locked himself in his room. Georg and Gustav, who were playing video games during Bill’s outburst, started to laugh hysterically.
Over the course of those three days, I had been learning Leb Die Sukunde. The day came for my plan.
I knocked on the door and Bill answered it.
“Oh Kayla, please tell me you’re not going to make fun of me.”
I shook my head and took a deep breath.
“Ab heute sind die tage nur noch halb so lang
Zum lachen gibt es gar nichts mehr
Gestern war vor 100.000 jahren
Morgen weiß das keiner mehr
Ab heute wird die uhr durch'n countdown ersetzt
Die sonne scheint auch in der nacht
'tschuldigung - ich hab mal eben nachgedacht
Doch dafür ist jetzt wirklich
Keine zeit - Keine zeit - Keine zeit - Keine zeit

Leb' die sekunde
Hier und jetzt - Halt sie fest
Leb' die sekunde
Hier und jetzt - Halt sie fest
Sonst ist sie weg - Sonst ist sie weg

Ab heute gibt es jeden tag'ne neue welt
Planeten sind im ausverkauf
Die ganze galaxie wird ruhig gestellt
Und zeitraffer im schnelldurchlauf
Scheiß auf gestern und erinner'dich an jetzt
Bevor du es vergessen hast
'tschuldigung - ich hab mal drüber nachgedacht
Doch dafür ist jetzt wirklich
Keine zeit - Keine zeit

Leb' die sekunde
Hier und jetzt - Halt sie fest
Leb'die sekunde
Hier und jetzt - Halt sie fest

Die zeit läuft - Die zeit läuft - Die zeit läuft
Halt sie auf!
Die zeit läuft...

Leb' die sekunde
Hier und jetzt - Halt sie fest
Leb' die sekunde
Hier und jetzt - Halt sie fest
Sonst ist sie weg - Sonst ist sie weg

Die zeit läuft , halt sie fest” I sang the song very badly. Bill covered his ears and walked away. I followed him inside and around the apartment. He locked himself in his room again and I just stood outside his door and kept singing until I was done.
“Can someone stop her!” he yelled.
I started to sing the song again when Tom came up behind me, grabbed me around the waist and threw me out. I sat on the floor dumbfounded.

[ShadowIW]

awesome!!! more!!

[TokioVamp2812]

omg this is so awesome!

[amandaaraujo]

aaww poor her for being kicked out :( Tom you need lessons aaw i thoughtwould like her effort awww please moreeeee
und bitte bitte dont take too long in updating?

[Monicaalynn]

hahaha, I've missed this!!! mehr?

[LipsOfAnAngel]

hey guys. sorry for the long wait. i haven't been at my computer in a long time and i was reading alot lately. but i promise i'll start working on this again on monday. again, sorry.

[xluciax]

lol! Tom threw a girl out!
More please!!!

[LipsOfAnAngel]

sorry for the extremely long wait!!!

Ways #24-33

Carly sat in Tom’s room, waiting for me and Annie to get there. We arrived, the apartment was empty. Me and Carly got all of Tom’s caps and hid them under Georg’s bed as Annie got Gustav’s drumsticks and hid them under the sink. We ran off back to my apartment and waited for the boys to get home. Bailey ran into their apartment, grabbed Tom’s favorite guitar and stood in the middle for the living room, waiting. When she heard them coming, she started to ‘play’. Tom was the first into the apartment.
“My guitar!”
“Look, I can play better then you.”
“No! Give me it!”
Bailey handed Tom his guitar and skiped out of the room.
“I hate that girl.”
“Hey, has anyone seen my drumsticks?” asked Gustav.
Tom ran into his room. “My caps are gone!!”
“Um, Tom, I found them.” called Georg from his room.
“Kayla!!”

I was giggling like a mad woman as I snuck into the boys apartment in the middle of the night. In my hand was a bottle of hot pink nail polish. I quietly opened Bill’s bedroom door and walked in. Bill was a heavy sleeper. I took his hand and proceeded to paint Bill’s nails pink.
“This is so good.”
Bill woke up the next morning and went about his normal routine. When he was eating breakfast, he saw his nails.
“Ah, ah ah ah!!!!!!! What happened?!”
Tom came running in but started to laugh when he saw Bill’s nails.
“I looks like the girls got to you.” he laughed. Bill just cried.
We all went over later that day to watch a movie. I sat next to Tom, Bailey next to Bill. She turned to him and asked,
“Bill, do you want a hotdog?”
He looked at her funny but I could see in his eyes he was remembering America. Bailey looked at me and smiled. Tom looked over at his twin then to me.
“What are you up to today, Kayla?”
“Nothing Tom.” I said innocently. We sat and watched more of the movie. Tom got up at one point and I followed him. I watched him rummage around the kitchen for food.
“Hey Tom, go ask Bill if he wants condoms. I know you have enough to spare.”
Without thinking, and clearly not having really heard me, Tom turned and yelled, “Hey Bill.”
“Ja?”
“Do y- nevermind.” Tom turned to me and glared at me. I just smiled and skipped back into the living room. Carly was sitting on Bill’s other side. I sat back down next to Bailey. Georg had the bowl of popcorn in front of him. Tom asked for it and Georg picked it up. He passed it to Annie, who passed it to Gustav, who passed it to Carly, who passed it to Bill, who passed it to Bailey, who handed it to me who gave it to Tom but only after I took a huge handful and smiled. Carly turned to Bill during a boring part of the movie and asked, “Bill, are you related to a porcupine?”
He looked at her like she was crazy. He turned his attention back to the movie, trying to ignore me and my friends giggles. Annie leaned forward and asked Bill, “Hey Bill, where did you get your nails done?”
“I did them myself! Can’t you girls leave me alone?!” Bill jumpped up and stormed off to his room.
“What’s his problem?” asked Annie.

[TokioVamp2812]

this totally made my day.
more soon plz.

[Monicaalynn]

aww poor Billi!!!

[dragoness573]

That's just freakin funny!! Poor boys! Oh, well. Go GIRLS!!
-VIP :lol:

[Unknown598]

:lol:

i havent been here on this thread since June 16 O.O *two months from Saturday*

where have i been

tis was all funny :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol:

[tomkaulitzlvr1210]

this is BULL!

[LipsOfAnAngel]

again, sorry for the long wait. i was having trouble coming up with ideas.

Ways #34-43

Carly and I snuck into the boy’s apartment two nights later. I had a pair of scissors in my hand. Carly opened Tom’s bedroom door and we snuck in. He was lieing on his stomach. Carly picked up one of his dreads and I placed the scissors against his head. I was about to cut it off when Tom moaned in his sleep. He began to roll over. He started to talk in his sleep.
“No... no more muffins, Mommy.”
We tried to cover up our laughter. Tom shifted around then opened his eyes. He saw Carly giggling and sat up.
“What are you doing here?!” He looked around and saw me holding the scissors. His hands flew up to his head. He began to feel around to see if his dreads were still intact. We ran out of his room and out of the apartment laughing like crazy.
Later that day, Bill and Tom came over for lunch.
“Hey Tom, how’d you sleep last night?” I asked.
“I had a nightmare and you were in it.”
“Aw, that wasn’t very nice Tomi!” I cooed.
“Don’t call me Tomi.”
We ate lunch then watched some T.V. They left for a cd signing in town. When they got back, I found out this happened.

“Ok guys. We’ve put up with the girls pranks. They’ve gotten on our nerves a lot lately. I think it’s time for payback.” said Tom.
“But what do you have in mind?”
“Just dish back what they’ve been giving us. Get on their nerves, annoy them.” explained Tom.
“Ok, but when should we start?”asked Georg.
“After the next time they do it.”

The next day, I woke up extra early. I pulled out a megaphine from my closet and turned it on. I took a deep breath and-
“This is a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves, this is a song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes.”
I continued to sing it over and over again. The girls woke up soon. They asked what I was doing and I wrote it down. So, for a whole 24 hours, we each took a turn, every hour to sing that song. The boys were really ******.
“Ok, boys, yesterday they sang that ridiculous song. Tomorrow it’s our turn.”
The next day, the boys woke up at 2:30 am. They got themselves really awake and waited. They snuck over to the girls apartment turned on their sterio system. They put a disco ball up in the living room. At 2:54 am, Tom turned the CD player on, a dance cd in, and started to dance, the others doing the same. The girls ran out of their rooms to see what was going on.
“It’s payback time, Kayla!” said Tom. The boys were dancing around like elephants. I turned the volume down and got in Tom’s face.
“Oh it’s on now Tom. It’s on.”

“Mary had a pink & white ham! pink & white ham! pink & white ham! mary had a pink & white ham! she ate it with some cheese!”
It was 3:27 am, the four of us stood outside of the boys apartment singing loudly and extremely off-key. We then repeated the act again at 3:27 pm. We did this for a week straight. The booys disappeared for a few days after that.
They came back about a week later, claiming they were on vacation. We went over to hang out the day after they got back.
“Hey Bill, say really for me.” Bailey.
“Um, really.”
“No, in English.”
Bill looked at Tom then back at Bailey. “Weely.”
I covered my mouth.
“Now what the past tense of send... in English.” she asked.
“Sended.”
“Now say through.”
“Sru. Why are you doing this?”
Bailey just turned her back and started to talk to Annie.
“Gustav, why did the chicken cross the road?” Carly asked him.
“I don’t know, why?”
“To get to the other side.”
“That wasn’t funny.” he said.
“Um, Why’s 6 afraid of 7?”
“Because 7 ate 9. Carly, these aren’t funny.
“I just want you to smile!” Carly cried.

“Ok, what should we do next?” I asked.
We were sitting around the kitchen table.
“Something good.” said Carly.
“Oh! Cut a lock of Georg’s hair off, in the back. And watch him suffer.” said Bailey.
“That’s too cruel.” said Annie.
“You only think that ‘cause you love him.” said Carly.
“I do not.” Annie said, blushing.
“That’s not the point guys, we can’t do anything destructive.” I said. “The boys can’t think of anything else. They ran out of ideas. We’re free for awhile, oh! I got it, let’s switch Bill’s and Tom’s clothes in the middle of the night.”
“Fine.”

It was midnight, I had checked. The boys were all sound asleep. I headed over and quickly and quietly switched Bill and Tom’s clothes. The next morning I woke to yelling next door.
“They did it again!!”
“God, I have all your clothes Tom!”
Then there was silence followed by pounding on my door.
“Kayla!!! Open the god **** door!!” yelled Tom.
“NO!! Not until you calm down!” I yelled.
“Kayla!!” I stood by the door. “Why are you doing this to us?”
“You’ve annoyed me everyday since you moved here. I thought it was time for some payback.”
“But we never meant to annoy you. And you’re doing this on purpose.”
“I know, it was fun in the beginning but now...”
“Then why are you still doing this?”
“The girls love it. They love the fact I live next to you. They’ll do anything to get to meet you, see you.”
Tom was silent for a while. The others got up and started to eat breakfast.
“Kayla?”
“Hm?”
“If I asked nicely, will you stop?”
“I don’t know, i’ll have to see.”
“Can you please stop with the pranks? Please?”
I didn’t say anything. “Ok, I understand.”
I heard him walk away.

[BlondPunk]

zomg, I'm so forgetful lately!
Why6 do I forget things?
WHHHHHHHHHHY???
>_>
<_<
MEHR!!!

[xXKillerxQueenXx]

Oh, are they going to make an understanding?
I wonder........

Mehr!

[TokioVamp2812]

YEEEEEE!!!
yay haha this story makes m day.

more plz.

[dragoness573]

They aren't gonna stop are they? (heh, heh)

[LipsOfAnAngel]

sorry for the long wait. school started.

Ways # 44-46

Tom didn’t want to talk to me after that. I could understand but I couldn’t stop now, the girl expected us to keep doing this. So, I decided to stop for a little while, give the boys a break. I think Tom was grateful.
It had been weeks, the boys thought we were done and that my friends had just moved in which was ridiculous because there was only two beds. We were over watching a movie, I was sitting on the floor, my back against Bill’s legs. Bailey sat next to Bill, she was thrilled. Tom sat near me, he still wasn’t talking to me. We had done some prank brainstorming last night, I had no idea they would start up again today though. Bailey grinned then poked Bill in the side, which surprised him, making him jump and kick me in the back. Bailey then screamed like a crazed fangirl and fell silent. I was rubbing my back.
“You ok, Kayla?” Bill asked me.
“Yeah, i’ll live.”
“I’m sorry.” he said.
But then... poke, jump, kick, scream. And again, 10 seconds later... poke, jump, kick, scream. I was going to kill Bailey. I finally moved after my back was bruised, Bill kept apologizing. I ended up near Tom, who seemed to have ignored the whole thing. Georg and Gustav were cracking up at it and Carly and Annie didn’t know what to do. Bailey kept at it for another two minutes, getting on everyone’s nerves. Georg finally yelled at her to stop, Bill was too nice to do it himself. I glared over at her, trying to fingure out why she did it. We ordered sushi later, Carly had disappeared when it arrived. She returned when everyone was settling in and she whipped out Gustav’s drumsticks. She picked up a container of sushi and began to eat them with the drumsticks. Gustav stared in shock, his eyes wide and his mouth open.
“Y- you’re using my drumsticks as chopsticks! Why?!”
Carly looked up at him, a sushi roll half way to her mouth. She put it in her mouth and ate it. His eyes only got wider. I heard Tom growl in the corner.
We left, Bill and Gustav not too happy. Tom had barricaded himself in his room. The next day, Bailey had disappeared. No one knew where she was until,
“It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!”
Carly, Annie and I all ran over to the boys apartment. There, dancing and singing in their living room was Bailey. And poor Bill was trapped there, having to listen to her singing. His hands were over his ears and his eyes were shut tight. I ran over to Bailey and clamped my hand over her mouth. Bill opened his eyes when he heard her stop and removed his hands.
“Thank you.” he said.
“No problem.” I steered Bailey out into the hall and back in our apartment, my hand still firmly over her mouth. When I let go, I shoved her onto the couch.
“What were you thinking?!” I screamed. “That wasn’t pranking him, that was torturing him!! And when did I say we were going to start pranking them again!? That’s two pranks in two days! Bailey, get your priorities straight! I wasn’t going to start pranking them again, not anytime soon. We’ve done too much too fast. I think you guys should move back home.” I said to all of them.
“What? Kayla we can’t.” said Annie.
“And why not?” I asked.
They were all silent. “You just don’t want to leave because they’re Tokio Hotel. I’ve known them a lot longer and guess what, they’re real people. I only started this because I was feed up with them being so **** loud! No, it’s just gone too far. I’m stopping the pranking. Start packing your things, your moving out. I’m going to go over there and apologize for everything.” I watched everyone go into the bedrooms to pack, their heads hung low. I went to open the door to find all four guys standing there, Tom in front.
“Did you hear all that?” I asked. They nodded. “Look, i’m sorry for everything.”
“Don’t apologize, we heard everything. And, don’t make your friends leave. We’ll try to take everything in good humor.” said Tom.
“Thanks you guys.” I hugged them all in turn.
“Girls, stop packing! You’re staying!” Cheers of joy came from the bedrooms. We all laughed.

[TokioVamp2812]

yay!!

good chapter!

the whole "tom growling in the corner" for some reason, i can actually see that, lol.

[BlondPunk]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tom's a frog.
o.o
xDDD
mehr bitte!!!

[LipsOfAnAngel]

yay!!

good chapter!

the whole "tom growling in the corner" for some reason, i can actually see that, lol.


hahahaha saaame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tom's a frog.
o.o
xDDD
mehr bitte!!!

haha what!!! a frog?!?!?!

[Monicaalynn]

bahahaha, that whole poking Bill scinario made me crack up! I loved it!

[dragoness573]

CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[BlondPunk<3]

yay!!

good chapter!

the whole "tom growling in the corner" for some reason, i can actually see that, lol.


hahahaha saaame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tom's a frog.
o.o
xDDD
mehr bitte!!!

haha what!!! a frog?!?!?!

The whole Tom in a corner growling made me think of him as a frog....
xD