Answer as wrong as you can!

[louisesidse]

This game is very simple.
I ask a question and the one below answers the question, as wrong as possible..

For example:
Q: What is plastic made of?
A: Plastic is made of Pee with a Mixture of Soda and some of other componets that make the plastic so resistant...like Cookies.

Or something like that

Okay?

Does footballs have air inside?

[deejaykaulitz]

Footballs are actually filled with strawberry jello mmhhh lecker lecker

Where is Germany??

[CrazyBlond]

Germany is under my bed ;D

What are germs?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

Germs are Generic Evil Retards on Meth.

Why is the sky blue?

[louisesidse]

Because the rainbow decided to take every other color, and the only one left was blue.

What is a flower?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a Flower is the name given to the little stick people who are secretly taking over the earth by pretending to be plants while actually stealing human souls. muahhhahahaha.

Where are Bill's pants?

[louisesidse]

Bill's pants are in the suitcase which by incident landed on Mars a cold summer day a few centuries ago. But then there came an Elephant and ate them, so now they are in the Elephant's stomach.

What is snow made of?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

snow is what happens when God and Jesus get into a floor fight in Heaven and Mary catches them while it's all flying around and the air is all white and she gets ****** off and freezes it so that it hurts them when it hits their faces.

Why is Tom named Tom?

[Tom's Lost Cap]

Because they didn't like the name Fitzgerald

How much is a penny?

[xxDarkxxDesirexx]

a Penny is $1.0756 yen..or was it that chick from the Proud Family cartoon?

Why do Americans like Apple Pie?